game analysis

Packers Beat the Browns – Really!?

Eddie Lacy

So the Green Bay Packers beat the Cleveland Browns today by a score of 31-13. Surprising. But not really… The Browns have become known as the Factory of Sadness. They were looking competitive when Brian Hoyer was their quartetrback. Brian Hoyer was not their quarterback on Sunday. But Aaron Rodgers was the Packers quarterback. The […]

Green Bay Packers Gut One Out in Baltimore

Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers gutted out a 19-17 win over the defending Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens to move to 3-2. What do we think? Here it is.

Well, the Detroit Lions Are Who We Thought They Were

Nick Perry sacks Matthew Stafford

The Green Bay Packers did what they always do to the first place Detroit Lions on Sunday. They handled them behind a great effort by the defense. Booyah!

Packers Fumble Their Way to a Loss in Cincinnati

Aaron Rodgers: sucking

The Green Bay Packers, especially quarterback Aaron Rodgers, shit all over themselves in a 34-30 loss to the lesser Cincinnati Bengals in week three.

Green Bay Packers Paste Washington Redskins in Home Opener

Green Bay Packers running back James Starks

The Green Bay Packers handled the Washington Redskins in their home opener to get into the win column. The Packers were led by James Jones and James Starks.

At Least the Green Bay Packers Showed Up This Time

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews sack Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers may have suffered another loss at the hands of the San Francisco 49ers, but at least they showed something this time. Swagger.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Season-Ending Loss to 49ers

Colin Kaepernick

After a little reflection, here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 45-31 loss to the San Francisco 49ers, including the terrible defense and the surprising offensive line.

Packers Bow to 49ers Again

49ers whooped the Packers

The Green Bay Packers saved their shittiest performance for last. They got rolled by the San Francisco 49ers and will now go home to lick their wounds.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Playoff Win Over Vikings

Charles Woodson

Here are five more insights from the Green Bay Packers Wild Card win over the Minnesota Vikings, including DuJuan Harris’ emergence and Randall Cobb’s disappearance.

Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would

John Kuhn

The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!

Five More Thoughts on Packers Loss to Vikings

Adrian Peterson runs over A.J. Hawk

When the Green Bay Packers lose to the Minnesota Vikings, we name names. Here are the assholes who were responsible, as well as a few more thoughts on the game.

Packers Blow It in Loss to Vikings

Adrian Peterson

The Green Bay Packers pissed away the No. 2 seed in the NFC and in the process let the Minnesota Vikings into the playoffs. This is where we point fingers.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Titans

Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Green Bay Packers demolished the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. Here are five more thoughts, including A.J. Hawk’s one good game, the emergence of Mike Neal and the Queens.

Packers Hitting on All Cylinders in Win Over Titans

James Jones vs. Titans

The Green Bay Packers turned in their most complete effort of the season, a dominating 55-7 win over the Tennessee Titans. It wasn’t all rosy, but most of it was.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Bears

James Jones scores

Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers win over the Chicago Bears, including Clay Matthews return and Jay Cutler failures.

Packers Knock Out Bears

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers have put the Chicago Bears out of their misery just like we thought they would. Here’s how the 21-13 win for the NFC North went down.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions

Aaron Rodgers runs for a touchdown against Detroit.

The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions 27-20. Here are five more thoughts, including the DuJuan Harris expose and why Jermichael Finley is a dick.

Packers Outlast Lions in Cold and Snow

DuJuan Harris

The Green Bay Packers are one game away from a division title, thanks to an expected 27-20 win over the Detroit Lions. We’ll name the game’s heroes and failures here.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Vikings

James Jones

Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 23-14 win over the Minnesota Vikings, including Jermichael Finley’s emergence and Don Barclay’s debut.

Things Are Looking Up For Packers

James Starks

The Green Bay Packers managed to bounce back from last week’s debacle and handle the Minnesota Vikings, which went about how we expected it to.