We’ve Got Eddie Lacy and the Packers
Mar 4th
Who you got for the Green Bay Packers in the first round of the NFL Draft? We tabbed Alabama running back Eddie Lacy in our first mock of the year.
Packers May Not Tender All of Their Restricted Free Agents
Mar 3rd
It appears the Green Bay Packers won’t tender all of their restricted free agents in a money-saving move. Here’s the breakdown of where each player stands and the financial ramifications.
Here’s a Bears Baby Biting a Packers Baby
Mar 3rd
We were unaware of this, but apparently Chicago Bears fans like to bite Green Bay Packers fans. Here are a couple babies doing it, so that must be accurate.
Aaron Rodgers’ Brother as Impressed with Joe Flacco as Us
Mar 2nd
Everyone one other than the Baltimore Ravens seems to be aware just how absurd Joe Flacco’s new contract is, including Aaron Rodgers’ brother Luke, who is comparing Flacco to Ryan Fitzpatrick.
For Some Reason, Joe Flacco is Now Highest-Paid QB
Mar 2nd
The Baltimore Ravens have made Joe Flacco the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL for some reason. Makes you wonder what the Green Bay Packers will do with Aaron Rodgers.
You’ll Never Guess Why Aaron Rodgers Will Have a Bad Season
Mar 1st
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will have a bad season in 2013, but you’ll never guess why. The local numerology expert will tell you.
You Will Surely Want This Brett Favre Credit Card
Mar 1st
That Brett Favre credit card you’ve been dreaming about having? Your dream is now a reality. Favre is even wearing his Green Bay Packers duds on it. What more could you ask for!?
Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!
Mar 1st
The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!
You Better Like Chicks if you Plan on Playing in the NFL
Feb 28th
Some clowns were running around the NFL scouting combine this week asking players if they like chicks. Are they afraid of gays or were they just trolling?
Packers 2013 NFL Draft Prep: Next Man Up
Feb 28th
The Green Bay Packers have lost three top personnel men in the past three years — John Schneider, Reggie McKenzie and John Dorsey. Is there reason for to be concerned entering this draft? We investigate.
Packers Will Overpay Jermichael Finley Or Else!
Feb 28th
Jermichael Finley is the best tight end in the NFL… in his own mind, and therefore deserves every last dollar of his $8 million salary. Just ask him! He’ll tell ya all about it!
Packers Are Soft, Says Everyone Not Named Mike McCarthy
Feb 28th
Just about everyone thinks the Green Bay Packers are soft. Everyone is a completely ignorant ass if you ask Mike McCarthy, who has this current team confused with the Super Bowl team.
Johnny Jolly Reinstated!
Feb 27th
Johnny Jolly and his Purple Drank are back in the NFL and will surely solve all the Green Bay Packers problems on the defensive line. Right? A quick recap of the madness and the options.
First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!
Feb 27th
The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.
Packers Looking for Way to Replace Marshall Newhouse
Feb 27th
The Green Bay Packers want to improve their offensive line in 2013. Essentially, that will mean finding a way to replace Marshall Newhouse as a starter, according to Mike McCarthy.
D.J. Williams is Getting Serious!
Feb 27th
Green Bay Packers tight end D.J. Williams has taken note and is getting serious about the grind. No more parties, no more chicks, just working out with his teddy bear!
Packers Appear to Be Talking Contract with Evan Dietrich-Smith
Feb 27th
The Green Bay Packers appear to be talking contract with center Evan Dietrich-Smith. That could be because they love him or because they have no other option.
Mike Holmgren Will Keep Coming Back Until He Gets it Right
Feb 26th
Mike Holmgren may be making yet another return to football, this time with the Oakland Raiders. The Walrus is going to get it right this time, dammit!
Ricky Jean Francois Latest DL on Packers List
Feb 26th
The Green Bay Packers need defensive line help and the San Francisco 49ers Ricky Jean Francois appears to be one of their targets. Here’s the lowdown.
Aaron Rodgers Will Not Like Tom Brady’s New Deal
Feb 26th
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady just took less money from his team in order to keep them competitive. Somewhere, Aaron Rodgers sighed.