game analysis

Seahawks Outclass Packers in Season Opener

Marshawn Lynch

The Green Bay Packers were totally outclassed by the Seattle Seahawks in the season opener, falling 36-16. This team didn’t belong on the same field as the champs.

San Francisco 49ers Continue Mastery of Green Bay Packers

Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers fought hard, but ultimately dropped a 23-20 wild card game to the more talented San Francisco 49ers. The offseason is upon us.

Green Bay Packers Are Somehow NFC North Champs

Randall Cobb wins it for the Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Packers are NFC North champs after an improbable 33-28 comeback win over the Chicago Bears. Aaron Rodgers and Randall Cobb put up the highlight.

Green Bay Packers Blow It in Loss to Pittsburgh Steelers

Le'Veon Bell torching the Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Packers had their destiny squarely in front of them. They looked at it and shit their pants, losing 38-31 to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The Green Bay Packers Ball, But Only in the Second Half

Eddie Lacy

Can you believe this? The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 37-36 victory over the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday with a miraculous second-half comeback. Wowed.

Packers Stay Alive with Win Over the Falcons

Andrew Quarless

The Green Bay Packers survived another day with a 22-21 win over the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday. It was a nice change of pace against a bad team.

Green Bay Packers Outclassed by the Detroit Lions

Green Bay Packers quarterback Matt Flynn gets sacked for the safety

A chance for redemption. A chance to right the ship. On national television. Instead, the Green Bay Packers get blown out by the Detroit Lions, 40-10.

A Green Bay Packers Tie with the Minnesota Vikings?

Green Bay Packers quarterback Matt Flynn

The Green Bay Packers ran into a tie on Sunday. We still don’t understand it. We’re still drunk. How in the hell did this happen with the Minnesota Vikings?

Green Bay Packers Manage to Get Uglier in Loss to New York Giants

Jason Pierre-Paul returns a pick against the Green Bay Packers

Wow. Was that ugly… but not totally unexpected. The Green Bay Packers dropped a 27-13 loss to the New York Giants because, right now, the Packers suck.

Green Bay Packers Drop an Awful Game to an Awful Eagles Team

Philadelphia Eagles at Green Bay Packers

Awful is the word of the day because that’s what the Green Bay Packers were in dropping an awful game to an awful Philadelphia Eagles team. Just fucking awful.

Packers Lose to Bears in Embarrassing Fashion

Aaron Rodgers goes down

Hey, the Green Bay Packers will be just fine without Aaron Rodgers, right? Nope. They showed that in dropping a turd against the Chicago Bears on Monday night.

Green Bay Packers Appropriately Destroy Minnesota Vikings

Micah Hyde

Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings. It turned out like it was supposed to. The Green Bay Packers put their boot on the Vikings’ throat and stomped. Hell yeah!

Packers Beat the Browns – Really!?

Eddie Lacy

So the Green Bay Packers beat the Cleveland Browns today by a score of 31-13. Surprising. But not really… The Browns have become known as the Factory of Sadness. They were looking competitive when Brian Hoyer was their quartetrback. Brian Hoyer was not their quarterback on Sunday. But Aaron Rodgers was the Packers quarterback. The […]

Green Bay Packers Gut One Out in Baltimore

Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers gutted out a 19-17 win over the defending Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens to move to 3-2. What do we think? Here it is.

Well, the Detroit Lions Are Who We Thought They Were

Nick Perry sacks Matthew Stafford

The Green Bay Packers did what they always do to the first place Detroit Lions on Sunday. They handled them behind a great effort by the defense. Booyah!

Packers Fumble Their Way to a Loss in Cincinnati

Aaron Rodgers: sucking

The Green Bay Packers, especially quarterback Aaron Rodgers, shit all over themselves in a 34-30 loss to the lesser Cincinnati Bengals in week three.

Green Bay Packers Paste Washington Redskins in Home Opener

Green Bay Packers running back James Starks

The Green Bay Packers handled the Washington Redskins in their home opener to get into the win column. The Packers were led by James Jones and James Starks.

At Least the Green Bay Packers Showed Up This Time

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews sack Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers may have suffered another loss at the hands of the San Francisco 49ers, but at least they showed something this time. Swagger.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Season-Ending Loss to 49ers

Colin Kaepernick

After a little reflection, here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 45-31 loss to the San Francisco 49ers, including the terrible defense and the surprising offensive line.

Packers Bow to 49ers Again

49ers whooped the Packers

The Green Bay Packers saved their shittiest performance for last. They got rolled by the San Francisco 49ers and will now go home to lick their wounds.