Green Bay Packers
Packers Were Interested in Pistol Inventor Chris Ault
May 14th
The Green Bay Packers expressed interest in hiring former Nevada coach and inventor of the pistol offense, Chris Ault. Kansas City gave him a better deal.
Packers, 49ers Playoff Rivalry Wasn’t Much of Rivalry After All
Jan 9th
The Green Bay Packers playoff rivalry with the San Francisco 49ers in the 1990s was decidedly one-sided. Does that make it a rivalry at all? We review the games.
Packers, Bucks and Brewers Logo
Nov 28th
Someone has designed a Green Bay Packers, Milwaukee Bucks and Milwaukee Brewers logo mashup and we like it.
Packers Add Receiver Because They Need Another Receiver
Aug 8th
The Green Bay Packers have picked up receiver Andrew Brewer and lopped off guard Jaymes Brooks. Why? Why the hell not?
Packers Are Shooting Guns
Jun 13th
The Green Bay Packers cancelled their second minicamp practice to go shoot some clay pigeons. We’re not kidding. Here’s the evidence.
Guess Who’s Favored In Every Game In 2012
May 10th
Cantor Gaming, a Las Vegas sports book that charts every NFL game before the season begins, released their odds this week. Two teams are favored in every game. We bet you’ll never guess which ones.
Sunday Divisional Playoff Preview
Jan 14th
Here’s a look at the game no one cares about — the Baltimore Ravens versus the Houston Texans — and the main fucking event — the Green Bay Packers versus the New York Giants.
Packers Playing To Win, But What Does That Mean?
Dec 27th
The Green Bay Packers plan on playing to beat the Detroit Lions in a meaningless week 17 game, but that doesn’t necessarily mean all the starters will play as much as they’re used to.
Who’s America’s Team?
Dec 21st
We all know there was never any doubt. The Green Bay Packers are America’s team. Not because they made up some stupid label for themselves like the Dallas Cowboys, but because we’re the little guy. Now, there’s statistical evidence. Fuck you Dallas!
Packers’ Reactions To Loss
Dec 19th
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Comments from Green Bay Packers players and coaches after their first loss of the season to the Kansas City Chiefs.
Packers Will Go For History
Dec 13th
The Green Bay Packers won’t have much to play for the final two weeks of the season if they win this week, but it doesn’t sound like that’s going to stop them from playing their starters.
And Then There Were Four
Dec 5th
The Green Bay Packers defeated the New York Giants on a last-second remaining field goal in their toughest game of the season. The win moved the Packers to within four games of a perfect season.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Nov 15th
The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 [...]
Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion
Nov 14th
The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.
Grades: Packers vs. Chargers
Nov 8th
Breaking down the individual units from the Green Bay Packers win over the San Diego Chargers. The Packers may be 8-0, but not every group on the team gets high marks.
Packers: Class Of The NFL?
Nov 8th
The Green Bay Packers are the class of the NFL right now. We know this because the “experts” told us so. That doesn’t mean they’re not beatable, though. The only question right now is when that will happen.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 24th
Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.
Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once
Oct 24th
The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.
Falcons Are Still Pretenders
Oct 10th
The Green Bay Packers handled the Atlanta Falcons 25-14, proving the Falcons are still pretenders. Here’s the breakdown, who impressed, who didn’t and what it means.
Packers vs. Broncos: Final Grades
Oct 4th
Here’s the Green Bay Packers report card from their 49-23 win over the Denver Broncos. The final score may look nice on paper, but the team still has some areas to improve in. See which ones.