Chicago Bears
NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers
May 24th
What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.
Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro
May 22nd
Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.
Aaron Rodgers, No One Else Thinks Bears will Miss Brian Urlacher
Mar 26th
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.
Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced
Mar 21st
The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.
The Bears Are After a Tight End
Mar 5th
The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.
First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!
Feb 27th
The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.
Bears New Coach Doesn’t Care About Beating Packers
Feb 22nd
Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman is a sharp guy. He demonstrated that on Thursday when he pretty much said he didn’t know who the Green Bay Packers were.
Here’s the Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears Meme
Feb 16th
There’s already a Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears meme featuring everyone’s favorite hangdog expression, Jay Cutler.
Chicago Bears RV Here, Gone [Photos]
Jan 29th
There was supposedly a Chicago Bears-themed RV for sale on Craigslist. Well, that appears to be a scam. We have the pics of this mythical vehicle for you anyway.
Bears New Head Coach is… a Guy From the CFL!
Jan 16th
The Chicago Bears struck gold today when they hired a guy from the CFL who no one else wanted to be their head coach. Here’s the file on Marc Trestman.
Packers Coordinator Interviewing For Bears Coaching Job Today
Jan 10th
How’s this for timing? Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Tom Clements will interview for the Chicago Bears open head coaching job today.
They Didn’t Think Much of Lovie Smith in Illinois
Jan 2nd
Some people were surprised the Chicago Bears fired Lovie Smith. Those people do not reside in the state of Illinois, a disparity of opinion that amuses us.
Bears Interested in Packers OC Tom Clements
Jan 2nd
The Chicago Bears need a new coach and they may be trying to poach Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Tom Clements to fill that position.
Lovie Smith Out in Chicago
Dec 31st
The Chicago Bears will be sucking ass with a new coach next season. The Bears canned Lovie Smith this morning after missing the playoffs for the second straight season.
Mike Ditka is a Packers Fan
Dec 19th
Former Chicago Bears coach and player Mike Ditka is a Green Bay Packers fan because, well, why wouldn’t he be?
Epic Jay Cutler Jersey
Dec 18th
Making fun of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler never gets old. Here’s one of the better personalized Jay Cutler jerseys we’ve seen in the wild.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Bears
Dec 17th
Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers win over the Chicago Bears, including Clay Matthews return and Jay Cutler failures.
Packers Knock Out Bears
Dec 17th
The Green Bay Packers have put the Chicago Bears out of their misery just like we thought they would. Here’s how the 21-13 win for the NFC North went down.
Packers vs. Bears: What to Watch For
Dec 15th
Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears — here’s your need to know, including Clay Matthews’ return, Jay Cutler’s sore vag, the battle of the crap mouthes and fudgepackers.
Great Moments in Packers vs. Bears
Dec 14th
The Green Bay Packers rivalry with the Chicago Bears has produced many great moments. Here are some of the greatest.