Jay Cutler

Brian Urlacher Says Jay Cutler Lacks Eliteness

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Whoa is Jay Cutler. The Chicago Bears are a mess and former Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is publicly blaming it on Cutler, who he says is not elite.

Jay Cutler was in Full Cutty! Mode Last Night

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler took douche to his usual high level on Monday night and all he had to do was show up. Who? CUTTY!

Jay Cutler is a Pig

Jay Cutler the pig

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!

Here We Learn What Jay Cutler is Like in the Sack

80s Jay Cutler

Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.

Guy Who Traded for Jay Cutler Says Jay Cutler is No Good

JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

Former Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo, the guy who traded for Jay Cutler, says Jay Cutler isn’t much of a quarterback. And then we laugh. Cutty!

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Want to See Jay Cutler’s Mansion?

Jay Cutler's mansion

If you’ve ever wondered how Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler lives, wonder no more. He rents a gigantic mansion in the ‘burbs for $10,000 a month. Pics.

1980s Jay Cutler is Back!

1980s Jay Cutler

1980s Jay Cutler is back and badder… well, maybe not badder than ever. Sportier than ever. More neon than ever. More Cutlery than ever. Cutty!

Jay Cutler is Watching Laguna Beach and Dishing to Chicks

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari on Access Hollywood

What’s Jay Cutler up to these days? Well, he’s making appearances on daytime talk shows, watching Laguna Beach marathons and not wearing socks. Cutty!

Jay Cutler is Throwing an ’80s Dance Party!

80s Jay Cutler

Who wants to throw on some ’80s gear and go rock out with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Billy Ocean? Our dreams are really coming true!

Here’s Jay Cutler Looking Like Jay Cutler at His Wedding

Jay Cutler wedding

Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.

Here’s Jay Cutler Setting His Usual Fine Example

Jay Cutler and son

Jay Cutler doesn’t care what you think! Just look at him feeding his kid while drinking a beer! Here’s the latest edition of Cutty! being Cutty! Plus, some bonus examples thrown in just for fun.

Here’s 1980s Jay Cutler

'80s Jay Cutler

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler had his 30th birthday party this weekend and it was ’80s themed. So here’s 1980s Jay Cutler, complete with smoke.

Yup, Jay Cutler Mailed in His Proposal

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has confirmed that he mailed in his proposal to Kristin Cavallari. But that’s okay because it was the second proposal… right?

What Should We Get Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari As a Wedding Gift?

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are getting married this July! Joy! Here’s their wedding registry and we’re asking you to help us pick the proper gift.

Here’s the Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears Meme

Charles Woodson to the Bears

There’s already a Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears meme featuring everyone’s favorite hangdog expression, Jay Cutler.

Jay Cutler is Super Romantic and Also Brilliant

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

We’re surprised at nothing Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler does off the football field. He’s a human comedy of errors. Here’s his latest brilliant move — his second proposal to Kristin Cavallari.