Detroit Lions

Titus Young’s Reign of Insanity is Over

Titus Young

The Detroit Lions have released the biggest screw-up in all of football, receiver Titus Young. Young’s list of stupidity can only rival Matt Millen’s in Lions’ history.

Detroit Lions’ Titus Young: Still Insane

Titus Young is congratulated by Jim Schwartz for being a douche

The Detroit Lions are the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. Titus Young is the cream of that crop and if he doesn’t get the ball he’s quitting. Character.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions

Aaron Rodgers runs for a touchdown against Detroit.

The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions 27-20. Here are five more thoughts, including the DuJuan Harris expose and why Jermichael Finley is a dick.

Packers Outlast Lions in Cold and Snow

DuJuan Harris

The Green Bay Packers are one game away from a division title, thanks to an expected 27-20 win over the Detroit Lions. We’ll name the game’s heroes and failures here.

Packers vs. Lions: What to Watch For

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The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions meet on Sunday night. Here’s what to watch for, including lots of Calvin Johnson and the return of Ryan Grant.

Willie Young’s Finger Symbolic of Detroit Lions’ Season

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You want to see what a finger looks like when it’s been gashed to the bone? Here’s Detroit Lions defensive end Willie Young’s mangled digit, which looks much like the Leos’ season.

Here’s How Bad the Detroit Lions Suck

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The Detroit Lions are terrible and their NFL-sanctioned 2013 calendar proves that point in spades. Here’s a list of the follies, including the Titus Young cover.

Now Teammates Are Ripping Ndamukong Suh

Ndamukong Suh kick

Nobody likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. You’ve heard this before? Well, now the criticism is coming from his teammates.

Ndamukong Suh is Still a Turd [Video]

Ndamukong Suh kick

The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh managed to do the impossible yesterday — become an even bigger turd than he already is. Here he is kicking a guy in the balls.

Total View: Packers vs. Lions

Jermichael Finley gets his groove back

We’re back with the most in-depth review of the Green Bay Packers 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions anywhere, with all of the important plays broken down for your enjoyment.

Detroit Lions Send a Guy Home For Being a Detroit Lion

Titus Young is congratulated by Jim Schwartz for being a douche

The Detroit Lions are still the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. They proved it against the Green Bay Packers and they proved it again Monday.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions

Randall Cobb: boss

Here’s what we took from the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions, including who the team MVP is and who the Packers best offensive lineman is.

Packers Escape Detroit With Win

Randall Cobb is boss!

The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions to improve to 7-3. The offense wasn’t pretty and neither was Mason Crosby, but the defense stepped up.

Packers vs. Lions: What to Watch For

Dezman Moses recovers a punt block for a touchdown

The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions renew the oldest continuous rivalry in the NFL. Here’s the injury list, betting line and what to watch for, including James Starks and turds.

Detroit Lions Cheerleaders? You Bet Your Ass!

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The Detroit Lions have cheerleaders? Kind of. They’re called the Detroit Pride and they’ve got us covered on cheerleader Friday! Check out the gallery.

Tramon Williams Starts Idiotic Feud with Seattle’s Secondary

Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams is calling himself Optimus Prime in advance of his meeting with Megatron. Problem is, that’s already been done.

Ndamukong Suh Still the Dirtiest

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is racking up the honors! Honors for being a total dick. And they’re well deserved.

Lions Will Not Be Competing For Division Title

Matt Stafford eats grass

The Detroit Lions, with all their swagger and bravado, are falling apart. Luckily for them, we’re here to laugh at their misfortune.

Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Detroit Lions defensive tackle is a swell guy. How swell? When he isn’t stomping on someone, he’s running into someone with his car and then trying to intimidate them.

Aaron Berry Continues Lions’ Assault on Record Books

Aaron Berry

Another Detroit Lions player was arrested over the weekend, which comes as a real surprise to us. That makes seven this offseason and two for Aaron Berry, who really took it to the next level this time.