Hey, we’ve got nothing better to do and we know you don’t either, so we figured we throw together the newest shots we have of the queen of Green Bay Packers WAGs, Destiny Newton. Newton is dating quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Let’s not fuck around. The best thing about the Green Bay Packers playing the San Diego Chargers in the Golden State is this — Charger Girls! We’ve got a gallery of those gorgeous bodies. And no offense to the GB or Norb’s cheerleaders, this is what’s going on!
Since we’ve got nothing better to do, we put together a bunch of photos of cheerleaders in Halloween costumes from Sunday’s NFL action. Happy Halloween!
What more do we need to say? We’ve found a new porn star from Wisconsin. How, you ask? Because she was sporting her allegiance on Twitter — Green Bay Packers, through and through. Check the gallery we pulled together!
Total Packers childhood crush Alyssa Milano has a line of Green Bay Packers gear. She models it herself. We think you know where this is going. Gallery of hot chick wearing Packers gear! Yeehaa!
We’ve got more photos of Brandie Underwood, Green Bay Packers safety Brandon Underwood’s wife. Again, we’ll ponder the question. Hot or not?
Victoria’s Secret has released some skimpy, new NFL garb for the ladies. We’ve got a look at the Green Bay Packers entry in the collection and, more importantly, a photo of the hot chick who’s modeling it.
Once again we’ve found a way to combine three of our favorite things — Green Bay Packers football, beer and hot broads. As usual, the winner is you.
Just in case you need a slight distraction from all of the lunacy of free agency, here’s model Jaime Edmondson’s latest tribute to the Green Bay Packers. We think you’ll enjoy it.
Brandie Underwood is Green Bay Packers defensive back Brandon Underwood’s wife. We were introduced to her when Brandon got all disorderly with her, but we can’t quite decide if she’s hot. Please help.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler may not get it done on the football field, but his broad, Kristin Cavallari, gets it done off the field. Check out her bikini body in this gallery.
We’ve got a sexy little treat for you this fine Friday morning — one of our favorite Green Bay Packers fans, Ashlynn Brooke. If you’re unfamiliar with Ashlynn or her work, get over to Google or just click the link above to check out her site. I will warn you, it’s decidedly unsafe for both […]
The other day I did a little interview with Betty Confidential, which is a site for broads that talks about things only broads are interested in. The topic — how to pick up a guy at a Super Bowl party. A good topic, I thought. Most seasons, I’m really only going to a Super Bowl […]
You know how we feel about porn stars, and broads in general, here at Total Packers. We like them! So, when we can combine the Green Bay Packers and broads, well… I’ve got a humongous erection right now. Charlie Lane is a porn star. She’s also from Wisconsin. She also likes the Green Bay Packers. […]
Stop the presses, people! There was a Jonas brother at the Green Bay Packers game on Sunday. Specifically, it was Joe. Yeah, I know. I don’t care either. I’ve never heard it, but I’ve been told Joe and his brothers play some sort of bullshit, teeny-bopper music that makes young girls swoon. That being said, […]
Even though we didn’t get any credit for it, I’m sure we’re at least indirectly responsible for Ashlynn Brooke‘s Friday appearance on ESPN Milwaukee’s The D-List. After all, would any of these sheltered fools even realize she was a Green Bay Packers fan if it wasn’t for us? No. No, they wouldn’t. Brooke was No. […]
A little something to get you fired up for the Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers. Jaime Edmondson is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader and The Smoking Jacket, Playboy’s mainstream site, recently did a shoot with her modeling Victoria’s Secret’s new line of women’s NFL fashions. She sported gear from several teams in addition to […]
Hey, it’s the slow part of the offseason, so we’re going to make sure to bring you as much news revolving around our primary non-Green Bay Packers interest — broads — as possible. We’ve told you about Matthew Stafford’s broad and Aaron Rodgers’ broads and now we’re going to tell you about Minnesota Vikings running […]
There are very few things in life that come close to the Green Bay Packers. Good whiskey and hot broads are really the only two things that come to mind. With that in mind, we sometimes like to combine some of our favorite things here at Total Packers. I mean, hell, I’m soused on whiskey […]
Because I like hot broads and the pursuit of hot broads nearly as much as I like Green Bay Packers football, here’s another one from the Aaron Rodgers is the Man files. It seems the Green Bay Packers quarterback has moved on from girls in Vegas clubs and country music singers who share names with […]