Chicago Bears

Here’s the Chicago Bears’ Season in a Nutshell

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston got his first sack of the season in the fourth quarter of a 51-23 blowout loss. Naturally, he had to celebrate!

The Chicago Bears Have Imploded

Cutty!

On Sunday, the Chicago Bears did what losers do when they realize they’re losers and have nothing more to play for. They imploded. So long til next year, Bears!

The Chicago Bears are Wife Beaters

Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears are a bunch of wife beaters. Seriously. Former general manager Jerry Angelo admitted that he concealed hundreds of cases of domestic abuse.

Here’s Where a Chicago Bears Player Tells the Fans Off

Lamarr Houston tells Bears fans off

Lamarr Houston is not happy with Chicago Bears fans because they’re jumping off the bandwagon a little earlier than normal. He let them know it too.

Because it’s Chicago Bears Week: These Highlights

Chicago Bears meme

You want Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears highlights? Well, we’ve got some of the best ones from the greatest rivalry in the NFL right here.

Meanwhile, Chicago Bears are Fighting Amongst Themselves

Martellus Bennett and Kyle Fuller

On Monday, Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett slammed teammate Kyle Fuller to the ground. On Tuesday, he got suspended by the team. Implosion!

Chicago Bears Already Planning Championship Parade

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.

Why the Chicago Bears Suck

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The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.

The Bears Were After Mike Neal

Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.

Matt Forte is Tired of Losing to the Green Bay Packers, Dammit!

Matt Forte

Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.

Jared Allen: Obviously Not Concerned About Winning

Jared Allen fucks sheep

Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!

Here’s a Chicago Bears Fan Burning his Julius Peppers Jersey

Chicago Bears fan burns Julius Peppers jersey

They’re real angry that Julius Peppers left the Chicago Bears and signed with the Green Bay Packers. At least this idiot is. Watch him burn his jersey.

Julius Peppers Drank in Lambeau Field

Julius Peppers signs with the Packers

Julius Peppers signed his contract with the Green Bay Packers this morning and then walked around Lambeau Field, where winners play. That, the best tweet and Chicago Bears fans.

Packers Backup QB Plan: Josh McCown?

Josh McCown

The Green Bay Packers learned what life was like without Aaron Rodgers in 2013. So maybe they need a backup plan. How about Josh McCown of the rival Bears?

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Great Tweets About the Chicago Bears

Randall Cobb wins it for the Green Bay Packers

People had plenty to say about the Chicago Bears meltdown against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Here are some of our favorite reactions. Plus, Tecmo Bowl!

Six More Thoughts on Packers Win Over the Bears

Sad Brandon Marshall

Here’s another look at the Green Bay Packers 33-28 win over the Chicago Bears, including thoughts on Chris Conte, Tramon Williams, Sam Shields and Nick Perry.

Relive the Glory of the Green Bay Packers’ Final Touchdown

Aaron Rodgers to Randall Cobb

You know how it ended, but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to watch the Green Bay Packers’ final touchdown to beat the Chicago Bears again and again. Here you go.

Here Are Some Cool Stats About Packers vs. Bears

Packers vs. Bears

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears. NFC North. Greatest rivalry of all time. Here are some cool stats about Packers vs. Bears.