Detroit Lions
Hey, Titus Young Was Arrested Again
May 13th
Former Detroit Lions receiver Titus Young was arrested again over the weekend. This marks the third such transaction in a week’s time. Well done!
The Detroit Lions are Going to the Super Bowl, Everyone!
May 9th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Nick Fairley isn’t too bright, so it shouldn’t surprise you that he’s telling everyone the Leos are going to the Super Bowl.
Titus Young: Still Winning at Life
May 8th
He may no longer be with the Detroit Lions, but Titus Young is still being a complete douchebag. Young was arrested twice in one day this week. Now that’s an accomplishment.
Aaron Rodgers’ Brother Was Almost a Detroit Lion
May 8th
Jordan Rodgers was almost a member of the Detroit Lions, which would have been totally awkward for older brother Aaron and the Green Bay Packers!
Barry Sanders is King of the World!
Apr 25th
Former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders is king of the world! He won the fan vote for the cover of Madden, which, who cares? Don’t tell these Detroit Lions fans that though.
Detroit Lions Player Arrested? Detroit Lions Player Arrested
Apr 24th
Just as the sun rises in the east, you can count on Detroit Lions players getting arrested. Ronnell Lewis is the latest and he was Tasered twice. Smooth!
Detroit Lions are Back to Doing What They Do Best
Mar 28th
The Detroit Lions are back to doing what they do best, thanks to safety Amari Spievey. That is, getting arrested, in case you didn’t know. Check this out.
Titus Young’s Reign of Insanity is Over
Feb 5th
The Detroit Lions have released the biggest screw-up in all of football, receiver Titus Young. Young’s list of stupidity can only rival Matt Millen’s in Lions’ history.
Detroit Lions’ Titus Young: Still Insane
Jan 22nd
The Detroit Lions are the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. Titus Young is the cream of that crop and if he doesn’t get the ball he’s quitting. Character.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions
Dec 10th
The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions 27-20. Here are five more thoughts, including the DuJuan Harris expose and why Jermichael Finley is a dick.
Packers Outlast Lions in Cold and Snow
Dec 9th
The Green Bay Packers are one game away from a division title, thanks to an expected 27-20 win over the Detroit Lions. We’ll name the game’s heroes and failures here.
Packers vs. Lions: What to Watch For
Dec 9th
The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions meet on Sunday night. Here’s what to watch for, including lots of Calvin Johnson and the return of Ryan Grant.
Willie Young’s Finger Symbolic of Detroit Lions’ Season
Dec 8th
You want to see what a finger looks like when it’s been gashed to the bone? Here’s Detroit Lions defensive end Willie Young’s mangled digit, which looks much like the Leos’ season.
Here’s How Bad the Detroit Lions Suck
Dec 7th
The Detroit Lions are terrible and their NFL-sanctioned 2013 calendar proves that point in spades. Here’s a list of the follies, including the Titus Young cover.
Now Teammates Are Ripping Ndamukong Suh
Dec 7th
Nobody likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. You’ve heard this before? Well, now the criticism is coming from his teammates.
Ndamukong Suh is Still a Turd [Video]
Nov 23rd
The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh managed to do the impossible yesterday — become an even bigger turd than he already is. Here he is kicking a guy in the balls.
Total View: Packers vs. Lions
Nov 21st
We’re back with the most in-depth review of the Green Bay Packers 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions anywhere, with all of the important plays broken down for your enjoyment.
Detroit Lions Send a Guy Home For Being a Detroit Lion
Nov 20th
The Detroit Lions are still the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. They proved it against the Green Bay Packers and they proved it again Monday.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions
Nov 19th
Here’s what we took from the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions, including who the team MVP is and who the Packers best offensive lineman is.
Packers Escape Detroit With Win
Nov 18th
The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions to improve to 7-3. The offense wasn’t pretty and neither was Mason Crosby, but the defense stepped up.