Minnesota Vikings

Hormel Chili is Today’s Big Winner

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.

Teddy Bridgewater’s Plan Really Backfired

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.

Minnesota Vikings Fans: Jared Allen is a Trader

Jared Allen: trader

Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”

Matt Cassel is the Minnesota Vikings Man!

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to roll with Matt Cassel at quarterback in 2014. The Queens re-signed Cassel to a new two-year deal on Friday.

Hooray! The Metrodome Blew Up Yesterday

Metrodome explosion

Goodbye Metrodome. Worst stadium of all time. Home to the greatest embarrassment in the NFL. We will not ever miss you. Watch and enjoy the Metrodome blowing up.

You’ll Be Glad to Know Christian Ponder will Remain a Viking

Sad Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder will be sucking it up at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for at least one more season. That’s good news for the rest of the NFL North!

Minnesota Vikings are Trying to Get a Super Bowl

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The Minnesota Vikings and a Super Bowl? Hahahahahhaha. They’re going the other route though. They’re trying to host the game in 2018.

The Metrodome is Finally Dead!

Metrodome

The dump that the Minnesota Vikings played in, the Metrodome, was deflated Saturday morning. Here’s video of it meeting it’s well-deserved demise.

So, Mike Zimmer is Going to Bring a Championship to Minnesota

Mike Zimmer

The Minnesota Vikings trotted out new coach Mike Zimmer for the media today, where he proceeded to tell them how he’s bringing a championship to Minnesota.

Leslie Frazier Hints That He was Sabotaged

Leslie Frazier

Leslie Frazier is no longer the coach of the Minnesota Vikings. Good reason for that. Namely, Christian Ponder. Frazier hints he was forced to play Ponder.

Mike Zimmer is the Minnesota Vikings New Coach

Mike Zimmer

The Minnesota Vikings have a new coach. He is former Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer. Now they just need a quarterback.

Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions are Getting New Coaches

Leslie Frazier

The Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions had pretty miserable seasons in 2013, so they did the obvious and fired their head coaches today. So long Leslie Frazier and good riddance Jim Schwartz.

Here Are Vikings Fans with a Jay Cutler Doll and Stripper Poll

Minnesota Vikings fans with fake Jay Cutler

Minnesota Vikings fan continue to amaze… with their stupidity. The Vikings beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday, probably because of this doll and stripper pole.

So Vikings Corner A.J. Jefferson Did This After the Game

A.J. Jefferson

Cornerback A.J. Jefferson is a credit to the Minnesota Vikings organization. He added to the team’s long and storied history of getting arrested and then he got cut.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Tie with the Vikings

Adrian Peterson

The Green Bay Packers managed to tie the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday. Now that the hangover has worn off, we take a look at five more things from the game.

Former Packers Who Played for the Minnesota Vikings: Ranked!

Brett Favre

The pipeline flows one way. The Minnesota Vikings like to sign up former Green Bay Packers because they can’t develop their own. We rank these scumbags.

Vikings Are Either Ruining Seasons or Making a Playoff Push

Adrian Peterson

The Minnesota Vikings are 2-8. One of their star players has already written off the season, while another says they can still make the playoffs. Of course.

The Minnesota Vikings are Licking Their Chops

Minnesota Vikings cornerback Chris Cook getting run over

No Aaron Rodgers for the Green Bay Packers? Well, that has the Minnesota Vikings licking their chops. You know, because they’re so damn good this season.

Vikings’ Jerome Simpson is in Jail Again

Jerome Simpson

It’s been a while since someone on the Minnesota Vikings had been arrested. Well, leave it to Jerome Simpson to break that streak. In jail for DWI!

Here’s the Gophers Trolling the Minnesota Vikings

Minnesota Vikings new logo

The Minnesota Vikings dropped to 1-7 with a loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday. That led to some well-time trolling by the University of Minnesota Twitter.