Clusterfuck Update 3/17: Options At Center Diminish, 49ers In On Peyton

Chris Myers

Free agency has slowed down, but there have still been plenty of developments. The Green Bay Packers even factor into some of them. Here’s a breakdown of the important moves over the past two days.

Scott Wells Is Gone

Scott Wells

The Green Bay Packers starting center in 2011, Scott Wells has moved on. Wells signed a free agent contract with the St. Louis Rams on Friday, leaving the Packers with a big hole to fill on their offensive line.

Flynn Wants To Sign With Miami, But Dolphins Are Idiots

Matt Flynn

Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn wants to sign with the Miami Dolphins, but the team is handling the situation like they got a lesson from Matt Millen. At this rate, they’ll probably end up with David Garrard.

DeSean Jackson Guarantees Super Bowl, Everyone Laughs

DeSean Jackson

Philadelphia Eagles receiver DeSean Jackson is already crowning his team, much like quarterback and resident moron Vince Young did last season. Here’s what Jackson had to say and what we think about it.

Dolphins Will Go Hard After Matt Flynn

Matt Flynn

With Peyton Manning seemingly signing elsewhere, the Miami Dolphins are ready to ramp up their pursuit of Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn. Seattle has is making a run at him first, though.

Packers Show Interest In Someone, Then Do Nothing

Kendall Langford

The Green Bay Packers finally got the memo that free agency started and it came only two days late. That’s right, on day three they actually called someone’s agent. Of course, then they followed up by doing nothing.

Clusterfuck Update 3/15: Big Prize Is Gone

Mario Williams

Finally, things are beginning to slow down. The big prize, defensive end Mario Williams, finally signed a contract. Here’s a look at the few other notable signings and where the Green Bay Packers stand.

Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn

Matt Flynn

The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Clusterfuck Update 3/13: Bears Get A Backup, Matt Flynn Update

Scott Wells

The first day of free agency was typical — a bunch of idiots threw money at players who will never live up to their contracts. Surprisingly, there were also some smart moves made. Here’s a look at the NFL’s annual clusterfuck, day one.

Mike Neal Suspended

Mike Neal

Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Neal has been suspended for the first four games of the 2012 season. Is it too early to consider this guy a bust? We ponder the question.

Bears Strike First: Trade For Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are relevant again. Chicago traded two third-round picks to Miami for receiver Brandon Marshall, addressing one of their weakest positions and reuniting one of the best quarterback/receiver combos in the NFL.

Free Agency Begins Today, Packers Will Be Nowhere To Be Found

Chad Clifton

The Green Bay Packers are expected to sit on the sidelines when free agency begins today, which should come as no surprise. Here’s a look at which of their own free agents are likely to be back and who’s likely to sign elsewhere.

Packers Salary Cap And What They Might Do With It

Scott Wells

The Green Bay Packers are currently under the salary cap, but don’t have a lot of wiggle room. Here’s how they might create more space and what they might do with it.

B.J. Raji Is The Worst

B.J. Raji

We take a look at Green Bay Packers defensive tackle B.J. Raji’s regression from 2010 to 2011 and what it meant for the team. We also look at how the Packers might reverse the course.

Greg Jennings Talks Fantasy, Hangs With Kobayashi At SXSW

Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings is at it again. He was in Austin this weekend for SXSW Interactive, where he talked fantasy football and ate with Kobayashi. Here’s a look.

Vikings Want To Go International

Vikings fan

The Minnesota Vikings would like to be able to play up to four regular season “home” games away from home. We’re pretty sure we know why. Here’s the answer.

Favre’s Twitter Account Hacked!

Brett Favre

We all rejoiced when Brett Favre joined Twitter. We loved all of his homespun wisdom. Alas, it was all for naught. Favre’s people revealed the account was hacked earlier this week and they’re powerless to do anything about it. Idiots.

Rodgers: Matt Flynn Is Average

Matt Flynn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers thinks highly of his backup and soon-to-be free agent Matt Flynn. At least that’s what he tried to convey this week. His comments make Flynn sound pretty average though.

Pearls Of Wisdom From Brett Favre

Brett Favre

Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre is a fountain of knowledge. Just check out his Twitter account. We bring you the best of Brett Favre on Twitter.