Minnesota Vikings
Surprise! Someone Wants Out of Minnesota
Jun 21st
Receiver Percy Harvin has asked the Minnesota Vikings for a trade. He’s says it’s not about money. We speculate about what he might be angry about.
Vikings Fullback Arrested For DWI At McDonald’s
Jun 5th
Here’s a new way to get arrested for DWI — go to McDonald’s drunk. Minnesota Vikings fullback Jerome Felton has just learned not to do that the hard way. Skol Vikings!
Let’s Name Vikings Stadium
Jun 1st
The Minnesota Vikings are going to sell naming rights to their new stadium. We’ve got some suggestions and would love to hear yours.
Vikings Aren’t Going Anywhere
May 25th
The Minnesota Vikings finally got the sign off on their new stadium plan, meaning they’ll remain the Green Bay Packers NFC North whipping boys for the foreseeable future.
Caleb King Latest Vikings Dirtbag Arrested
Apr 30th
Minnesota Vikings running back Caleb King was arrested over the weekend for allegedly assaulting a man at a party who was teasing him. We know King was merely continuing the long and storied Vikings’ tradition.
Vikings Sign Another Criminal
Apr 24th
The Minnesota Vikings have officially become a parody of themselves. Today, the team signed a guy fresh out of prison — receiver Jerome Simpson. Skol Vikings!
Roll Up The Moving Trucks, Minnesota!
Apr 19th
The new Minnesota Vikings stadium plan that was supposed to be a done deal got defeated in the House on Wednesday. Now the NFL is bringing out the threats for real.
Parcells Will Not Be Coming Out Of Retirement For Vikings Or Anyone Else
Apr 10th
The Minnesota Vikings were hot after Bill Parcells, but, like everything else they do, the Minnesota Vikings failed. Parcells, who was apparently only considering the New Orleans Saints, will not be coming out of retirement. Too bad.
Vikings Want Bill Parcells
Apr 5th
The Minnesota Vikings are reportedly trying to lure Bill Parcells out of retirement to run their football operations. They’re pretty much willing to do anything to anything to get him.
Highlights Of New Vikings Stadium
Apr 3rd
An artist’s rendering of the new Minnesota Vikings stadium has been released. We’re here to give you the rundown of what to expect in Minneapolis once the Metrodome is gone.
Who Wants A Brett Favre Leg Lamp?
Mar 30th
Someone has created what we’d consider an abomination — a Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre leg lamp like the lamp in A Christmas Story. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you can get them just anywhere. We investigate.
Vikings Want To Go International
Mar 10th
The Minnesota Vikings would like to be able to play up to four regular season “home” games away from home. We’re pretty sure we know why. Here’s the answer.
Vikings Not Leaving For L.A.: Pros And Cons
Feb 18th
The Minnesota Vikings finally have a preliminary deal for a new stadium in Minneapolis, which means they will not be relocating to Los Angeles. We look at the pros and cons of the situation.
Check Out Zygi Wilf’s New Pad [Photos]
Feb 13th
The Minnesota Vikings may be the biggest pile of shit organization in the NFL, but owner Zygi Wilf is still raking in the dough. How do we know? He just dropped $19 million on this Park Ave. apartment. Here’s a look.
The Donovan McNabb Experiment Has Come To A Screeching Halt
Dec 1st
The Minnesota Vikings will reportedly release quarterback Donovan McNabb. Yes, we’re laughing heartily at their expense, but we’ve also got the details for you.
Vikings Still Trying To Save Season
Nov 28th
The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.
TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings
Nov 19th
We take one more look at the Green Bay Packers pounding of the Minnesota Vikings by breaking down the tape. Here are the key plays, what made them work or what didn’t.
Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]
Nov 18th
There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Nov 15th
The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 [...]
Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass
Nov 15th
Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.