Gurley Turns Down Vikings, Others To Stay On Packers Practice Squad

Tori Gurley

Receiver Tori Gurley has turned down an offer from the Minnesota Vikings, as well as other clubs, to remain on the Green Bay Packers practice squad. It’s an unusual occurrence, but here’s how it happened.

Chicago Bears Are Back To Their Thuggish Ways

Sam Hurd

It’s been a while, but the Chicago Bears reminded us who they are. Receiver Sam Hurd was arrested Wednesday for allegedly running a high-volume drug operation. Federal agents were tracking the receiver’s movements for some time. Here’s the (hilarious) story.

Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp

A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.

Cutler Could Face Packers

Jay Cutler

The Green Bay Packers could face Jay Cutler when they take on the Chicago Bears in two weeks. The injured quarterback left the door open for a possible return, which would make the Packers quest for an undefeated season a little tougher.

Aaron Rodgers Supports Ryan Braun

Aaron Rodgers and Ryan Braun

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has come out in support of Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who faces a potential 50-game suspension for using performance-enhancing drugs. Braun is disputing the findings.

Smith, Francois May Get Snaps When Starters Return

A.J. Hawk

D.J. Smith and Robert Francois may still see playing time when the Green Bay Packers starting inside linebackers, A.J. Hawk and Robert Francois, return to action. That may be bad news for Hawk in particular.

Packers Will Go For History

Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers won’t have much to play for the final two weeks of the season if they win this week, but it doesn’t sound like that’s going to stop them from playing their starters.

Jennings Out Two To Three

Greg Jennings

Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings will miss several weeks with a sprained knee. Here’s what it means.

Well, That Was Easy

Ryan Grant

The Green Bay Packers turned in their most dominant performance of the season Sunday, thrashing the Oakland Raiders 46-16 to move to 13-0. In the process, they served notice to the rest of the NFL. Don’t bother.

Predictions: Packers vs. Raiders

Michael Bush

Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Oakland Raiders. Here are the key players and what we expect from each side.

The Green Bay Packers As The Avengers

The Avengers — Captain America, Iron Man, Thor and The Incredible Hulk — are totally no match for the Green Bay Packers. What the hell are we talking about? Take a look!

Five Questions With Thoughts From The Dark Side

With the Oakland Raiders coming to town to face the Green Bay Packers, we sat down for five questions with Thoughts From the Dark Side. Here’s their take on Sunday’s contest.

TiVo Time: New York Giants

Mason Crosby

Here’s a look at the tape from the Green Bay Packers victory over the New York Giants. We break down all the key plays and how they happened. You won’t find a more comprehensive recap anywhere.

The Onion Takes On Aaron Rodgers [Video]

The Onion Sports Network gave us this beauty yesterday —¬†Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self. Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self

Aaron Rodgers Is Not NFL MVP

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is not the NFL MVP. Let a couple idiots tell you who is. You’ll never guess.

Graham Harrell To Active Roster, Quarless To IR

Graham Harrell

The Green Bay Packers officially ended the season of tight end Andrew Quarless and promoted former Texas Tech quarterback Graham Harrell from the practice squad to the active roster. It was a smart move by the Packers. Here’s why.

Walden Charged With Disorderly Conduct

Erik Walden

Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden has been charged with disorderly conduct in relation to the altercation he got into with his girlfriend on Nov. 25. He will not be charged with domestic violence. Here’s the rundown.

Interesting Details From Packers Stock Sale

After finally getting a chance to read the prospectus from the Green Bay Packers stock sale, we were able to ferret out a few interesting, new details. Here they are.

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Get Your Stock, Suckas!

We got our Green Bay Packers stock this morning. Did you get yours? Here’s the rundown of the experience and where you need to go to get gouged for some useless stock.