Here are the Chicago Bears Christmas carols you always wanted. They touch on some familiar themes. Themes like failure and sadness. ‘Tis the season.
The Chicago Bears are a real sad sack right now. Their season is over for all intents and purposes and a lot of blame is being placed. Let’s revel in the misery!
Chicago Bears fans being Chicago Bears fans. One group of Bears fans apparently stabbed two other fans because one said he wanted to be a Green Bay Packers fan. Not even making that up!
Willie Young is a defensive end for the Chicago Bears. Willie Young is also a moron. For his unoriginal sack dance after a non-sack, he’s our turkey of Thanksgiving.
The Chicago Sun-Times — the city’s other newspaper — has just as much interest in the Chicago Bears as everyone else does. None. This headline proves it.
Chicago Bears fans did not handle their team’s latest loss to the Green Bay Packers well. They harassed the coach’s daughter, burned stuff and called for Jim McMahon.
Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb says he knew the Chicago Bears might lay down if the Packers got an early lead. And lay down they did, because they’re just that kind of team.
Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston got his first sack of the season in the fourth quarter of a 51-23 blowout loss. Naturally, he had to celebrate!
On Sunday, the Chicago Bears did what losers do when they realize they’re losers and have nothing more to play for. They imploded. So long til next year, Bears!
The Chicago Bears are a bunch of wife beaters. Seriously. Former general manager Jerry Angelo admitted that he concealed hundreds of cases of domestic abuse.
Lamarr Houston is not happy with Chicago Bears fans because they’re jumping off the bandwagon a little earlier than normal. He let them know it too.
You want Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears highlights? Well, we’ve got some of the best ones from the greatest rivalry in the NFL right here.
On Monday, Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett slammed teammate Kyle Fuller to the ground. On Tuesday, he got suspended by the team. Implosion!
The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.
The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.
The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.
Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.
The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.
Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!
They’re real angry that Julius Peppers left the Chicago Bears and signed with the Green Bay Packers. At least this idiot is. Watch him burn his jersey.