Minnesota Vikings
NFC North Standings After Two Weeks…
Sep 15th
This is really all I have to say. NFC North Green Bay Packers: 2-0 Chicago Bears: 1-1 Detroit Lions: 0-2 Minnesota Vikings: 0-2 I don’t know if I am happier the Green Bay Packers are in first, or that the Minnesota Vikings are 0-2 and in [...]
Forbes – Packers Worth $1 Billion
Sep 13th
Forbes released their annual valuation of NFL teams on Friday. The Packers ranked 16th, with a total valuation of just over $1 billion, which isn’t bad for a small-market franchise. Dallas came in first at $1.6 billion. The Packers valuation is a 10 percent increase over last year, although analysts predict the team will take [...]
Tarvaris Jackson – Too Good to Be True!
Sep 10th
Tarvaris Jackson is too good to be true – for teams like the Green Bay Packers, anyway. Jackson, whom Vikings’ coach Brad Childress has professed undying faith in throughout the offseason, was a spectacular 16-of-35, for 178 yards against the Packers on Monday night. That’s an astounding 46 percent completion percentage. Jackson consistently located balls [...]
Packers, Vikings Game Quick Hits
Sep 9th
It was a wild opening weekend in the NFL and the much anticipated matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers did not disappoint, although it went differently than most of the media predicted. Behind the arm of Aaron Rodgers and the legs of Ryan Grant and Will Blackmon, the Packers prevailed, 24-19. Evil [...]
Thoughts On The Packers, Vikings Game
Sep 9th
The Green Bay Packers fucked the Minnesota Vikings’ mouths just like I knew we would. All the bandwagon jumpers, overzealous Queena fans, deadbeats and Jared Allen fanatics… go back to Minnesota and fuck yourselves. More on Tarvaris Jackson’s sterling performance later.
Minnesota Tackle Suspended Four Games Without Pay
Aug 29th
I believe The Simpson‘s Nelson said it best… Minnesota Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie has been suspended four games for violating the league’s personal conduct policy. McKinnie faces a felony charge from a fight outside a Miami nightclub in February. The suspension will cost him $764,706 of his $3.25 million salary.
Today I Was Banned From a Vikings Forum!
Aug 28th
We all know that Minnesota Vikings’ fans are classless scumbags, which is largely due to long-standing societal problems in Minnesota like inbreeding, low education standards, general angst associated with having a mate that weighs over 200 pounds, and lack of Super Bowl trophies. Today, that fact was once again confirmed when I was banned from [...]
Nothing To See Here Folks
Jul 24th
Looks like the NFL and Roger Goodell grabbed their broom and are ready to start sweeping this Brett Favre tampering mess under the rug. Yep, the Packers-issued cell phone Brett used to make calls to the Minnesota Vikings? According to NFL sources (read: Roger Goodell’s office) the Packers never actually gave Favre a phone. In [...]
I Have A Bad Feeling About This….
Jul 23rd
I don’t trust Roger Goodell. I never believed he was committed to properly punishing the New England Patriots for spying last year and I think he’s a guy who’s more interested in the perceived image of the league than actual integrity. And while he has thrown the book at criminal players and substance abusers, he [...]
Two Words: Tarvaris Jackson
Jun 23rd
It’s the reason the Minnesota Vikings won’t win the Super Bowl, but that didn’t stop Sports Illustrated’s football guru, Dr. Z, from picking them to do just that. I offer you these two nuggets to back up my theory. 1. The Rex Grossman Theory Very few people will debate the Chicago Bears fielded a pretty [...]
Packers Fans Have a New Viking To Hate – Jared Allen
Apr 23rd
It’s official. The Kansas City Chiefs have traded last year’s NFL sack leader Jared Allen to the Minnesota Vikings. Who gets what? First, Green Bay Packers fans get a villainous hillbilly to despise and curse on Sundays. Forget Chris Hovan, Jack Del Rio or any of the thugs who have donned the Vikings’ horns. Jared [...]