Minnesota Vikings
Good News for the NFC North: Brad Childress Getting New Deal
Oct 21st
The list of really bad, downright stupid NFL head coaches is long, especially in recent years. Clearly setting themselves apart from the field are the Cleveland Browns Eric Mangini and the Washington Redskins Jim Zorn, whose combined list of blunders reads like a War and Peace of moronic decision making. Then you have guys like [...]
Newsflash: Bernard Berrian Likes Hot, Naked Broads
Oct 18th
Thought I would bring you this one before the Green Bay Packers whip the Detroit Lions ass today. It seems that Minnesota Vikings’ receiver Bernard Berrian likes hot, naked broads. I know, that’s a stretch. First of all, there aren’t any hot broads in Minnesota. Second of all, he’s a Minnesota Vikings’ player and he [...]
Brett Favre – Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Oct 15th
Remember who Brett Favre’s best team is? Nope, it isn’t the 1996 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers that featured Reggie White, Keith Jackson, Antonio Freeman, Sean Jones, LeRoy Butler, etc., etc. It’s this year’s version of the Minnesota Vikings – at least that’s what he told us earlier this week. Not surprisingly, there were [...]
Packers Should Work Out Newly-Released Booty
Oct 14th
In another brilliant move by Vikings coach Brad “Chilly” Childress, Minnesota released QB John David Booty from its practice squad on Wednesday and signed offensive tackle Clint Oldenburg, a Colorado State alum who played most recently for the Broncos. The move comes as somewhat of a surprise, given that the Vikings had gotten Booty through [...]
2009 Vikings: Favre’s Best Team Ever
Oct 13th
During media comments following the Minnesota Vikings’ 38-10 drubbing of the St. Louis Rams on Sunday, quarterback Brett Favre made some waves by saying the team was the best he’s ever played on. “I think, physically and from a talent level, this is the best team I’ve ever been on,” Favre said. But Favre didn’t [...]
Penalties, Sacks and Turnovers Key to Packers Loss
Oct 6th
About the only thing the Green Bay Packers did right in their ugly 30-23 loss to the Vikings in the MetroBarn last night was hold Adrian Peterson to 55 yards rushing. Peterson did score once, but was held to an average of just 2.2 yards per rush, which is no small feat considering he’s racked [...]
Packers Vikings Live Blog
Oct 5th
“It’s sweet but it had nothing to do with revenge…” more bullshit from the Favre. ___ And there you go. Final score 30-23 Vikings. ___ Rice recovers the onside kick. That should do it. ___ Crosby field goal is good. 30-23 Vikings. ___ Rodgers comes up short. Field goal unit comes out onto the field. [...]
Packers vs. Vikings Playlist
Oct 5th
I’m frothing at the mouth. My hands are shaking. The first shitbag Minnesota Vikings fan that looks at me cockeyed is going get a beer bottle busted across their face. It’s two hours until game time and I need something to dull my passion, rage, fire, nerves… Or I need something to fuel those things [...]
Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 5th
Total Packers takes a look at tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings game and offers their predictions. Monty: The real question is how much emotion will play into this contest. The first team, or perhaps even the first player, who lets emotion dictate their actions is going to be in trouble. Still, how can emotion [...]
The Greatest Play in Packers vs. Vikings History
Oct 3rd
This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s seen the play, but we’re going to go out on a limb here and call Antonio Freeman’s miraculous Monday Night Football catch and run the greatest play in the history of the Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings rivalry. The touchdown itself was a 46-yarder, but it [...]
It’s Favreday!
Oct 2nd
And why not? The hype machine is spinning out of control, and we’re having trouble keeping up with it, so we thought we’d rename Friday, Favreday just to catch you up. So what Favrelous things have transpired, you say? Well, some pretty interesting things related to the Green Bay Packers’ and Minnesota Vikings’ Monday Night [...]
The Best of Minnesota Vikings Humor
Oct 1st
In the continued anticipation and build up to the Yarn in the Barn (that being the Green Bay Packers versus the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football), we give you the best Vikings’ jokes, put downs and nonsense, all of which were submitted by readers. We hope you enjoy, because you’re probably going to need [...]
Why Fret About Brett?
Sep 30th
Let me pose a question. Why fret about Brett? Really. I admit there has been a lot of hype and drama over the last year and a half; even the last five years with Brett Favre’s “will he or won’t he retire” game. Personally, I was really upset over Brett’s decision to retire from the [...]
Packers vs. Vikings: Let the Bullshit Fest Begin
Sep 29th
It’s only Tuesday, and already the spin machine is churning in anticipation of next Monday night’s meeting between the Green Bay Packers and the Minnesota Vikings at the MetroBarn. Of course, Vikings’ coach Brad Childress’ latest comments are the lamest from either side, telling reporters the team’s Winter Park facility “won’t be vibrating” this week [...]
The Brett Favre Effect
Sep 28th
They may not be able to sell many more season tickets because, let’s face it, the Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the world, but they are a hell of a lot better team with Brett Favre playing quarterback. Despite what I think of him personally, Favre’s game-winning throw to Greg Lewis yesterday was [...]
Brad Childress – Idiot
Sep 11th
In yet another display of why he is quite possibly the worst coach in the NFL, Minnesota Vikings’ coach Brad Childress surprised many Thursday by releasing wideout Bobby Wade only a week after Wade agreed to rework his contract and take a $1.5 million pay cut. His replacement? Greg Lewis, a former Philadelphia Eagles’ receiver [...]
Favre May Not Play 16, Addresses Team
Sep 9th
Some interesting news came out of Minnesota today. Former Green Bay Packers quarterback and current Minnesota Vikings scumbag Brett Favre said that he may not be able to play all 16 games this year. That is, not that he doesn’t want to play all 16, but more that he would sit if his health isn’t [...]
NFC North Preview
Sep 9th
Yesterday, I wrote about how the NFC North is shaping up as the strongest division in football, which says one thing: this division will be both tough and competitive. Any one of three teams has a legitimate opportunity to win the NFC North. In addition to the Green Bay Packers, the Chicago Bears and Minnesota [...]
Worst Fans in America: Minnesota Vikings
Sep 5th
It’s something that we’ve always known here at Total Packers, but now other people are starting to figure it out. Who are the worst fans in all of pro sports? Minnesota Vikings fans, of course! While we’re waiting for Ted Thompson to figure out who he’s going to cut (uhhhh… Jarrett Bush, maybe?), we thought [...]