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Vikings Fan Runs His Mouth, Gets What He Deserves
Sep 13th
This just makes us warm and tingly all over. Here’s video of a typical Minnesota Vikings fan running his mouth about how great his team is and how terrible every other team is. Fortunately, a San Diego Charger fan is there to give him what he deserves.
A Medical Investigation Of Packers Fans’ Thin Skin
Jun 30th

MADISON – In what anthropologists and health care professionals are calling an unprecedented and historical breakthrough in medical science, a University of Wisconsin study reported in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association claims that Green Bay Packer fans have “genetically cultivated –- over a long period of time –- the most significantly diaphanous epidermis [...]
Fuzzy Thurston In Trouble; Packers Fans To The Rescue?
Jun 28th

Former Green Bay Packers guard Fuzzy Thurston has some money problems. They’re the stupid kind of money problems, too. Fuzzy thought he could beat the taxman. Fuzzy, not surprisingly, was mistaken. The Fuzz owes $1.7 million in back taxes and he’s apparently been battling the government for 28 years. So, the government seized Thurston’s Super [...]
And Now We’re Saving Chicago Bears Fans’ Lives
May 22nd

Why are Green Bay Packers fans the best in the NFL? Because of shit like this. Suffering from Hepatitis C, the 55-year-old Chicago resident would have died had he not received a liver transplant at the University of Wisconsin Hospital in Madison on March 14, 2010. [Peter] Cashman later discovered that the donor was Amy [...]
You Are Ranked In ESPN’s Power Rankings
May 10th

Okay, maybe you’re not ranked and maybe you are, but you probably at least know someone who’s ranked in the latest edition of ESPN’s power rankings. The worldwide leader ranked the top owners in the NFL this week, and the Green Bay Packers, who are publicly owned by more than 100,000 stockholders, came in third.
Packers Fans Aren’t Most Loyal In NFL
Mar 22nd

Horseshit! That’s the first thing that came to mind when I heard this. Green Bay Packers fans are ranked as the fourth-most loyal fans in the NFL in the latest Brand Keys Sports Loyalty Index. In order, New England Patriots fans, Pittsburgh Steelers fans and Indianapolis Colts fans are considered more loyal than Packers fans. New York Jets fans came in fifth.
Kato Kaelin’s Life Is Good Since The Packers Won The Super Bowl
Feb 26th
You remember Kato Kaelin, right? That’s right — the guy who lived in O.J.’s guest house. Kaelin is also from Milwaukee and went to UWEC, so, of course, he’s a fan of the Green Bay Packers. Kaelin was on a show no guy can possibly watch, this week — The View. I mean, really. How [...]
The Favre Barn Is No More
Feb 9th
Bill Murray Thinks Ray Nitschke Is A Pussy
Jan 29th

Bill Murray is awesome. He’s also a Chicago Bears fan, which makes him a little less… scratch that — a lot less awesome. Apparently, Murray was at the NFC Championship game last weekend, cheering on his Bears as they fell to the mighty Green Bay Packers. Sorry, Bill. Anyway, here’s a story we picked up [...]
Chicago Car Salesman Fired For Packers Tie
Jan 25th
Think Chicago Bears fans are a little butt hurt about losing the NFC Championship game to the Green Bay Packers? Jerry Roberts sure as hell is. Roberts fired John Stone on Monday after he refused to remove a Packers tie he claims to have work to honor his late grandmother, a Packers fan. Stone worked [...]
This Is Every Chicago Bears Fan I Know
Jan 17th
Chicago Bears fans are the bane of my existence, this week. They’ve already started talking shit. They might as well have their fun now because they’re not going to have any after Sunday. I’m just going to bide my time until then. On Sunday I’ll unleash the fucking fury and make them sorry they were [...]
Here’s Another Green Bay Packers Rap Song
Jan 13th
It’s like any jerk who sings a song about the Green Bay Packers and posts a video on YouTube can get some space on this blog… yeah, that’s pretty much the case. I’m kidding. It either has to be something that’s unintentionally funny or has to be something I figure someone might find cool. Aaron [...]
You Stay Classy, Philadelphia
Jan 11th

No one has ever accused Philadelphia Eagles fans as being a classy bunch. In fact, everyone pretty much thinks they’re a bunch of fucking assholes, which is absolutely the case. This is the group that cheered when Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin lay motionless on the turf after suffering a neck injury in Philadelphia in [...]
Packers Fan Fail!
Jan 5th
Remember last Sunday when the Green Bay Packers clinched that playoff spot by beating the Chicago Bears? Several players ran around the field high-fiving fans. One of them was quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Well, some tool who was reaching out to high five Rodgers face planted on Lambeau Field instead. Rodgers saw him fall, thought about [...]
Feelin’ So Fly Like a Cheesehead
Dec 30th
Despite my stated hatred of a certain piece of foam headgear, I’m still going to give you this piece of cheese. I really know nothing about these people or what the deal is with this video, but hey, they like the Green Bay Packers enough to write a rap song about them.
Check Out These Tools From Atlanta
Dec 30th
Joe Jonas Brings Some Hot Tail To Lambeau
Dec 28th

Stop the presses, people! There was a Jonas brother at the Green Bay Packers game on Sunday. Specifically, it was Joe. Yeah, I know. I don’t care either. I’ve never heard it, but I’ve been told Joe and his brothers play some sort of bullshit, teeny-bopper music that makes young girls swoon. That being said, [...]
And Here’s Your 2010 Packers Fan Anthem
Oct 28th
That’s right! Who’s excited? The Green Bay Packers have released their 2010 Packers fan anthem. It’s performed by Pat McCurdy and features noted Packers fan Larry The Cable Guy. Is it awesome? No, but it’s not terrible either.



