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10 Reasons We Hate Vikings Fans
Oct 21st
Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say [...]
Help A Packers Fan Meet Brett Favre
Oct 1st
This may sound like an odd request from someone who hates Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, but I want you to help Green Bay Packers fan John Limbach win an opportunity to meet and catch a pass from the traitor himself. Why? Mostly because Limbach is competing against a bunch of Vikings fans and, as [...]
This About Sums It Up
Sep 29th
The following video sums up what most of us were feeling as the Green Bay Packers fell to the Chicago Bears, Monday night. The agony and the ecstasy may be an appropriate title, although switching it around is probably more accurate. I can’t really see what was going on in the game, but my guess [...]
Classy As Always, Chicago
Sep 28th
There’s a reason I hate that inbred species known as the Minnesota Vikings fan more than I do the Chicago Bears fan. It’s because the former is a completely ignorant amalgamation of failure and filth that they pollute the gene pool and make us all worse off. The latter beast is usually docile and like [...]
Who Wants To Be On TV?
Aug 25th
The History Channel airs a show called “How The States Got Their Shapes” and the producers are looking for Green Bay Packers fans to interview. The qualifications are as follows: You must be a hardcore Green Bay Packers fan You must be a Green Bay Packers shareholder You must be attending the Buffalo game on [...]
Top 15 Celebrity Green Bay Packers Fans
Jul 28th
I noticed earlier this week that Samuel L. Jackson made some sort of rally video for the Atlanta Falcons. I didn’t bother to watch it because, frankly, the Atlanta Falcons suck and so does Samuel L. Jackson. That’s right. I said it. He’s played himself in every damn movie he’s ever been in and the [...]
Think This Person Gets Beat Up Much?
Jun 21st
Chicago Bears fans aren’t the brightest, but this might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Maybe he snorted too much polish sausage. We believe this moron to be located in the Madison area and we encourage you to rectify this situation any way you see fit. Via AsSeenInWI.
A Green Bay Packers Prayer
May 10th
I’m not sure whether I’d call this a prayer or perhaps a revision of the Bible, but this drunken Green Bay Packers’ fan has an epic rant about the Packers, Aaron Rodgers and a few other teams. Oh, and to make it even better, he’s shitfaced, decked out in full Brewers gear and is wearing [...]
What A Real Packers Fan Thinks About Brett Favre
May 1st
You probably know how we feel about Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. If you don’t, then you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re a scumbag Vikings’ fan. With that said, this video delighted me. The description reads like this: So while at south by southwest, I was filming for work. This guy saw my [...]
No More Meaningless Late-Season Games?
Mar 24th
The NFL is considering scheduling divisional matchups in the final two weeks of the season to try to avoid something we’ve railed on before – teams that have clinched playoff berths sitting their starters. Is it a foolproof plan? No, but it’s a step in the right direction. Such a plan is unlikely to eliminate [...]
Vikings Fan Sells His Allegiance on eBay
Feb 5th
Hey, his soul is already gone, so why not sell his NFL allegiance? Seriously, this happened. Dylan Stenglein, a Minnesota Vikings fan, sold his NFL allegiance on eBay. The winning bid was $140, which is impressive, considering a Vikings fan isn’t worth more than a stale loaf of bread. I kid, of course. Stenglein wasn’t [...]
Green Bay Packers Fans Like to Drink
Feb 2nd
I don’t think anyone can argue the point that Green Bay Packers fans like to drink. And I don’t think anyone can argue with me when I say that The Onion has been cranking out some of the best satire in the country for many years. That’s not to say that alcoholism is a laughing [...]
Go Ahead, Give Up Your Season Tickets
Jan 23rd
On Friday, the Green Bay Packers announced that they’re raising ticket prices for the 2010 season. That’s right, an additional $8-10 per ticket. Of course, most Packers season ticket holders were PISSED! Well, I have a simple solution for you – don’t renew your season tickets, you whiny prick. My old man has been on [...]
Support Aretina and the Packers for Monster Director of Fandemonium
Jan 5th
OK people, I have a task for you, and hey, I don’t ask for much, so help us out here. Monster and the NFL are in the process of choosing the next NFL Director of Fandemonium. Basically, this person gets to do all kinds of cool stuff related to promoting the NFL and their favorite [...]
Meet the Drunkest Guy in Green Bay
Dec 10th
As I’m sure I noted at least 100 times now, I went home for the Green Bay Packers 27-14 victory over the Baltimore Ravens on Monday Night Football. Before the game, we went to the tailgate party at Brett Favre’s Steakhouse – don’t worry, I got plenty of photos of myself defiling the place. Anyway, [...]
The Few Packers Fans Who Give Us All A Bad Name
Nov 12th
Last Sunday was a bad day to be a fan of the Green Bay Packers. In addition to losing to the then-winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers, there was some truly questionable judgment exhibited off the field by Packers fans. I’m not talking about verbal abuse, public intoxication or the physical altercations that often result. For better [...]
Joan Jett Loves Two Things We Love
Oct 24th
Rock ‘n Roll and the Green Bay Packers. I wouldn’t say these things necessarily go together, but who gives a shit? Jett – who you may remember from such recordings as I Love Rock ‘N Roll, Do You Wanna Touch Me, and I Hate Myself For Loving You – recently spoke about her love for [...]
Favre Goat Woman Found Guilty
Oct 14th
Straight out of the Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Files comes this: a woman who was transporting a purple, spray-painted goat with Brett Favre’s number 4 shaved into it was found guilty on Tuesday. The goat was tied up in the trunk of her car. Guilty of stupidity. Actually, as part of plea deal, 21-year-old [...]
Don’t F*ck With Packers Fans
Oct 9th
Or we’ll fucking stab you. It really was inevitable, I guess. Idiot fans of other NFL teams not named the Green Bay Packers like to talk shit. They like to talk shit when the Packers lose, because, among other things, the knowledge of a Packers fans greatly surpasses their own. They like to talk shit [...]