Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback

Nickelback

When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!

TiVoTime: San Diego Chargers

Aaron Rodgers

Here’s the exhaustive breakdown of the tape from the Green Bay Packers win over the San Diego Chargers. We’ve got analysis of all the important plays just for you.

Stock Sale Coming Next Week

Lambeau Field

The Green Bay Packers will reportedly offer stock in the team to the public for the first time since 1997 next week. Here’s what we know.

Packers Now Openly Discussing Undefeated Season

Charles Woodson

The Green Bay Packers are only halfway to a potential undefeated season and don’t have a defense playing at a championship level, but that isn’t stopping some members of the team from discussing running the table.

They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]

A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.

Grades: Packers vs. Chargers

B.J. Raji

Breaking down the individual units from the Green Bay Packers win over the San Diego Chargers. The Packers may be 8-0, but not every group on the team gets high marks.

Packers: Class Of The NFL?

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers are the class of the NFL right now. We know this because the “experts” told us so. That doesn’t mean they’re not beatable, though. The only question right now is when that will happen.

Woodson: Packers Playing Bad Football

Charles Woodson

The Green Bay Packers defense isn’t playing good football right now and the players know it. Cornerback Charles Woodson stated it plainly. Here’s our take.

Turns Out, Chargers Aren’t Real Good

Tramon Williams

The Green Bay Packers beat the San Diego Chargers on Sunday, but a couple things were evident — the Chargers aren’t really that good and neither is the Packers defense.

Charger Girls! [Photos]

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Let’s not fuck around. The best thing about the Green Bay Packers playing the San Diego Chargers in the Golden State is this — Charger Girls! We’ve got a gallery of those gorgeous bodies. And no offense to the GB or Norb’s cheerleaders, this is what’s going on!

Predictions: Packers vs. Chargers

Philip Rivers

Total Packers’ writers break down the Green Bay Packers matchup with the San Diego Chargers. Here’s what to watch for, what to expect and how it will all turn out. Unfortunately, not everyone sees a Packers’ rout this week.

No Madden Curse? Let’s Check On Peyton Hillis

Peyton Hillis

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers lost a shot at the Madden 12 cover to Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis. As it turns out, that’s probably a good thing. Hillis is in the deep, dark hole known as the Madden curse.

Rodgers Doesn’t Mind Others Mocking His Belt Celebration

Jimmy Graham belt

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he doesn’t mind other players mocking his belt celebration. That may be the case, but it’s not for the reasons he gives. Here’s the evidence.

Yes, Aaron Rodgers Was NFC Player Of The Month

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was named the NFC offensive player of the month for October, which was a foregone conclusion. Here’s why it means something bigger.

Aaron Rodgers Rambo Costume And Trip To Tennessee [Photos]

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was Rambo for Halloween. Rodgers, his brother Luke and girlfriend Destiny Newton went to Tennessee where they watched Jordan Rodgers play for Vanderbilt and partied it up. We’ve got the photos.

Nickelback To Play Packers/Lions Game? Not If Fans Can Help It

The NFL has tabbed Nickelback to play the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving tilt with the Green Bay Packers. Some fans in Detroit are trying to stop this obvious mistake before it happens. Here’s how you can help.

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

James Starks

With the bye week behind us, it’s time to take one last long look at the Green Bay Packers’ win over the Minnesota Vikings before bringing on the San Diego Chargers this Sunday. 15:00, 1st quarter — I’m disappointed already. Mason Crosby only kicks it one yard deep into the end zone. Predictably, Percy Harvin gets […]

Rodgers Will Get New Contract… Sometime

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers will have to give quarterback Aaron Rodgers a new contract sometime soon. He’s grossly underpaid for his level of production. Fortunately, he doesn’t seem to care.

Around The League: Week Eight Review

Ben Roethlisburger

A look around the league at the midway point of the season. Here’s the weekly WTF, top 10 teams, and those players who are #winning and #losing. Guess who’s on top.

Here’s Packers Sports Illustrated Cover

The Green Bay Packers are on the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated. Here’s the cover and what the story is about.