Chicago Bears

Here Are Two Drunk Chicago Bears Fans in a Foot Race and… FAIL!

Chicago Bears fan foot race

The Chicago Bears are awful and their fans are drunk. At least these guys. And they’re having a drunken foot race, which ends about like you would imagine.

Five More Thoughts on the Packers Loss to the Bears

Brandon Marshall and Alshon Jeffery celebrate against the Packers

Looking back at the Green Bay Packers loss to the Chicago Bears on Monday night, here are five more thoughts or, a bunch of guys who really sucked balls.

Packers Lose to Bears in Embarrassing Fashion

Aaron Rodgers goes down

Hey, the Green Bay Packers will be just fine without Aaron Rodgers, right? Nope. They showed that in dropping a turd against the Chicago Bears on Monday night.

Here Are Your Chicago Bears Memes

Chicago Bears meme

The Green Bay Packers meet the Chicago Bears on Monday. That means it’s time to dust off these Chicago Bears memes, as well as the greatest play in Packers history.

Vintage Chicago Bears

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It’s about time we started making fun of the Chicago Bears, isn’t it? What better way to kick that off than with some vintage, 1980s Bears posters? Revel in the douchiness.

By the Way, the Chicago Bears Season is Over

1980s Jay Cutler

The Chicago Bears relinquished their lead in the NFC North on Sunday. They also lost quarterback Jay Cutler to a torn vagina. The season is over in Chicago.

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Chicago Bears Fans in Florida Just as Scummy as Those in Chicago

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There’s a Chicago Bears bar in Sarasota called the Siesta Key Oyster Bar that has somehow managed to lower the bar for Chicago Bears fans everywhere.

This Shit is Funny

Golden Tate

So KSK likes to pander to people with wicked senses of humor just like we do. And today they were pandering directly to us with these LOLNFL submissions of one Seattle Seahawks receiver Golden Tate and Chicago Bears coach Marc “AIDs Patient” Trestman.  

Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Want the Chicago Bears to Win

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.

Mike Ditka Really Likes Aaron Rodgers

Jim Harbaugh and Mike Ditka

Hey, Mike Ditka, who is the one quarterback you’d like to have played with or coached? Ditka says that guy is Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

The Chicago Bears Gave Up on the Porta Potty Dude

Gabe Carimi

The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.

NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers

Brian Urlacher

What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.

Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.

Aaron Rodgers, No One Else Thinks Bears will Miss Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.

The Bears Are After a Tight End

Jared Cook

The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.

First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!

J'Marcus Webb

The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.

Bears New Coach Doesn’t Care About Beating Packers

Marc Trestman

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman is a sharp guy. He demonstrated that on Thursday when he pretty much said he didn’t know who the Green Bay Packers were.

Here’s the Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears Meme

Charles Woodson to the Bears

There’s already a Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears meme featuring everyone’s favorite hangdog expression, Jay Cutler.