Detroit Lions

How Miffed Are Detroit Lions Fans?

Detroit Lyin'

Detroit Lions fans are still angry about that call last week in Dallas. So angry that some of them have gone and put up some Detroit Lyin’ billboards. Seems like money well spent.

Remember That Detroit Lions Super Bowl Tattoo?

Dave Morian

Not surprisingly, the guy who got the 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo has seen his dream crushed. He vows to keep on keepin’ on though. See what Dave Morian has to say now.

Ah, Here is Ndamukong Suh’s Totally Legit Excuse

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Ah, Ndamukong Suh has a totally legitimate excuse for stepping on Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf last week. We know you can’t wait to hear what it is. Enjoy!

Ndamukong Suh is Playing Now, Fined Instead

Ndamukong Suh

Human pile of feces Ndamukong Suh will indeed be playing this weekend, after the NFL overturned his suspension for intentionally stepping on Aaron Rodgers.

Kelly Hall is Angry, Everybody

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall, fiancee of Matthew Stafford, is not happy about Ndamukong Suh’s suspension. Maybe Kelly should leave the thinking and commentary to the rest of us.

Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!

Here’s Ndamukong Suh Trying to Injure Aaron Rodgers

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.

Here’s a Handsome Offer

Detroit Lions suck

If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.

Dominic Raiola is Sorry, Everyone

Dominic Raiola is a prick

Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola had his appeal denied on Tuesday. He’ll miss this week’s game with the Green Bay Packers and of course, he’s real sorry.

The Last Time the Lions Beat the Packers at Lambeau Field…

Barry Sanders

The last time the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field was December 15, 1991. It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Here’s a flashback.

Dominic Raiola Has Indeed Been Suspended

Dominic Raiola

The NFL has suspended Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola for being a complete and total douche. He will miss the team’s showdown with the Green Bay Packers.

Reminder: Dominic Raiola is Still a Piece of Shit

Dominic Raiola is a prick

Just in case you had forgotten, Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola was sure to remind everyone — he’s a total fucking piece of shit. Take a look at this “accident.”

Total Douche Thinks Jim Schwartz Pulled Total Douche Move

Jim Schwartz

Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.

Jim Schwartz Carried Off, Neck Beard Celebrates Like Mad

Kyle Orton celebrating

The Detroit Lions blew a 14-0 lead to lose to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Great moment for both Jim Schwartz and Neck Beard, who celebrated in style.

Stephen Tulloch is One Dumb Bastard

Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch learned the hard way on Sunday. Don’t use another guy’s signature move, you dumb bastard.

Predictions: Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions

Calvin Johnson: slam dunk

Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions. This matchup looks pretty much the same as it did last year and the year before. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Ruh-Roh, Detroit

Danny Gorrer

The Detroit Lions have some real issues in the secondary this week. That’s great news for Aaron Rodgers and company.

Josh Sitton Still Thinks the Lions are Scumbags

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton still thinks the Detroit Lions are a bunch of scumbags and of course he’s right.

Scott Mitchell is a Fat Fuck

Scott Mitchell

Detroit Lions legend Scott Mitchell has hilariously ballooned to 366 pounds. He’s got the shirt and double chin to prove it! Great for a laugh.

Ndamukong Suh Gets Into it with Packers Fan

Ndamukong Suh on American Muscle

The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh made an appearance on American Muscle, where he gets into it with the resident Green Bay Packers fan. Quality entertainment.