Dallas Cowboys
Clay Matthews Also Ditches Pro Bowl
Jan 19th
The thought of playing in the Pro Bowl disgusts Clay Matthews, so Clay Matthews will not play in the Pro Bowl, leaving the Green Bay Packers with just one rep.
The Return of Football!!! What to Watch For
Sep 5th
The NFL returns tonight with the Dallas Cowboys at the New York Giants. We tell you what the watch for, including Tony Romo’s wife, Manning Face and backwards ballcaps.
You’ll Love The NFL’s Opening-Night Game
Mar 27th
Remember when the Dallas Cowboys got penalized for some vague salary cap infringement a few weeks ago? Yeah, maybe keep that in mind. Anyway, the NFL’s opening-night game will pit the Super Bowl champion New York Giants, per usual, against the previous season’s Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers… Oh, wait… nope. We were mistaken, [...]
Who’s America’s Team?
Dec 21st
We all know there was never any doubt. The Green Bay Packers are America’s team. Not because they made up some stupid label for themselves like the Dallas Cowboys, but because we’re the little guy. Now, there’s statistical evidence. Fuck you Dallas!
Cowboys’ Marvel Gear Makes Fans Even Douchier [Photos]
Jul 7th
They’re not the Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Bears, but the Dallas Cowboys hold a special place in our cold, dark hearts right next to those two despicable franchises. That is to say, their organization is filled with douchebags from the top down. Earlier this week, those douchebags announced a partnership with Marvel Entertainment.
Cowboys Steal Receivers Coach Jimmy Robinson
Feb 12th
The Dallas Cowboys have hired Green Bay Packers receivers coach Jimmy Robinson.
Robinson, who was with Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett when both were members of the New York Giants, will hold the same position with the Cowboys.
Packers Run Wade Phillips Out Of A Job
Nov 8th
The Green Bay Packers thoroughly dominated the Dallas Cowboys, last night, dropping them to 1-7. During the game, several of us noted how dim-witted, confused and totally out of it Dallas coach Wade Phillips looked. It’s like he was daydreaming while his team was being taken apart by the Packers, to the tune of 45-7. [...]
The Dallas Cowboys Suck, So…
Nov 4th
The Green Bay Packers’ opponent this week, the Dallas Cowboys, were supposed to provide one of the toughest tests of the season for the Packers. Well, best laid plans. The Cowboys are atrocious in every facet of the game, even though they have one of the most talented teams in the league. Certainly, the Cowboys [...]
See Ya Later Texas Stadium
Apr 12th
The shithole that is Texas Stadium is no more. Home to the Dallas Cowboys for 39 years, and a few too many bad memories for the Green Bay Packers, Texas Stadium was blown the fuck up yesterday. Being the swell guy that he is, Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones charged an admission fee and also let [...]
Packers Defense Shows Up Just in Time
Nov 15th
The Green Bay Packers’ defense that has largely been absent since the team’s last win – over the Cleveland Browns – essentially saved the Packers’ season in Sunday’s 17-7 win over the Dallas Cowboys. That unit everyone remembers from the preseason and dominating wins over the lowly Detroit Lions and Browns was back in full [...]
Packers Sack Total Likely to Increase, But Cowboys Aren’t All That
Nov 11th
This week, the Green Bay Packers will face a stouter defensive foe than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in the form of the Dallas Cowboys. During the Cowboys current four-game winning streak, it has been their defense that has stepped up after not playing up to expectations during the beginning of the season. That’s bad news [...]
Cowboys’ Bennett: Why Do Black People Love Chicken?
Jun 3rd
From the I Just Couldn’t Resist files, comes this chicken nugget from Dallas Cowboys’ backup tight end Martellus Bennett, who writes a regular blog for the Dallas Morning News’ Cowboys Insider. At first, I thought it was a joke, and then I read it. And then I wondered, how did this literary gold and scholarly [...]
Cowboys Ready to Implode, Vikings Ready to Suck
Dec 12th
It’s hard to find silver linings in the 2008 NFL season lately, but the misfortune of the Green Bay Packers’ sworn enemies definitely qualifies. First, to Dallas, where the Cowboys are getting ready to implode because of guess who? The ubiquitous Terrell Owens – who else? It seems that TO isn’t on the same page [...]
The Good News And The Better News For The Packers
Oct 14th
It’s true that I’m not overly optimistic about anything, so, let’s start with the better news. Green Bay Packers cornerback Al Harris, who suffered a lacerated spleen in the Packers week three loss to the Dallas Cowboys, is on his way back. First reported by the National Football Post on Monday, Harris was cleared for [...]
Packers vs. Seahawks Quick Notes
Oct 13th
I’d be a lot more excited about the Green Bay Packers 27-17 win over the Seattle Seahawks if I didn’t already know that Seattle is truly an awful team. But as they say in Cliche Town, “a win is a win.” THE GOOD Aaron Rodgers is still playing well. On top of that, his shoulder [...]
Packers Not As Good As We Thought
Sep 22nd
The class of the NFC, the Green Bay Packers are not. The Dallas Cowboys made sure of that, with a thorough 27-16 victory last night at Lambeau Field. Pretty simply, the Green Bay Packers played some bad football. Other than the stellar play of cornerback Charles Woodson, who held one Terrell Owens to two catches [...]
Why We Hate The Cowboys
Sep 17th
Basically, there are two reasons why Green Bay Packers fans hate the Dallas Cowboys. THE FANS Generally regarded across the nation as the absolute most annoying, least informed fans in professional sports, Dallas Cowboys fans embody the most despicable traits of their state, the Godforsaken outhouse called Texas. Or as it sounds in their garbled [...]