The Green Bay Packers have owned the Detroit Lions for some time, but these Detroit Lions aren’t the same bunch of clowns that they used to be.
Let us recount the ways in which the Detroit Lions are a bunch of dirty thugs. When they’re not getting arrested, they’re doing something stupid. Here we go.
The Detroit Lions are awful. Well, maybe not so much this year, but normally. We dug out some classic Packers-Lions footage because why the hell not?
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford just signed a huge new contract. Of course, last week he and girlfriend Kelly Hall were getting wasted on a boat.
Surprisingly, former Detroit Lions receiver Titus Young hasn’t been arrested again… yet. However, he does have a restraining order against him for making some fairly unveiled threats.
Former Detroit Lions receiver Titus Young was arrested again over the weekend. This marks the third such transaction in a week’s time. Well done!
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Nick Fairley isn’t too bright, so it shouldn’t surprise you that he’s telling everyone the Leos are going to the Super Bowl.
He may no longer be with the Detroit Lions, but Titus Young is still being a complete douchebag. Young was arrested twice in one day this week. Now that’s an accomplishment.
Jordan Rodgers was almost a member of the Detroit Lions, which would have been totally awkward for older brother Aaron and the Green Bay Packers!
Former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders is king of the world! He won the fan vote for the cover of Madden, which, who cares? Don’t tell these Detroit Lions fans that though.
Just as the sun rises in the east, you can count on Detroit Lions players getting arrested. Ronnell Lewis is the latest and he was Tasered twice. Smooth!
The Detroit Lions are back to doing what they do best, thanks to safety Amari Spievey. That is, getting arrested, in case you didn’t know. Check this out.
The Detroit Lions have released the biggest screw-up in all of football, receiver Titus Young. Young’s list of stupidity can only rival Matt Millen’s in Lions’ history.
The Detroit Lions are the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. Titus Young is the cream of that crop and if he doesn’t get the ball he’s quitting. Character.
The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions 27-20. Here are five more thoughts, including the DuJuan Harris expose and why Jermichael Finley is a dick.
The Green Bay Packers are one game away from a division title, thanks to an expected 27-20 win over the Detroit Lions. We’ll name the game’s heroes and failures here.
The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions meet on Sunday night. Here’s what to watch for, including lots of Calvin Johnson and the return of Ryan Grant.
You want to see what a finger looks like when it’s been gashed to the bone? Here’s Detroit Lions defensive end Willie Young’s mangled digit, which looks much like the Leos’ season.
The Detroit Lions are terrible and their NFL-sanctioned 2013 calendar proves that point in spades. Here’s a list of the follies, including the Titus Young cover.
Nobody likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. You’ve heard this before? Well, now the criticism is coming from his teammates.