Mike Holmgren

Return of The Walrus?

Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren has nothing to do. The Oakland Raiders just canned their coach. Is The Walrus going to coach the Raiders? He says probably not. We say yes.

Mike Holmgren Sums Up Why We Love Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren

Former Packers coach Mike Holmgren talked to current coach Mike McCarthy about the Fail Mary yesterday. In the process, he summed up why we love The Walrus.

Mike Holmgren Will Keep Coming Back Until He Gets it Right

Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren may be making yet another return to football, this time with the Oakland Raiders. The Walrus is going to get it right this time, dammit!

Holmgren To Cleveland: We’re Brown With Envy

I wanted to make an analogy to crap, because that’s what the Cleveland Browns play like, but maybe not for that much longer. After beating the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday, the Browns pulled out a win for the second day in a row. Former Green Bay Packers’ and Seattle Seahawks’ coach Mike Holmgren has […]

Browns Try to Taint Holmgren’s Legacy

Think hard, Walrus.

He’s one of the greatest coaches in Green Bay Packers’ history. He’s one of the greatest coaches (and worst general managers) in Seattle Seahawks’ history. Now, the Cleveland Browns want to ruin all of that. According to Cleveland.com’s Tony Rossi and former Browns’ great Jim Brown’s loose lips, Browns owner Randy Lerner is trying to […]

Enter, The Walrus

Since nothing has been going on with old whats-his-name (unless you work at ESPN, where the “There’s Corn in Brett Favre’s Shit” story has got everyone on red alert), we thought we’d post about another former Green Bay Packers great, The Walrus AKA Mike Holmgren. Pretty much as soon at The Walrus decided he was […]

New Green Bay Packers’ Coach: The Short List

Bill Cowher

No, Mike McCarthy hasn’t been fired… yet. But there’s no sense in not preparing for the future, and we here at Total Packers like to be prepared. While there’s no telling if Big Ted will do the right thing after the season by parting ways with McCarthy, here’s a look at what would make the […]

I Am The Walrus, And I Am Pissed!

Mike Holmgren

I’ve always thought Mike Holmgren has somewhat resembled a walrus. I think it’s the big, bushy mustache and the chubby face, but I digress. Holmgren, or The Walrus – whichever you prefer, is pissed. It seems he laid into his Seattle Seahawks team on Wednesday, telling them exactly what he thought about them, in what […]