game analysis
Five More Thoughts on Packers Season-Ending Loss to 49ers
Jan 14th
After a little reflection, here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 45-31 loss to the San Francisco 49ers, including the terrible defense and the surprising offensive line.
Packers Bow to 49ers Again
Jan 13th
The Green Bay Packers saved their shittiest performance for last. They got rolled by the San Francisco 49ers and will now go home to lick their wounds.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Playoff Win Over Vikings
Jan 6th
Here are five more insights from the Green Bay Packers Wild Card win over the Minnesota Vikings, including DuJuan Harris’ emergence and Randall Cobb’s disappearance.
Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would
Jan 6th
The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!
Five More Thoughts on Packers Loss to Vikings
Dec 31st
When the Green Bay Packers lose to the Minnesota Vikings, we name names. Here are the assholes who were responsible, as well as a few more thoughts on the game.
Packers Blow It in Loss to Vikings
Dec 30th
The Green Bay Packers pissed away the No. 2 seed in the NFC and in the process let the Minnesota Vikings into the playoffs. This is where we point fingers.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Titans
Dec 24th
The Green Bay Packers demolished the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. Here are five more thoughts, including A.J. Hawk’s one good game, the emergence of Mike Neal and the Queens.
Packers Hitting on All Cylinders in Win Over Titans
Dec 23rd
The Green Bay Packers turned in their most complete effort of the season, a dominating 55-7 win over the Tennessee Titans. It wasn’t all rosy, but most of it was.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Bears
Dec 17th
Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers win over the Chicago Bears, including Clay Matthews return and Jay Cutler failures.
Packers Knock Out Bears
Dec 17th
The Green Bay Packers have put the Chicago Bears out of their misery just like we thought they would. Here’s how the 21-13 win for the NFC North went down.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions
Dec 10th
The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions 27-20. Here are five more thoughts, including the DuJuan Harris expose and why Jermichael Finley is a dick.
Packers Outlast Lions in Cold and Snow
Dec 9th
The Green Bay Packers are one game away from a division title, thanks to an expected 27-20 win over the Detroit Lions. We’ll name the game’s heroes and failures here.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Vikings
Dec 3rd
Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 23-14 win over the Minnesota Vikings, including Jermichael Finley’s emergence and Don Barclay’s debut.
Things Are Looking Up For Packers
Dec 3rd
The Green Bay Packers managed to bounce back from last week’s debacle and handle the Minnesota Vikings, which went about how we expected it to.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Loss to Giants
Nov 26th
Now that the dust has settled and the hangover has worn off, here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 38-10 loss to the New York Giants. My God, was that a fucking embarrassment Packers fans are known for being outspoken and voicing their opinions, which often angers lesser fans of lesser teams. [...]
Giants Clearly Have Packers Number
Nov 25th
In a scene reminiscent of a mass murder, the Green Bay Packers were slaughtered by the New York Giants 38-10 while getting dominated in every aspect.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions
Nov 19th
Here’s what we took from the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions, including who the team MVP is and who the Packers best offensive lineman is.
Packers Escape Detroit With Win
Nov 18th
The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions to improve to 7-3. The offense wasn’t pretty and neither was Mason Crosby, but the defense stepped up.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Cardinals
Nov 5th
Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers win over the Arizona Cardinals, including Tom Crabtree and Morgan Burnett’s emergence and the broken pass defense.
Packers Roll Into the Bye by Pasting Cardinals
Nov 4th
The Green Bay Packers beat the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday and found their running game. Unfortunately, their injury problems continued to mount.