Chicago Bears

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Chicago Bears Fans in Florida Just as Scummy as Those in Chicago

Chicago Bears fans

There’s a Chicago Bears bar in Sarasota called the Siesta Key Oyster Bar that has somehow managed to lower the bar for Chicago Bears fans everywhere.

This Shit is Funny

Golden Tate

So KSK likes to pander to people with wicked senses of humor just like we do. And today they were pandering directly to us with these LOLNFL submissions of one Seattle Seahawks receiver Golden Tate and Chicago Bears coach Marc “AIDs Patient” Trestman.  

Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Want the Chicago Bears to Win

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.

Mike Ditka Really Likes Aaron Rodgers

Jim Harbaugh and Mike Ditka

Hey, Mike Ditka, who is the one quarterback you’d like to have played with or coached? Ditka says that guy is Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

The Chicago Bears Gave Up on the Porta Potty Dude

Gabe Carimi

The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.

NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers

Brian Urlacher

What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.

Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.

Aaron Rodgers, No One Else Thinks Bears will Miss Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.

The Bears Are After a Tight End

Jared Cook

The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.

First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!

J'Marcus Webb

The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.

Bears New Coach Doesn’t Care About Beating Packers

Marc Trestman

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman is a sharp guy. He demonstrated that on Thursday when he pretty much said he didn’t know who the Green Bay Packers were.

Here’s the Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears Meme

Charles Woodson to the Bears

There’s already a Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears meme featuring everyone’s favorite hangdog expression, Jay Cutler.

Chicago Bears RV Here, Gone [Photos]

bearsRVfull.1

There was supposedly a Chicago Bears-themed RV for sale on Craigslist. Well, that appears to be a scam. We have the pics of this mythical vehicle for you anyway.

Bears New Head Coach is… a Guy From the CFL!

Marc Trestman

The Chicago Bears struck gold today when they hired a guy from the CFL who no one else wanted to be their head coach. Here’s the file on Marc Trestman.

Packers Coordinator Interviewing For Bears Coaching Job Today

Tom Clements

How’s this for timing? Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Tom Clements will interview for the Chicago Bears open head coaching job today.

They Didn’t Think Much of Lovie Smith in Illinois

Lovie Smith

Some people were surprised the Chicago Bears fired Lovie Smith. Those people do not reside in the state of Illinois, a disparity of opinion that amuses us.

Bears Interested in Packers OC Tom Clements

Tom Clements

The Chicago Bears need a new coach and they may be trying to poach Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Tom Clements to fill that position.

Lovie Smith Out in Chicago

Lovie Smith

The Chicago Bears will be sucking ass with a new coach next season. The Bears canned Lovie Smith this morning after missing the playoffs for the second straight season.