Detroit Lions
Packers Escape Detroit With Win
Nov 18th
The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions to improve to 7-3. The offense wasn’t pretty and neither was Mason Crosby, but the defense stepped up.
Packers vs. Lions: What to Watch For
Nov 18th
The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions renew the oldest continuous rivalry in the NFL. Here’s the injury list, betting line and what to watch for, including James Starks and turds.
Detroit Lions Cheerleaders? You Bet Your Ass!
Nov 16th
The Detroit Lions have cheerleaders? Kind of. They’re called the Detroit Pride and they’ve got us covered on cheerleader Friday! Check out the gallery.
Tramon Williams Starts Idiotic Feud with Seattle’s Secondary
Nov 15th
Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams is calling himself Optimus Prime in advance of his meeting with Megatron. Problem is, that’s already been done.
Ndamukong Suh Still the Dirtiest
Nov 8th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is racking up the honors! Honors for being a total dick. And they’re well deserved.
Lions Will Not Be Competing For Division Title
Oct 23rd
The Detroit Lions, with all their swagger and bravado, are falling apart. Luckily for them, we’re here to laugh at their misfortune.
Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick
Oct 12th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle is a swell guy. How swell? When he isn’t stomping on someone, he’s running into someone with his car and then trying to intimidate them.
Aaron Berry Continues Lions’ Assault on Record Books
Jul 23rd
Another Detroit Lions player was arrested over the weekend, which comes as a real surprise to us. That makes seven this offseason and two for Aaron Berry, who really took it to the next level this time.
Lions Have Beef With Greg Jennings
Jul 16th
The Detroit Lions have issues with comments Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings made about their team. Now they’re firing back and we’re real concerned.
Lions Now Up To Six Arrests On The Year
Jun 27th
The Detroit Lions keeping racking up arrests. Cornerback Aaron Berry’s arrest marks the sixth time a Lions player has been nabbed by Johnny Law this year.
Here’s The Latest Nick Fairley Mugshot
May 29th
There was plenty of time for someone on the Detroit Lions to get arrested over the weekend and Nick Fairley did not disappoint.
Detroit Lions: Still A Bunch Of Thugs
May 21st
The Detroit Lions are a bunch of dumb thugs. When they’re not stomping opponents or getting arrested, they’re punching each other. Titus Young is the latest culprit.
Ryan Grant Probably Headed To Lions
May 4th
The Green Bay Packers have made no effort to re-sign running back Ryan Grant and it looks likely he’ll be joining an NFC North rival, the Detroit Lions.
Detroit Lions Will Go 15-1…
Apr 21st
Believe it! They do in Detroit. A fan survey reveals Detroit Lions fans think their team will go 15-1 in 2012. Hell, we’re on board!
Detroit: Minnesota East
Apr 4th
They like their weed over in Detroit. After Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure got arrested twice for marijuana possession, defensive tackle Nick Fairley followed suit on Tuesday. Is Detroit the new Minnesota? We investigate.
We Have Our New Onterrio Smith
Apr 2nd
In an incident reminiscent of The Whizzinator, Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure was arrested for marijuana possession. However, before he was detained, he tried to beat the rap by eating his weed.
No One Likes Ndamukong Suh
Feb 8th
No one likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. Well, except for idiot Lions fans. Suh came in fourth on the list of most hated athletes one year after being the most loved athlete. It’s a well-deserved honor.
Today In Stupid Headlines
Feb 1st
As I was trolling around this morning looking for something remotely related to the Green Bay Packers or at least one of their shitty NFC North rivals, I came across this in my RSS reader. You’ll want to take note of the second headline: Sapp takes his shits at Suh. The story is, of course, [...]
Saturday Wild Card Preview
Jan 6th
Here’s a look at Saturday’s Wild Card playoff games — Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints and Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans. We tell you what to expect and what we expect the results will be.
TiVo Time: Detroit Lions
Jan 6th
It’s our final TiVo Time of the regular season. Here’s a quick, yet somewhat exhaustive, run through the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. We’ve got all the scoring plays and the keys that led to them right here.