The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.
The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.
The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.
Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.
The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.
Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!
They’re real angry that Julius Peppers left the Chicago Bears and signed with the Green Bay Packers. At least this idiot is. Watch him burn his jersey.
Julius Peppers signed his contract with the Green Bay Packers this morning and then walked around Lambeau Field, where winners play. That, the best tweet and Chicago Bears fans.
The Green Bay Packers learned what life was like without Aaron Rodgers in 2013. So maybe they need a backup plan. How about Josh McCown of the rival Bears?
Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.
People had plenty to say about the Chicago Bears meltdown against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Here are some of our favorite reactions. Plus, Tecmo Bowl!
Here’s another look at the Green Bay Packers 33-28 win over the Chicago Bears, including thoughts on Chris Conte, Tramon Williams, Sam Shields and Nick Perry.
You know how it ended, but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to watch the Green Bay Packers’ final touchdown to beat the Chicago Bears again and again. Here you go.
Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears. NFC North. Greatest rivalry of all time. Here are some cool stats about Packers vs. Bears.
The Chicago Bears are awful and their fans are drunk. At least these guys. And they’re having a drunken foot race, which ends about like you would imagine.
Looking back at the Green Bay Packers loss to the Chicago Bears on Monday night, here are five more thoughts or, a bunch of guys who really sucked balls.
Hey, the Green Bay Packers will be just fine without Aaron Rodgers, right? Nope. They showed that in dropping a turd against the Chicago Bears on Monday night.
The Green Bay Packers meet the Chicago Bears on Monday. That means it’s time to dust off these Chicago Bears memes, as well as the greatest play in Packers history.
It’s about time we started making fun of the Chicago Bears, isn’t it? What better way to kick that off than with some vintage, 1980s Bears posters? Revel in the douchiness.
The Chicago Bears relinquished their lead in the NFC North on Sunday. They also lost quarterback Jay Cutler to a torn vagina. The season is over in Chicago.