Packers will Get Nothing for Jerel Worthy

Jerel Worthy

The Green Bay Packers will get no compensation for trading defensive end Jerel Worthy to the New England Patriots. Worthy was cut on Saturday. Useless POS!

Green Bay Packers Final Cuts and Analysis

Jumal Rolle

The Green Bay Packers final cuts are in. Here’s who they axed and put on IR in order to get down to the final 53. Surprises include Jumal Rolle and Chris Banjo.

Aaron Adams is Out for the Year

Aaron Adams

Tackle Aaron Adams’ chances of making the Green Bay Packers final roster just vanished. He has an ACL tear and will miss the 2014 season. It’s an epidemic!

Let’s Temper Expectations for Davante Adams

Davante Adams

Receiver Davante Adams has been impressive in the preseason for the Green Bay Packers. Don’t expect the same type of production in the regular season.

Green Bay Packers Projected 2014 53-Man Roster

Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn

The Green Bay Packers will trim their roster to the final 53 players by Saturday. We’re getting a jump on that with our final projected roster. Here’s our final 53.

Packers’ Scrubs Handle Chiefs’ and Who Helped Their Cause

Scott Tolzien

The Green Bay Packers handled the Kansas City Chiefs by a score of 34-14 in the preseason finale. Here’s who helped themselves and who screwed the pooch.

Packers with the Most to Lose Tonight

Mike Pennel

The Green Bay Packers last preseason game means nothing… except to these guys, who are fighting for their NFL lives. Here’s who we’ll be keeping an eye on.

Scott Tolzien Now Has Practice Squad Eligibility

Scott Tolzien

Green Bay Packers quarterback Scott Tolzien has practice squad eligibility again, after the NFL’s rule changes. Does that matter? Not in our eyes.

Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn are The Denim Twins

Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn: The Denim Twins

The Green Bay Packers held their Welcome Back Packers Luncheon today at Lambeau Field. Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn showed up as The Denim Twins.

Oooooh, Look at All the Gunslingers!

Jay Cutler and Matthew Stafford

Sports Illustrated has really gone and outdone themselves with this year’s NFL preview covers. They’re gunslingers and they’re also a bunch of dopes.

Mike McCarthy is Just an Offensive Coordinator

Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy was recently voted the sixth-best coach in the NFL. Why wasn’t he higher? Because he’s just an offensive coordinator.

Let’s Not Forget Aaron Rodgers is Dating Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn at Packers game

Oh, Olivia Munn, what are you doing this evening? Going to watch the Green Bay Packers thump some crappy team? Far out. We’re really turned on.

Packers Remaining Roster Moves All Injury-Related

Rajion Neal

The Green Bay Packers got down to the 75-man roster limit by stashing six guys on injured reserve. Some were expected and some were not. Here’s the list.

Packers Have Really Waived Colt Lyerla This Time

Colt Lyerla

You thought the Green Bay Packers waived Colt Lyerla already. But then they re-signed him and put him on IR. Well, they were just messing with you. Now they’ve really waived him.

Guys Still Don’t Want to Play in Green Bay

Green Bay women

Green Bay isn’t the first place you’d want to move to, but playing football, that’s a different story. Right? Not really. Some guys still don’t want to play in Green Bay.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Letroy Guion!

Letroy Guion

Offseason acquisition Letroy Guion finally got on the field for the Green Bay Packers, on Monday. He now has two days to make an impression and make the roster.

Carl Bradford Finally Gets a Look at Inside Linebacker

Carl Bradford

The Green Bay Packers have been pretending Carl Bradford is an outside linebacker all training camp. Now they’re finally working him inside. Just in time, huh?

Matt Cassel is the Vikings’ Guy

Matt Cassel

When the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl this year, they’ll be quarterbacked by Matt Cassel. The momentous announcement was made today. Are you shaking in your boots?

Because You Love Troy Aikman…

Troy Aikman: soap star

Green Bay Packers fans love Troy Aikman. It’s true! Well, not really, but we’re sure they will love Troy Aikman playing a soap opera star. Here’s video.

Lance Easley, Seahawks Fans Still Laughing at Our Expense

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You thought Lance Easley was all but dead and gone. Nope. And Seattle Seahawks fans still love him. Here they all our laughing it up at our expense.