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No One Likes Ndamukong Suh

No one likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. Well, except for idiot Lions fans. Suh came in fourth on the list of most hated athletes one year after being the most loved athlete. It’s a well-deserved honor.

Today In Stupid Headlines

  As I was trolling around this morning looking for something remotely related to the Green Bay Packers¬†or at least one of their shitty NFC North rivals, I came across this in my RSS reader. You’ll want to take note of the second headline: Sapp takes his shits at Suh. The story is, of course, […]

Saturday Wild Card Preview

Drew Brees

Here’s a look at Saturday’s Wild Card playoff games — Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints and Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans. We tell you what to expect and what we expect the results will be.

TiVo Time: Detroit Lions

It’s our final TiVo Time of the regular season. Here’s a quick, yet somewhat exhaustive, run through the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. We’ve got all the scoring plays and the keys that led to them right here.

And Now On To More Important Things

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions in a wild shootout on Sunday in a meaningless game. Matt Flynn was a killer, but the Packers defense was weak. Here’s what we learned from a game that didn’t matter.

Surprise! The Lions Are Cheap

The Green Bay Packers seem to think the Detroit Lions are cheap… much like the rest of us. The Lions aren’t defending their actions, but the Packers sound like they’ll be ready on Sunday.

Packers Playing To Win, But What Does That Mean?

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers plan on playing to beat the Detroit Lions in a meaningless week 17 game, but that doesn’t necessarily mean all the starters will play as much as they’re used to.

Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp

A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.

TiVo Time: Detroit Lions

Tramon Williams

We take one final, exhaustive look at the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. Here are the key plays, who made them and who didn’t. This is the most in-depth look at the Packers Thanksgiving game anywhere.

Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]

The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.

Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith

Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.

Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.

First Of All, Fuck The Lions

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions were supposed to challenge the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving, but they didn’t do shit. We got drunk and they failed as a contender.

Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback

Nickelback

When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!

Nickelback To Play Packers/Lions Game? Not If Fans Can Help It

The NFL has tabbed Nickelback to play the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving tilt with the Green Bay Packers. Some fans in Detroit are trying to stop this obvious mistake before it happens. Here’s how you can help.

Tim Tebow Gets Tebowed After Sack

Stephen Tulloch Tebowing

Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch goes Tebowing after sacking Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, then here’s your need to know!

Funny Or Die Presents Millenball

Millenball

Funny Or Die has given us the awesome tribute to the awesomeness that was Matt Millen when he ran the Detroit Lions. Based on Moneyball, Millenball sums up the Millen era nicely.

NFC North: Lions’ Big Loss, Bears Still Idiots, Busted In Minnesota

Mikel Leshoure

You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.

NFC North: Free Agents, New Starters And Other Nonsense

Jay Cutler

The three teams competing for second place in the NFC North have been working real hard to take home that trophy this offseason. Here are the latest developments from Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit.

Packers Probably Won’t Have To Deal With Asomugha

Nnamdi Asomugha

The Detroit Lions seem like an obvious suitor for free agent cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, but are probably too cheap to pay him, which means the Lions secondary should resemble a sieve once again.