Okay, maybe you’re not ranked and maybe you are, but you probably at least know someone who’s ranked in the latest edition of ESPN’s power rankings. The worldwide leader ranked the top owners in the NFL this week, and the Green Bay Packers, who are publicly owned by more than 100,000 stockholders, came in third.
Horseshit! That’s the first thing that came to mind when I heard this. Green Bay Packers fans are ranked as the fourth-most loyal fans in the NFL in the latest Brand Keys Sports Loyalty Index. In order, New England Patriots fans, Pittsburgh Steelers fans and Indianapolis Colts fans are considered more loyal than Packers fans. New York Jets fans came in fifth.
You remember Kato Kaelin, right? That’s right — the guy who lived in O.J.’s guest house. Kaelin is also from Milwaukee and went to UWEC, so, of course, he’s a fan of the Green Bay Packers. Kaelin was on a show no guy can possibly watch, this week — The View. I mean, really. How […]
Bill Murray is awesome. He’s also a Chicago Bears fan, which makes him a little less… scratch that — a lot less awesome. Apparently, Murray was at the NFC Championship game last weekend, cheering on his Bears as they fell to the mighty Green Bay Packers. Sorry, Bill. Anyway, here’s a story we picked up […]
Think Chicago Bears fans are a little butt hurt about losing the NFC Championship game to the Green Bay Packers? Jerry Roberts sure as hell is. Roberts fired John Stone on Monday after he refused to remove a Packers tie he claims to have work to honor his late grandmother, a Packers fan. Stone worked […]
Chicago Bears fans are the bane of my existence, this week. They’ve already started talking shit. They might as well have their fun now because they’re not going to have any after Sunday. I’m just going to bide my time until then. On Sunday I’ll unleash the fucking fury and make them sorry they were […]
It’s like any jerk who sings a song about the Green Bay Packers and posts a video on YouTube can get some space on this blog… yeah, that’s pretty much the case. I’m kidding. It either has to be something that’s unintentionally funny or has to be something I figure someone might find cool. Aaron […]
No one has ever accused Philadelphia Eagles fans as being a classy bunch. In fact, everyone pretty much thinks they’re a bunch of fucking assholes, which is absolutely the case. This is the group that cheered when Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin lay motionless on the turf after suffering a neck injury in Philadelphia in […]
Remember last Sunday when the Green Bay Packers clinched that playoff spot by beating the Chicago Bears? Several players ran around the field high-fiving fans. One of them was quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Well, some tool who was reaching out to high five Rodgers face planted on Lambeau Field instead. Rodgers saw him fall, thought about […]
Despite my stated hatred of a certain piece of foam headgear, I’m still going to give you this piece of cheese. I really know nothing about these people or what the deal is with this video, but hey, they like the Green Bay Packers enough to write a rap song about them.
Stop the presses, people! There was a Jonas brother at the Green Bay Packers game on Sunday. Specifically, it was Joe. Yeah, I know. I don’t care either. I’ve never heard it, but I’ve been told Joe and his brothers play some sort of bullshit, teeny-bopper music that makes young girls swoon. That being said, […]
That’s right! Who’s excited? The Green Bay Packers have released their 2010 Packers fan anthem. It’s performed by Pat McCurdy and features noted Packers fan Larry The Cable Guy. Is it awesome? No, but it’s not terrible either.
Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say […]
This may sound like an odd request from someone who hates Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, but I want you to help Green Bay Packers fan John Limbach win an opportunity to meet and catch a pass from the traitor himself. Why? Mostly because Limbach is competing against a bunch of Vikings fans and, as […]
The following video sums up what most of us were feeling as the Green Bay Packers fell to the Chicago Bears, Monday night. The agony and the ecstasy may be an appropriate title, although switching it around is probably more accurate. I can’t really see what was going on in the game, but my guess […]
There’s a reason I hate that inbred species known as the Minnesota Vikings fan more than I do the Chicago Bears fan. It’s because the former is a completely ignorant amalgamation of failure and filth that they pollute the gene pool and make us all worse off. The latter beast is usually docile and like […]
The History Channel airs a show called “How The States Got Their Shapes” and the producers are looking for Green Bay Packers fans to interview. The qualifications are as follows: You must be a hardcore Green Bay Packers fan You must be a Green Bay Packers shareholder You must be attending the Buffalo game on […]