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Julius Peppers Drank in Lambeau Field

Julius Peppers signs with the Packers

Julius Peppers signed his contract with the Green Bay Packers this morning and then walked around Lambeau Field, where winners play. That, the best tweet and Chicago Bears fans.

Packers Backup QB Plan: Josh McCown?

Josh McCown

The Green Bay Packers learned what life was like without Aaron Rodgers in 2013. So maybe they need a backup plan. How about Josh McCown of the rival Bears?

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Great Tweets About the Chicago Bears

Randall Cobb wins it for the Green Bay Packers

People had plenty to say about the Chicago Bears meltdown against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Here are some of our favorite reactions. Plus, Tecmo Bowl!

Six More Thoughts on Packers Win Over the Bears

Sad Brandon Marshall

Here’s another look at the Green Bay Packers 33-28 win over the Chicago Bears, including thoughts on Chris Conte, Tramon Williams, Sam Shields and Nick Perry.

Relive the Glory of the Green Bay Packers’ Final Touchdown

Aaron Rodgers to Randall Cobb

You know how it ended, but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to watch the Green Bay Packers’ final touchdown to beat the Chicago Bears again and again. Here you go.

Here Are Some Cool Stats About Packers vs. Bears

Packers vs. Bears

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears. NFC North. Greatest rivalry of all time. Here are some cool stats about Packers vs. Bears.

Here Are Two Drunk Chicago Bears Fans in a Foot Race and… FAIL!

Chicago Bears fan foot race

The Chicago Bears are awful and their fans are drunk. At least these guys. And they’re having a drunken foot race, which ends about like you would imagine.

Five More Thoughts on the Packers Loss to the Bears

Brandon Marshall and Alshon Jeffery celebrate against the Packers

Looking back at the Green Bay Packers loss to the Chicago Bears on Monday night, here are five more thoughts or, a bunch of guys who really sucked balls.

Packers Lose to Bears in Embarrassing Fashion

Aaron Rodgers goes down

Hey, the Green Bay Packers will be just fine without Aaron Rodgers, right? Nope. They showed that in dropping a turd against the Chicago Bears on Monday night.

Here Are Your Chicago Bears Memes

Chicago Bears meme

The Green Bay Packers meet the Chicago Bears on Monday. That means it’s time to dust off these Chicago Bears memes, as well as the greatest play in Packers history.

Vintage Chicago Bears

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It’s about time we started making fun of the Chicago Bears, isn’t it? What better way to kick that off than with some vintage, 1980s Bears posters? Revel in the douchiness.

By the Way, the Chicago Bears Season is Over

1980s Jay Cutler

The Chicago Bears relinquished their lead in the NFC North on Sunday. They also lost quarterback Jay Cutler to a torn vagina. The season is over in Chicago.

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Chicago Bears Fans in Florida Just as Scummy as Those in Chicago

Chicago Bears fans

There’s a Chicago Bears bar in Sarasota called the Siesta Key Oyster Bar that has somehow managed to lower the bar for Chicago Bears fans everywhere.

This Shit is Funny

Golden Tate

So KSK likes to pander to people with wicked senses of humor just like we do. And today they were pandering directly to us with these LOLNFL submissions of one Seattle Seahawks receiver Golden Tate and Chicago Bears coach Marc “AIDs Patient” Trestman.  

Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Want the Chicago Bears to Win

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.

Mike Ditka Really Likes Aaron Rodgers

Jim Harbaugh and Mike Ditka

Hey, Mike Ditka, who is the one quarterback you’d like to have played with or coached? Ditka says that guy is Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

The Chicago Bears Gave Up on the Porta Potty Dude

Gabe Carimi

The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.

NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers

Brian Urlacher

What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.