Brett Favre
More Details Emerge On The Brett Favre Divorce
Jul 15th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is a megalomaniacal prima donna, this we know. We all knew he wanted to stick it to the Green Bay Packers when they decided to move on, even though he said he didn’t. Despite his previous denial that his move to Minnesota wasn’t about revenge, Favre now admits he wanted [...]
The Losers In Minnesota Keep Lining Up
Jul 12th
If we only had a firing squad here at Total Packers, we’d all be much better off. That way, when these ignorant, moronic, mouth breathers from Minnesota line up for their latest Brett Favre stunt, we could do society and future generations a favor. Frankly, the stench of idiocy emanating from Minnesota never ceases to [...]
Remember That Brett Favre Video?
Jul 6th
If you read this blog, you surely remember the video from St. Paul Pioneer Press Columnist Jim Ragsdale, who, in a lame attempt at humor, made a video plea for quarterback Brett Favre to come back to the Minnesota Vikings. If you didn’t see it, our title for that post was: Another Stupid Brett Favre [...]
Another Stupid Brett Favre Plea From Another Stupid Minnesotan
Jul 1st
Clearly, those idiots to the west don’t know how this Brett Favre thing works. Granted, this will only be the second year of Favre’s tenure with the Minnesota Vikings, and Vikings fans are the most ignorant lot in all of professional sports fandom, so maybe we should give them a break… No, that’s a terrible [...]
Athlete Style Fails: Brett Favre
Jun 30th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has never been known as a fashion plate. I’ve never seen him wear a tie, he always has an old t-shirt and baseball cap on during press conferences, and he endorses Wrangler jeans, which sums things up pretty nicely. In short, he has no taste, which is obvious when you [...]
Vikings Shiancoe: Nothing Will Change On Offense Without Favre
Jun 24th
Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe thinks the team’s offense will be the same whether it’s Brett Favre or Tarvaris Jackson behind center. That’s right, the wunderkind Tarvaris Jackson. I about shit myself, before laughing hysterically, when I read that statement. OK, so maybe Shiancoe didn’t say exactly that, but he did say this. “Nothing [...]
Face It, Brett Favre Will Never Be A Green Bay Packer Again
Jun 4th
I was holding out a small bit of hope that Brett Favre might again, at some point during my lifetime, be considered a member of the Green Bay Packers’ family. It would be a magical time when we could all just pretend he never stabbed anyone in the back, wasn’t an egomaniacal, selfish prick only [...]
Brett Favre’s Ankle: X Marks The Spot
May 24th
Now that we all know Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre has had ankle surgery and we know where he’s vulnerable, some players have taken note. New Orleans’ Saints safety Darren Sharper has publicly stated what a lot of defenders around the NFC North have to be thinking. Well y’all seen Brett had surgery on that [...]
Any Reason To Laugh At Brett Favre…
May 23rd
We’ll take. Actually, no. We really feel bad for Brett Favre because he hasn’t been in the media enough lately. People aren’t paying enough attention to Brett Favre. Brett Favre will be disappointed if we don’t mention Brett Favre three times in this sentence… Brett Favre. Anyway, here’s a Brett Favre commercial we just discovered. [...]
Favre Readies For Return, Has Ankle Surgery
May 21st
We told you so. Despite tying his return to the Minnesota Vikings to the fate of the Southern Miss baseball team earlier this week, Brett Favre went ahead and had ankle surgery on Friday. The surgery clears the way for Favre to play football in 2010. While he hasn’t formally said he’ll do so, we [...]
Favre Will Play If Southern Miss Makes CWS… Right
May 21st
This makes total and complete sense. Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre visited with the Southern Miss baseball team on Thursday and told the team if they make it back to the College World Series for the second year in a row, he’ll play one more season. Southern Miss is 31-20 and will need to win [...]
Brett Favre Will Take Your Hard-Earned Money
May 21st
Worked hard for that paycheck, didn’t you? Dealt with all kinds of bullshit from clients and customers, had to listen to your cunting boss blather on incompetently all week, had to work more hours than you cared to for a salary lower than you deserve, didn’t you? Now that you have your paycheck in your [...]
For The Last Fucking Time, Don’t Tell Me Who’s A Real Packers Fan Or How To Feel About Brett Favre
May 14th
Every time we write something about Lord Brett Favre some idiot comments and chastises Packers fans who no longer like or support the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback. Without fail, someone will say something like this: any Packers fan that doesn’t like Brett Favre isn’t a real Packers fan. It’s something Favre said himself when he went [...]
The Latest In Brett Favre Rumor Mongering
May 13th
Brett Favre won’t have ankle surgery! That’s the word from Charley Walters of the Pioneer Press, who decided to give the news, or rumor, the following one line in yesterday’s column. Hot rumor is that QB Brett Favre will decline to have left ankle surgery as recommended by an orthopedist. What that means for his [...]
Making Brett Favre Predictions
May 4th
Yes, we still think Brett Favre will play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings this year despite any sort of surgery he may have to have. With that said, this whole deal of making predictions or sitting around and waiting until Favre makes a decision is often an entertaining business. For example, I had to chuckle [...]
Barnett Wants Another Shot At Favre
May 2nd
Green Bay Packers’ linebacker Nick Barnett put the memo out via Twitter — he wants another shot at Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. Somebody tell Brett to have that surgery so I can make up for last year!!! As we reported on Thursday, Favre will need ankle surgery if he plans to play in 2010. [...]
What A Real Packers Fan Thinks About Brett Favre
May 1st
You probably know how we feel about Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. If you don’t, then you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re a scumbag Vikings’ fan. With that said, this video delighted me. The description reads like this: So while at south by southwest, I was filming for work. This guy saw my [...]
Favre Needs Ankle Surgery To Play
Apr 30th
Much like it did last offseason, the debate around whether or not Brett Favre will play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings will center on whether or not Favre elects to have surgery. Last year Favre needed to have a torn biceps tendon repaired to play. This year he’ll need surgery on the grotesquely swollen ankle [...]
Favre Still Hurting, But Vikings Think He’ll Play Two More Years
Apr 24th
Will he or won’t he? It has pretty much been a foregone conclusion around these parts that Lord Brett Favre would return for the 2010 season to play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. But not so fast, apparently. Steve Mariucci, Favre’s quarterbacks coach during his early years with the Green Bay Packers and close friend, [...]
Favre Gives Vikings Wranglers, No Answers
Apr 16th
He hasn’t decided if he’ll return for a second season, but Brett Favre did let his Minnesota Vikings’ teammates know one thing this week — he’s a cheap ass mofo. Players participating in offseason workouts — obviously, this wouldn’t include Favre — returned to team headquarters in Eden Prairie, Minn., to find a pair of [...]