Detroit Lions
And Now On To More Important Things
Jan 2nd
The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions in a wild shootout on Sunday in a meaningless game. Matt Flynn was a killer, but the Packers defense was weak. Here’s what we learned from a game that didn’t matter.
Surprise! The Lions Are Cheap
Dec 30th
The Green Bay Packers seem to think the Detroit Lions are cheap… much like the rest of us. The Lions aren’t defending their actions, but the Packers sound like they’ll be ready on Sunday.
Packers Playing To Win, But What Does That Mean?
Dec 27th
The Green Bay Packers plan on playing to beat the Detroit Lions in a meaningless week 17 game, but that doesn’t necessarily mean all the starters will play as much as they’re used to.
Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp
Dec 15th
A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.
TiVo Time: Detroit Lions
Nov 30th
We take one final, exhaustive look at the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. Here are the key plays, who made them and who didn’t. This is the most in-depth look at the Packers Thanksgiving game anywhere.
Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]
Nov 29th
The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.
Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith
Nov 29th
Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.
Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely
Nov 27th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.
First Of All, Fuck The Lions
Nov 25th
The Detroit Lions were supposed to challenge the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving, but they didn’t do shit. We got drunk and they failed as a contender.
Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback
Nov 11th
When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!
Nickelback To Play Packers/Lions Game? Not If Fans Can Help It
Nov 3rd
The NFL has tabbed Nickelback to play the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving tilt with the Green Bay Packers. Some fans in Detroit are trying to stop this obvious mistake before it happens. Here’s how you can help.
Tim Tebow Gets Tebowed After Sack
Oct 30th
Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch goes Tebowing after sacking Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, then here’s your need to know!
Funny Or Die Presents Millenball
Oct 13th
Funny Or Die has given us the awesome tribute to the awesomeness that was Matt Millen when he ran the Detroit Lions. Based on Moneyball, Millenball sums up the Millen era nicely.
NFC North: Lions’ Big Loss, Bears Still Idiots, Busted In Minnesota
Aug 8th
You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.
NFC North: Free Agents, New Starters And Other Nonsense
Aug 2nd
The three teams competing for second place in the NFC North have been working real hard to take home that trophy this offseason. Here are the latest developments from Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit.
Packers Probably Won’t Have To Deal With Asomugha
Jul 12th
The Detroit Lions seem like an obvious suitor for free agent cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, but are probably too cheap to pay him, which means the Lions secondary should resemble a sieve once again.
Ndamukong Suh Probably Should Play For Vikings
Jun 13th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh probably should play for the Minnesota Vikings. Why? He’s just that stupid. Last week, Suh repeated a proclamation he made in March that everyone with good sense immediately dismissed and then forgot about — the Detroit Lions can go 16-0 this year.
Detroit Lions Now Relevant
Apr 20th
We warned you this day was coming. The Detroit Lions, long the bottom feeder of the NFL, are suddenly relevant. No, it isn’t because they reeled off four victories to close the season. It isn’t because they have Pro Bowlers like Calvin Johnson and Ndamukong Suh.
Baby Steps For Detroit Lions
Mar 24th
The Detroit Lions actually looked like an NFL team in 2010, two seasons after going 0-16 and nine years after former team president Matt Millen began his single-handed demolition of the organization. After starting 2-10, the Lions reeled off four consecutive victories to finish 6-10. Now there’s discussion the Lions could be considered for a prime-time slot when the new schedule is announced.
Ndamukong Suh Says Lions Can Go 16-0
Mar 8th
No, really, I’m serious. Stop laughing. Defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh really said he thinks the Detroit Lions can go 16-0. “I don’t see there’s a reason why we can’t be 16-0,” Suh said. “As long as we put in that hard work throughout -– I don’t know if we’re going to have OTAs, but throughout [...]