Rodgers Is A Long Shot To Play
Dec 17th
Although nothing has changed since Wednesday, quarterback Aaron Rodgers looks unlikely to play Sunday when the Green Bay Packers travel to face the New England Patriots. The company line, thus far, is a decision on Rodgers won’t be made until Saturday, but the quarterback hasn’t done anything football-related, this week. Instead, the Packers have held [...]
We Hardly Knew Ye, TJack
Dec 16th
Over in Minnesota, things continue to get worse for the Vikings, which normally would be great. That’s not the case, at the moment, however. In addition to the giant hole in the roof of their shitty stadium and concerns surrounding the availability of TCF Bank Stadium, where the Vikings are trying to host their Monday [...]
Lang Will Go If Colledge Can’t; Spitz Looks Finished
Dec 16th
The Green Bay Packers don’t seem overly concerned about left guard Daryn Colledge’s knee injury, but if he’s unable to play this weekend, T.J. Lang would start in his place. Lang has played his way into the backup job at both tackle positions, but wasn’t previously the primary backup at left guard. That was Jason [...]
Walden Likely To Start At Outside Linebacker
Dec 15th
With Frank Zombo ruled out for Sunday’s game, the Green Bay Packers will turn to Erik Walden to start at outside linebacker. Walden was waived by the Miami Dolphins earlier this season and the Packers signed him on Oct. 27. The Packers are Walden’s third team in three NFL seasons. He’s never started an NFL [...]
No Rodgers
Dec 15th
For those of you worried about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his availability for this weekend’s game, continue to be worried. Rodgers did not practice on Wednesday, while he continues to recover from his second concussion of the season. Although the move wasn’t unexpected, it casts further doubt over whether Rodgers will be [...]
News Flash: Packers Have Shitty Offensive Line
Dec 14th
We told you the Green Bay Packers have a below-average offensive line and it wasn’t anymore apparent than their atrocious performance against the Detroit Lions, on Sunday. Offensive line coach James Campen went as far as publicly stating that every member of the offensive line had a “losing performance” against the Lions. “It really stings [...]
What Brett Favre Does When On The Sideline In Street Clothes
Dec 14th
We understand that this not suiting up thing is new to Brett Favre. We get that Brett really doesn’t know what to do when he’s standing on the sideline in street clothes while his team is playing a football game. We also understand Brett may have some issues with his penis — holding it, taking [...]
Hondo! Headlines Newest Packers Hall Of Fame Class
Dec 14th
Three will be inducted into the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame, including long-time fullback William Henderson, AKA Hondo!, the team has announced. The other members of the class are guard Marco Rivera and contributor Frank Jonet. Hondo! played 12 seasons in the NFL, all with the Packers. He was an All Pro and made [...]
Favre Streak Ends; Favre Hawks Footballs Commemorating Streak
Dec 13th
Just when I praised Brett Favre for his toughness, he again reveals what a dick he is. Favre’s streak of consecutive starts came to an end at 297, Monday night, because of a sprained shoulder. Favre, of course, was ready to take full advantage of the moment. Favre is hawking footballs to commemorate the streak [...]
Favre’s Streak Expected To End Tonight
Dec 13th
Brett Favre’s consecutive-starts streak is expected to come to an end tonight, when his Minnesota Vikings face the New York Giants at Detroit’s Ford Field. The streak, which started on Sept. 27, 1992, when Favre made his first start for the Green Bay Packers, will end at 297 games. That is, barring a miracle. Favre [...]
Packers In Trouble At Linebacker, Too
Dec 13th
While everyone in the great state of Wisconsin is concerned about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his availability for Sunday’s game after suffering his second concussion of the season, his status will be up in the air as he undergoes tests throughout the week. The injury news isn’t getting any better for the [...]
Jenkins May Be Latest Packer Out For The Year
Dec 13th
Green Bay Packers defensive end Cullen Jenkins didn’t play a snap on Sunday. In fact, he didn’t attend a single practice in the past week. Jenkins has been staying off his injured calf, which he re-injured against San Francisco. The injury is likely to cost Jenkins another week and might end his season. “You can’t [...]
Rodgers Hurt; Packers Offense Pathetic In Loss To Lions
Dec 12th
To say the Green Bay Packers 7-3 loss to the Detroit Lions was a defensive struggle wouldn’t be giving the offenses proper credit for how horribly they played. The game was 0-0 at the half. The first touchdown of the day didn’t come until midway through the fourth quarter, when Lions tight end Will Heller [...]
Vikings’ Shithole Collapses
Dec 12th
A fitting metaphor for their season. The shithole that the Minnesota Vikings call home, the Metrodome, collapsed overnight. Or at least the roof did. There is now a hole in the middle of it from the build-up of snow — the Cities reportedly got close to 20 inches yesterday. The Vikings game against the New [...]
Our Favorite Packers Fan, Ashlynn Brooke, On ESPN Milwaukee
Dec 12th
Even though we didn’t get any credit for it, I’m sure we’re at least indirectly responsible for Ashlynn Brooke‘s Friday appearance on ESPN Milwaukee’s The D-List. After all, would any of these sheltered fools even realize she was a Green Bay Packers fan if it wasn’t for us? No. No, they wouldn’t. Brooke was No. [...]
Predictions: Packers vs. Lions
Dec 11th
Shawn: The talk locally has centered around whether the game against the New York Giants or the Chicago Bears constitutes the must-win game for the Green Bay Packers. The easy answer, of course, is that neither do, that the must-win game is actually this weekend against the Detroit Lions. A loss this week would likely [...]
Favre Camp: Bring On A Lawsuit
Dec 11th
In response to the latest from Jenn Sterger’s camp — that they’ll file a lawsuit if the NFL doesn’t suspend Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre for violating the league’s personal conduct policy — the Favre camp has fired back, saying they’d welcome a lawsuit. The strategy makes some sense. No one really knows what Sterger’s [...]
Matthews Has Shin Injury
Dec 11th
Although Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews said injuries weren’t slowing him down earlier this week, that may not be the case. On Friday, it was revealed Matthews has a shin injury that is getting progressively worse. The injury won’t heal until the offseason, when Matthews will be able to rest it. “It’s constant, I’ll [...]
Bigby Could Return This Week
Dec 10th
Green Bay Packers safety Atari Bigby, who’s spent more time standing around on the sideline this season than he has on the field, could return from his latest injury as early as this week. Bigby took part in a limited portion of practice on Thursday and passed a running test before practice, which is the [...]
Sterger Won’t Sue If NFL Suspends Favre
Dec 9th
Jenn Sterger won’t pursue legal action against Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre over the alleged dong texts/sexual harassment if the NFL suspends the quarterback, according to her manager. “If the [NFL] commissioner suspends Favre and puts him in a program to make sure this doesn’t happen again … 100 percent … Jenn would not pursue [...]