game analysis

Green Bay Packers Outclassed by the Detroit Lions

Green Bay Packers quarterback Matt Flynn gets sacked for the safety

A chance for redemption. A chance to right the ship. On national television. Instead, the Green Bay Packers get blown out by the Detroit Lions, 40-10.

A Green Bay Packers Tie with the Minnesota Vikings?

Green Bay Packers quarterback Matt Flynn

The Green Bay Packers ran into a tie on Sunday. We still don’t understand it. We’re still drunk. How in the hell did this happen with the Minnesota Vikings?

Green Bay Packers Manage to Get Uglier in Loss to New York Giants

Jason Pierre-Paul returns a pick against the Green Bay Packers

Wow. Was that ugly… but not totally unexpected. The Green Bay Packers dropped a 27-13 loss to the New York Giants because, right now, the Packers suck.

Green Bay Packers Drop an Awful Game to an Awful Eagles Team

Philadelphia Eagles at Green Bay Packers

Awful is the word of the day because that’s what the Green Bay Packers were in dropping an awful game to an awful Philadelphia Eagles team. Just fucking awful.

Packers Lose to Bears in Embarrassing Fashion

Aaron Rodgers goes down

Hey, the Green Bay Packers will be just fine without Aaron Rodgers, right? Nope. They showed that in dropping a turd against the Chicago Bears on Monday night.

Green Bay Packers Appropriately Destroy Minnesota Vikings

Micah Hyde

Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings. It turned out like it was supposed to. The Green Bay Packers put their boot on the Vikings’ throat and stomped. Hell yeah!

Packers Beat the Browns – Really!?

Eddie Lacy

So the Green Bay Packers beat the Cleveland Browns today by a score of 31-13. Surprising. But not really… The Browns have become known as the Factory of Sadness. They were looking competitive when Brian Hoyer was their quartetrback. Brian Hoyer was not their quarterback on Sunday. But Aaron Rodgers was the Packers quarterback. The […]

Green Bay Packers Gut One Out in Baltimore

Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers gutted out a 19-17 win over the defending Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens to move to 3-2. What do we think? Here it is.

Well, the Detroit Lions Are Who We Thought They Were

Nick Perry sacks Matthew Stafford

The Green Bay Packers did what they always do to the first place Detroit Lions on Sunday. They handled them behind a great effort by the defense. Booyah!

Packers Fumble Their Way to a Loss in Cincinnati

Aaron Rodgers: sucking

The Green Bay Packers, especially quarterback Aaron Rodgers, shit all over themselves in a 34-30 loss to the lesser Cincinnati Bengals in week three.

Green Bay Packers Paste Washington Redskins in Home Opener

Green Bay Packers running back James Starks

The Green Bay Packers handled the Washington Redskins in their home opener to get into the win column. The Packers were led by James Jones and James Starks.

At Least the Green Bay Packers Showed Up This Time

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews sack Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers may have suffered another loss at the hands of the San Francisco 49ers, but at least they showed something this time. Swagger.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Season-Ending Loss to 49ers

Colin Kaepernick

After a little reflection, here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 45-31 loss to the San Francisco 49ers, including the terrible defense and the surprising offensive line.

Packers Bow to 49ers Again

49ers whooped the Packers

The Green Bay Packers saved their shittiest performance for last. They got rolled by the San Francisco 49ers and will now go home to lick their wounds.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Playoff Win Over Vikings

Charles Woodson

Here are five more insights from the Green Bay Packers Wild Card win over the Minnesota Vikings, including DuJuan Harris’ emergence and Randall Cobb’s disappearance.

Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would

John Kuhn

The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!

Five More Thoughts on Packers Loss to Vikings

Adrian Peterson runs over A.J. Hawk

When the Green Bay Packers lose to the Minnesota Vikings, we name names. Here are the assholes who were responsible, as well as a few more thoughts on the game.

Packers Blow It in Loss to Vikings

Adrian Peterson

The Green Bay Packers pissed away the No. 2 seed in the NFC and in the process let the Minnesota Vikings into the playoffs. This is where we point fingers.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Titans

Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Green Bay Packers demolished the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. Here are five more thoughts, including A.J. Hawk’s one good game, the emergence of Mike Neal and the Queens.

Packers Hitting on All Cylinders in Win Over Titans

James Jones vs. Titans

The Green Bay Packers turned in their most complete effort of the season, a dominating 55-7 win over the Tennessee Titans. It wasn’t all rosy, but most of it was.