Jay Cutler
Jay Cutler Singing: As Bad As You’d Expect [Video]
Jul 15th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler can’t sing, you say? Don’t tell the Chicago Cubs that. Although they probably know after yesterday.
Vote: Best Jay Cutler Photo Caption
May 18th
Vote on the best caption for this photo of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler walking his dog. The winner gets some Packers swag.
Caption This Jay Cutler Photo Please
May 3rd
We’ve got a winner of a Jay Cutler photo and we want you to caption it. We’ll choose the best captions, let you vote and then sling some swag at the winner. Have at it!
Here’s Jay Cutler’s Crappy Apartment [Photos]
Apr 22nd
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is renting a new pad in the Windy City. That’s right, he’s renting. We’re here to break down the situation and give you a peek into the life of Cutallari.
Here’s Jay Cutler In A Dress
Apr 17th
We’ll know when the Green Bay Packers are playing the Chicago Bears in 2012 later today, so here’s Jay Cutler in a dress.
Here’s Jay Cutler’s Fat Bitch!
Mar 22nd
Sometimes you don’t show off your broad. Unless you’re Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who shows off his broad all the time! Here’s Kristin Cavallari, fat!
Cutler And Cavallari Will Pollute World With Child [Photos]
Jan 23rd
Oh! The great news just keeps coming! Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who obviously had too much free time while he wasn’t playing quarterback for his team down the stretch, has managed to impregnate fiancee Kristin Cavallari. “We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,” they told PEOPLE. “It’s an amazing [...]
Cutler Could Face Packers
Dec 14th
The Green Bay Packers could face Jay Cutler when they take on the Chicago Bears in two weeks. The injured quarterback left the door open for a possible return, which would make the Packers quest for an undefeated season a little tougher.
Cutler And Cavallari: It’s Back On, Only For Real This Time [Photos]
Nov 30th
Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari — the wedding is back on, only for real this time. We have one important question for you and, well, we also have a gallery if Cavallari in a bikini just for the hell of it.
Cutler Out; Are Bears Done?
Nov 21st
The Chicago Bears will be without starting quarterback Jay Cutler for, potentially, the rest of the season with a broken thumb. Meanwhile, the Bears are fighting for a playoff spot. Does this mean their finished? We’re not so sure.
Jay Cutler’s Sore Vagina Doesn’t Know If Jay Cutler Can Make It
Sep 23rd
We know you’ll be astounded, but Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler already has a sore vagina. It isn’t expected to keep him out of Sunday’s contest with the Green Bay Packers, but it might make him sit out for the second half.
Source: Cutler-Cavallari Rumors Bogus
Aug 17th
Despite reports, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was not with former fiance Kristin Cavallari last weekend according to one of our sources. So it doesn’t look like the dynamic duo will be reforming anytime soon.
Rumors Of Cutler-Cavallari Reunion Circulate
Aug 17th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is reportedly trying to woo Kristin Cavallari again. Cutler called off the engagement, proving he really is as dumb as he looks.
Jay Cutler Will Not Be Choking On That Gravy After All
Aug 7th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and former fiance Kristin Cavallari have decided to return all the presents from their wedding gift registry, which means they will not be choking on the gravy from the beautiful gravy boat we purchased for them.
The Dynamic Duo Is No More
Jul 25th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has broken off his engagement with former reality star Kristin Cavallari. We suspect the whole thing was just a ruse to make us buy him a gravy boat.
Cutler And Cavalli Getting Gravy Boat From Us For Their Wedding
Jul 16th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and fiance Kristin Cavallari have posted their wedding registry almost a full year in advance of their nuptials. Total Packers has already made their day extra special by buying them a large gravy boat.
Nick Collins: Jay Cutler Really Stinks
Jun 29th
Hey, we’ve been saying it for some time and Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins agrees: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler stinks. Actually, Collins didn’t utter the exact words, but he did convey the message. During an appearance on Colin Cowherd’s radio show Tuesday morning, Cowherd asked Collins’ opinion on who the toughest quarterback in the NFL is to face.
Jay Cutler’s Knee Fantastic, Vagina Still Hurts
Jun 15th
We’re glad to know the get well card we sent to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler after he stood around with a dumb look on his face for the second half of the NFC Championship game paid off. Cutler, who “sprained his knee” at the beginning of the third quarter, is back to playing football now that nothing at all is on the line.
Jay Cutler: A Joke Even To Politicians
May 18th
We figure most politicians are humorless pricks, but apparently even they get the Jay Cutler joke. That is, that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is a joke. It started on Monday when Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan, a Republican from Janesville, opened his speech at the Economic Forum in Chicago with these words.
Cutler, Cavallari Will One Day Produce No-Talent Offspring
Apr 26th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is the biggest mouth breather on the face of the planet. He’s also a quitter, but that’s not important here. Reality star Kristen Cavallari, of Laguna Beach “fame,” has no discernible talent and dumbs down every room she’s in. So really, it’s perfect that the pair, who’ve been dating since last fall, got engaged over the weekend.