Minnesota Vikings Player Can’t Name a Receiver on His Own Team
Mar 11th
Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.
So Long, Percy Harvin
Mar 11th
The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.
Well, Maybe Greg Jennings Won’t Sign with Vikings After All
Mar 11th
Greg Jennings says one of his priorities for a new team is good quarterback play, which pretty much eliminates the Minnesota Vikings. Praise the lord!
Brad Jones Probably Playing Elsewhere in 2013
Mar 11th
There appears to be a considerable market for inside linebacker Brad Jones, which makes it unlikely he’ll be returning to the Green Bay Packers in 2013.
Cullen Jenkins Signs with Giants
Mar 10th
The first domino has fallen. Cullen Jenkins signed with the New York Giants on Sunday. Not surprisingly, the Green Bay Packers showed no interest. His deal may ultimately set the market for other defensive linemen, though.
Percy Harvin Will Surely Ruin the Minnesota Vikings
Mar 10th
Percy Harvin is out to ruin the Minnesota Vikings and we’re more than happy to support him in his quest, from confrontations with coaches to trade demands.
The NFL’s Era of Guaranteed Contracts Begins
Mar 8th
The NFL’s recent mega-contracts signed by the likes of Calvin Johnson and Joe Flacco make one thing clear. Guaranteed money is here to stay. The Packers will certainly follow the trend.
Of Course Cullen Jenkins Wants to Return to Packers
Mar 8th
Cullen Jenkins is open to returning to the Green Bay Packers. Oh really? We never would have guessed. The only problem is the Packers don’t seem interested.
Tramon Williams Says He Played Hurt All Last Season (Again)
Mar 8th
For the second year in a row, Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams is telling us he played the whole season with an injury. That’s pretty convenient.
Packers Bring In Chris Canty, Predictably Do Nothing
Mar 7th
The Green Bay Packers had free agent defensive end Chris Canty in for a visit on Thursday and then sent him on his way, so another team can sign him while they hem and haw about what to do.
Four Teams Interested in Charles Woodson
Mar 7th
Charles Woodson hasn’t garnered much interest since the Green Bay Packers cut him. That’s about to change with four teams calling. We handicap the race for Woodson’s services.
Jermichael Finley’s Agent Says He’s Open to Renegotiation
Mar 7th
Jermichael Finley says he’d walk if the Green Bay Packers asked him to take a pay cut. His agent, however, is open to renegotiation, which is exactly the route the Packers should take.
What Should We Get Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari As a Wedding Gift?
Mar 7th
Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are getting married this July! Joy! Here’s their wedding registry and we’re asking you to help us pick the proper gift.
Greg Jennings on the Vikings Now Seems Totally Plausible
Mar 6th
He won’t be their first choice, but Greg Jennings joining the Minnesota Vikings now seems totally plausible. Mike Wallace and the Miami Dolphins will factor in heavily.
Mason Crosby is Underrated Says Really Exhausting Study on Kicking
Mar 6th
Mason Crosby is underrated. Read that again. Mason Crosby is underrated, even though he posted the NFL’s worst field goal percentage. This, according to a study done by MIT researchers.
Aaron Rodgers Will Get New Deal Soon
Mar 6th
The Green Bay Packers will give quarterback Aaron Rodgers a new contract soon that will make him the highest-paid player in the NFL for some time. So we’re told.
The Bears Are After a Tight End
Mar 5th
The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.
Aaron Rodgers Concerned About Contract, But Won’t Hold Out
Mar 5th
Aaron Rodgers isn’t happy with the Green Bay Packers. He wants a contract extension and he wants it now, thanks to the Ravens and Joe Flacco.
Hey Everyone, Lance Easley is Still a Dick
Mar 4th
Lance Easley, the dick who blew the last call of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Seattle Seahawks, is crying out for your attention once again. Let’s indulge him for the good of humanity.
Packers Will Not Franchise Greg Jennings
Mar 4th
The Green Bay Packers have decided not to use the franchise tag on receiver Greg Jennings, which was the right move. Be sure to wish him well on his way out of town.