Minnesota Vikings

Christian Ponder will be Getting Benched for Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to be holding a quarterback competition and you’re invited. You’ll get to compete with Christian Ponder and Matt Cassel and you should be able to beat both easily.

Minnesota Vikings Player Can’t Name a Receiver on His Own Team

Kevin Williams

Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.

So Long, Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin

The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.

Percy Harvin Will Surely Ruin the Minnesota Vikings

Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin is out to ruin the Minnesota Vikings and we’re more than happy to support him in his quest, from confrontations with coaches to trade demands.

Greg Jennings on the Vikings Now Seems Totally Plausible

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

He won’t be their first choice, but Greg Jennings joining the Minnesota Vikings now seems totally plausible. Mike Wallace and the Miami Dolphins will factor in heavily.

Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!

Vikings new stadium

The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!

Minnesota Vikings Have a New (Old) Logo

Minnesota Vikings new logo

The Minnesota Vikings continue their streak of awesomeness with a brand spankin’ new Norseman logo. That, and Christian Ponder has a message for you. Skol Vikings! (said the mouth breather).

Minnesota Vikings May Trade Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin

The Minnesota Vikings have a problem on their hands… other than being the Minnesota Vikings. They may have to trade their best receiver, Percy Harvin. Good riddance, we say!

Let’s Not Forget These Great NFC Championship Game Moments

Brett Favre

We could care less about the championship games going on this weekend in the NFL, so we decided to bring you some great moments from past NFC Championship games.

This Vikings Fan Meltdown is Glorious [Video]

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Minnesota Vikings fans were undoubtedly angry when their crappy team lost to the Green Bay Packers last week. Here’s one of them trashing his living room.

Eight Years Ago Today, Randy Moss Did This

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Never forget, Green Bay Packers fan. Even though he’s now with the San Francisco 49ers, Randy Moss is and always will be a turd. Here’s one of his finest Minnesota Vikings moments.

Here’s the Sausage, Courtesy of the Minnesota Vikings

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Sausage! That’s what Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt got when from his Minneapolis counterpart when the Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings. And you can have some!

Total View: Packers vs. Vikings, Wild Card Edition

Charles Woodson

We’re taking one more in-depth look at the Green Bay Packers dismissal of the Minnesota Vikings. Here are all the big plays and who either made them or failed to make them.

Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone

Christian Ponder's arm

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team’s loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants you all to know he’s really sorry, too.

Reveling in Minnesota Vikings Fans’ Despair

Clay Matthews celebrates Packers win over Vikings

E. Wolf finds himself reveling in Minnesota Vikings fans despair after their team lost to the Green Bay Packers. So did we. And now, so can you!

Here’s a Vikings Reporter Getting Trucked [Video]

Vikings reporter getting run over

Want to see a local TV personality in her Minnesota Vikings jersey get run over by another meathead Vikings fan? Of course you do. Here’s the video. Morons being morons.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Playoff Win Over Vikings

Charles Woodson

Here are five more insights from the Green Bay Packers Wild Card win over the Minnesota Vikings, including DuJuan Harris’ emergence and Randall Cobb’s disappearance.

Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would

John Kuhn

The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!

Adrian Peterson — So Close

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One Green Bay bar has the perfect sign to taunt Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, who just barely missed the single-season rushing record.

Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For, Playoff Edition

Charles Woodson

Much is on the line when the Green Bay Packers face the Minnesota Vikings on Saturday. If you’re hoping the Packers don’t repeat last year’s playoff performance, here’s your need to know.