Dallas Cowboys

Someone is Suing the NFL Over Dez Bryant Non-Catch

Dez Bryant

A Dallas Cowboys fan is suing the NFL for $89 billion for ruling that Dez Bryant did not make a fourth down catch in the divisional playoff game with the Green Bay Packers.

Dez Bryant Let the Dallas Cowboys Down, Should Be Ashamed

Dez Bryant

The focus of this conversation has been all wrong since Dez Bryant willingly put the football on the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field. Instead of chastising the player for not knowing the rules of the game or being acutely aware how crucial the situation was for his team, the resounding discussion has wrongfully been about […]

Here’s What People Were Saying About that Dez Bryant Call

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Dallas Cowboys fans are angry. They’re angry that an apparent catch by Dez Bryant was correctly ruled a non-catch, which reminds us why no one likes Cowboys fans.

Chris Christie’s Fat Ass is Coming to Town

Chris Christie

The Dallas Cowboys’ good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ass and his orange sweater will be in Green Bay on Sunday.

Cowboys are Buying the Lambeau Field Mystique

Lambeau Field

Lap it up, you jerkoffs. This is what a real franchise looks like. The Dallas Cowboys will be taking in the Lambeau Field mystique on Saturday. Good history lesson.

Oh, the Dallas Cowboys are Undefeated on the Road?

Tony Romo playoffs

If you haven’t already heard — and you probably have — the Dallas Cowboys are undefeated on the road this season. Here’s why we give exactly zero shits about that.

The Last Time Dallas Travelled to Green Bay in the Playoffs…

Ice Bowl

Sunday will mark the Dallas Cowboys’ second trip to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs. The first time? It was the Ice Bowl.

Packers Get Dallas Cowboys in Divisional Round

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The Green Bay Packers get a date with the Dallas Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs, thanks to Detroit’s typical ineptitude. Here’s what we know about Dallas.

Don’t Bet on the Dallas Cowboys

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Here’s what happened to a Dallas Cowboys fan who lost a bet to a Green Bay Packers fan last week. It isn’t pretty.

Here’s a Really Pissed Off Dallas Cowboys Fan

angry Dallas Cowboys fan

After the Green Bay Packers stormed back to beat the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday, Cowboys fans were angry. Here’s one of them flying off the handle.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over the Cowboys

Eddie Lacy

A big 37-36 Green Bay Packers win over the Dallas Cowboys to keep the playoff hopes alive. Here are five more thoughts on the victory.

Clay Matthews Also Ditches Pro Bowl

Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' sack dance

The thought of playing in the Pro Bowl disgusts Clay Matthews, so Clay Matthews will not play in the Pro Bowl, leaving the Green Bay Packers with just one rep.

The Return of Football!!! What to Watch For

Candice Crawford

The NFL returns tonight with the Dallas Cowboys at the New York Giants. We tell you what the watch for, including Tony Romo’s wife, Manning Face and backwards ballcaps.

You’ll Love The NFL’s Opening-Night Game

Jerry Jones

Remember when the Dallas Cowboys got penalized for some vague salary cap infringement a few weeks ago? Yeah, maybe keep that in mind. Anyway, the NFL’s opening-night game will pit the Super Bowl champion New York Giants, per usual, against the previous season’s Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers… Oh, wait… nope. We were mistaken, […]

Who’s America’s Team?

Jerry Jones

We all know there was never any doubt. The Green Bay Packers are America’s team. Not because they made up some stupid label for themselves like the Dallas Cowboys, but because we’re the little guy. Now, there’s statistical evidence. Fuck you Dallas!

Cowboys’ Marvel Gear Makes Fans Even Douchier [Photos]

They’re not the Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Bears, but the Dallas Cowboys hold a special place in our cold, dark hearts right next to those two despicable franchises. That is to say, their organization is filled with douchebags from the top down. Earlier this week, those douchebags announced a partnership with Marvel Entertainment.

Cowboys Steal Receivers Coach Jimmy Robinson

Jimmy Robinson

The Dallas Cowboys have hired Green Bay Packers receivers coach Jimmy Robinson.

Robinson, who was with Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett when both were members of the New York Giants, will hold the same position with the Cowboys.

Packers Run Wade Phillips Out Of A Job

The Green Bay Packers thoroughly dominated the Dallas Cowboys, last night, dropping them to 1-7. During the game, several of us noted how dim-witted, confused and totally out of it Dallas coach Wade Phillips looked. It’s like he was daydreaming while his team was being taken apart by the Packers, to the tune of 45-7. […]

The Dallas Cowboys Suck, So…

The Green Bay Packers’ opponent this week, the Dallas Cowboys, were supposed to provide one of the toughest tests of the season for the Packers. Well, best laid plans. The Cowboys are atrocious in every facet of the game, even though they have one of the most talented teams in the league. Certainly, the Cowboys […]

See Ya Later Texas Stadium

The shithole that is Texas Stadium is no more. Home to the Dallas Cowboys for 39 years, and a few too many bad memories for the Green Bay Packers, Texas Stadium was blown the fuck up yesterday. Being the swell guy that he is, Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones charged an admission fee and also let […]