Minnesota Vikings
TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings
Nov 19th
We take one more look at the Green Bay Packers pounding of the Minnesota Vikings by breaking down the tape. Here are the key plays, what made them work or what didn’t.
Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]
Nov 18th
There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Nov 15th
The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 [...]
Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass
Nov 15th
Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.
Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion
Nov 14th
The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.
Five (More) Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries
Nov 14th
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings tonight and since we already know what’s going to happen, we hit up those dicks from Minnesota again to see what’s going on with their shitty team. Here’s what they had to say.
They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]
Nov 9th
A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.
TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings
Nov 3rd
With the bye week behind us, it’s time to take one last long look at the Green Bay Packers’ win over the Minnesota Vikings before bringing on the San Diego Chargers this Sunday. 15:00, 1st quarter – I’m disappointed already. Mason Crosby only kicks it one yard deep into the end zone. Predictably, Percy Harvin gets [...]
You Stay Classy, Minnesota
Oct 27th
As usual, Minnesota Vikings fans really know how to class up the joint. Here’s the latest example. Is it over the line or all in good fun? You tell us.
Quick, Guess Who Leads NFL In Arrests
Oct 26th
It should come as no surprise that the upstanding organization known as the Minnesota Vikings has had more players arrested than any other NFL team since 2000. Here’s the long and distinguished list.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 24th
Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.
Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once
Oct 24th
The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.
Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 23rd
Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.
Vikings’ Cook Will Miss Packers Game Because He’s In Jail
Oct 22nd
Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.
Five Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries
Oct 21st
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.
Vikings Aren’t Giving Up… Yet
Oct 20th
The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.
Bernard Berrian Tells Amputee To Sit Down And Shut Up
Oct 4th
The Minnesota Vikings are 0-4 and the wheels are falling off their season. Receiver Bernard Berrian still managed to make things worse with his off-field antics, though. You stay classy, Minnesota!
Now They Start Speculating About Donovan McNabb’s Job
Sep 27th
They don’t think too much of Donovan McNabb’s performance at quarterback in Minnesota. The question is how much longer can he hold onto his job?
Vikings Fan Runs His Mouth, Gets What He Deserves
Sep 13th
This just makes us warm and tingly all over. Here’s video of a typical Minnesota Vikings fan running his mouth about how great his team is and how terrible every other team is. Fortunately, a San Diego Charger fan is there to give him what he deserves.
Donovan McNabb: Awful
Sep 12th
The Donovan McNabb era, which will probably be short lived, started with a thud in Minnesota. McNabb was awful against the San Diego Chargers.
