Minnesota Vikings

Nobody Wants Minnesota Vikings Tickets Apparently

Vikings fans

The Minnesota Vikings have a new strategy for selling tickets — make Green Bay Packers fans buy them. We’re pretty sure this is a great idea.

A Special Fourth of July Message From Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers

This Fourth of July, we’ve enlisted none other than Kenny Powers to deliver a special, All-American message to you that is sure to inspire patriotism.

Minnesota Vikings Are Model Franchise Says Minnesota Homer

Minnesota Vikings fan

Oh, now the Minnesota Vikings are suddenly a model franchise, huh? So says a local columnist. We suppose so when you’re only comparing them to local teams.

Someone Accused Adrian Peterson of Juicing

Adrian Peterson

Is Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson on the juice? That seems to be the logical conclusion. Some Detroit Lions player accused him during a game last season.

Desmond Bishop Reportedly Picks the Vikings

Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop will join the list of former Green Bay Packers who became Minnesota Vikings. Bishop has reportedly signed a one-year deal with the Queens.

Vikings Laying the Groundwork to Bench Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder doesn’t appear to have such a firm grip on the starting quarterback job for the Minnesota Vikings. He might get passed by Matt Cassel.

Mike Wallace Turned Down Way More From the Vikings

Mike Wallace

How pathetic are the Minnesota Vikings? So pathetic they couldn’t lure free agent Mike Wallace even though they offered him $16 million more than anyone.

Fred Smoot Shed Some More Light on the Love Boat

Fred Smoot

Fred Smoot allegedly organized the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat excursion and nailed two hookers with a double dong. Now, he’s shed more light on the cruise.

Jeff George Will Fix Christian Ponder

Jeff George

Good news. Jeff George is back in the NFL as a “guest coach” for the Minnesota Vikings and he’s going to make Christian Ponder less awful.

Even the NFL Network Hates the Minnesota Vikings

Minnesota Packers

Did you know the Green Bay Packers played the Minnesota Packers back in December? Neither did we, but the game was on the NFL Network on Sunday.

Here’s a Minnesota Vikings Exec Trash Talking Packers Fans

Minnesota Vikings Stadium

Minnesota Vikings exec Lester Bagley is real proud of his new stadium. So proud, in fact, that he’s trash talking Green Bay Packers fans. We’ll call it The Sandcrawler Controversy.

Here Are Renderings of New Minnesota Vikings Stadium

Minnesota Vikings stadium

Is the new Minnesota Vikings stadium going to be awesome? As awesome as the Minnesota Vikings themselves! Here are the artist’s renderings.

Let’s Not Forget, the Minnesota Vikings Are a Joke!

Christian Ponder

Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?

Vikings Will Shut Chris Kluwe Up

Chris Kluwe in Out magazine

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is outspoken, especially on same-sex marriage. Well, apparently those homophobes in Minneapolis have had enough.

Let’s All Admire New Minnesota Vikings Uniforms

new Minnesota Vikings uniform

The Minnesota Vikings uniforms have been leaked… the new and improved ones, that is. If only they could get a new and improved franchise and fans.

Christian Ponder’s Wedding Cake is Exactly What You Thought

Christian Ponder cake

Want to get in the competition for worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes? Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder did. Check this out.

The Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is Back in Action!

Daunte Culpepper

Want to take a cruise on the boat where Bryant McKinnie once ate out a hooker? Now you can because the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is back in action!

Here’s a Guy Falling on His Ass While Harassing Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson

Some genius from TMZ was harassing Vikings running back Adrian Peterson recently. In the middle of his brilliant question, he falls on his ass. Here’s video.

Here’s Another Minnesota Vikings Failure

Mike Wallace

Not surprisingly, the Minnesota Vikings are setting the standard for success. Well, maybe not. Free agent Mike Wallace wanted nothing to do with them.

Vikings are Really Hyping that Awesome Matt Cassel Signing

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings love their latest signing, quarterback Matt Cassel. Just check out this awesome career highlights graphic they released to welcome him.