Chicago Bears

Conan’s Masturbating (Chicago) Bear Returns [Video]

Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.

Brandon Marshall: This Kind Of Douche

Hey, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall is a hipster. Who knew? Certainly not us. We present the evidence and, of course, the analysis.

Urlacher In Running For Hottest Girlfriend In Division [Photos]

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Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.

Uh Oh! The Bears Are Contenders

Lance Briggs

The Chicago Bears are contenders once again and not soon enough! Just ask linebacker Lance Briggs. We break down his comments and the situation.

The Bears Are Back To Doing Stupid Shit

Matt Forte

The Chicago Bears and general manager Phil Emery are conjuring up images of the disaster that was the Jerry Angelo era. Both the Matt Forte situation and Brandon Marshall trade prove the Bears are back to their idiotic ways, which we fully endorse.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Bears Strike First: Trade For Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are relevant again. Chicago traded two third-round picks to Miami for receiver Brandon Marshall, addressing one of their weakest positions and reuniting one of the best quarterback/receiver combos in the NFL.

Bears Might Actually Try To Get Better This Offseason

Vincent Jackson

After years of employing a buffoon as a general manager, the new Chicago Bears front office might actually attempt to make the team better this offseason. That plan reportedly starts with receiver Vincent Jackson.

Angelo, Martz Out In Chicago

Jerry Angelo

Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo has been canned and offensive coordinator Mike Martz has resigned. Coach Lovie Smith will get to keep his job, but the times they are a changin’ in Chicago.

TiVo Time: Chicago Bears

James Jones

Here’s one last look at the Green Bay Packers victory over the Chicago Bears to clinch the No. 1 seed. We break down the tape and look at the key plays, how they happened, who made them work or who screwed them up.

See Ya Later Chicago!

James Jones

The Green Bay Packers thrashed the Chicago Bears Sunday night and in turn knocked them out of the playoffs picture entirely. Here’s how we saw the beating.

Bears Will Roll Out Josh McCown On Sunday

Josh McCown

The Chicago Bears will trot out Josh McCown at quarterback on Sunday when the team faces the Green Bay Packers. We’re pretty sure this will go well.

Which Packers Are On Drugs?

Sam Hurd

In light of the revelation that law enforcement officials have a list in the double digits of NFL players who were clients of Chicago Bears receiver Sam Hurd, we wonder: Which Packers are on drugs?

Chicago Bears Are Back To Their Thuggish Ways

Sam Hurd

It’s been a while, but the Chicago Bears reminded us who they are. Receiver Sam Hurd was arrested Wednesday for allegedly running a high-volume drug operation. Federal agents were tracking the receiver’s movements for some time. Here’s the (hilarious) story.

Cutler Could Face Packers

Jay Cutler

The Green Bay Packers could face Jay Cutler when they take on the Chicago Bears in two weeks. The injured quarterback left the door open for a possible return, which would make the Packers quest for an undefeated season a little tougher.

Favre Wants To Play For Bears

Brett Favre

A source close to Brett Favre says he’s listen to the Chicago Bears want him to play. The Bears seem more likely to stick with the quarterbacks they have in house, though.

Kyle Orton May Be Chicago’s Answer

Kyle Orton

The Denver Broncos released quarterback Kyle Orton and he may be the answer to the question: who will replace the injured Jay Cutler in Chicago? Here’s why it makes sense and why it still might not happen.

Bears Anthony Adams Taunts Sick Kid

Chicago Bears defensive tackle Anthony Adams ran into a Green Bay Packers fan at a recent visit to a children’s hospital. What did he do? Take a look for yourself.

Cutler Out; Are Bears Done?

Caleb Hanie

The Chicago Bears will be without starting quarterback Jay Cutler for, potentially, the rest of the season with a broken thumb. Meanwhile, the Bears are fighting for a playoff spot. Does this mean their finished? We’re not so sure.

We’ve Found Douchiest Chicago Bears Fan Ever [Photos]

Glenn Timmerman has taken being a douchy Chicago Bears fan to a new level of douchiness. We’re not even kidding. This guy’s a real asshole. Take a look for yourself.