Brett Favre
The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See
Oct 7th
You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his [...]
Who’s Happier Brett Favre Came Back This Year, Me Or Brett Favre?
Sep 21st
I’ll tell you who’s happier Brett Favre came back this season. Me. The most despicable franchise in the history of anything, the Minnesota Vikings, are 0-2, two games behind the Green Bay Packers in the NFC North and seemingly ready to implode. I know Favre certainly isn’t happy about that and neither is the rest [...]
Brett Favre: Old Man In The Rain
Sep 9th
I thought it appropriate to pass on this story in anticipation of tonight’s season-opening (finally!) tilt between Brett Favre’s Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints. Some of you may well be pulling for the old gray mare. I, of course, will be pulling for him to get killed (although slightly less so than usual, [...]
Terrell Owens Says Something Smart
Sep 8th
That would be a headline in and of itself because, let’s face it, most of the things that come out of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Terrell Owens’ mouth either aren’t too bright or aren’t worth listening to. That alone wouldn’t get Owens a mention on this blog, however. No, Owens would either have to say something [...]
What Can The Vikings Expect From Favre?
Aug 22nd
That’s the $16.5 million question, I guess. Brett Favre had the best season of his career at age 40 for the Minnesota Vikings, last season. He threw for 4,202 yards, the third highest total of his career. He threw for 33 touchdowns, which is tied for the fourth highest in his career. Most impressively, he [...]
Stephen Colbert On Brett Favre
Aug 21st
Stephen Colbert gives his own unique take on Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre and his latest return to football. If you watch The Colbert Report, you know it’s going to be awesome. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Brett Favre Returns to Football www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News [...]
Like The Rest Of Us, Favre Has No Respect For Brad Childress
Aug 20th
Apparently, the real reason Brett Favre was thinking about not returning to the Minnesota Vikings had nothing to do with his health. Favre, like the rest of us, has no respect for Vikings’ coach Brad Childress. It makes you wonder — what does it say when a guy who no one has any respect for, [...]
Rod Woodson: No Respect For Favre
Aug 19th
Add Hall of Famer Rod Woodson to the growing list of people who have no respect for Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Woodson called out Favre and the Vikings on NFL Total Access, on Tuesday. “This five-year saga, I think, is played out,” Woodson said. “I think a lot of veterans in the National Football [...]
Brett Favre: Not About Money
Aug 18th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre does not play for money, but he will sure as hell take that additional $3.5 million you want to throw at him. No, Brett Favre clearly stated earlier this month that if Brett Favre came back to the Minnesota Vikings, he would not be coming back for the money. The [...]
All It Took For Brett Favre To Return Was A Tug Job From Jared Allen
Aug 17th
Brett Favre is a stupid fucking scumbag, but we’re contractually bound to tell you he’s going to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season. Favre boarded a plane earlier today, which is said to be on its way to Minnesota. We hope it crashes. Even though the Vikings were feigning ignorance — which, let’s face [...]
Brett Favre: Forgotten
Aug 16th
I think I’ll just let the photo do the talking. But not before adding, I love it. From As Seen In WI.
Brett Favre Just Needed His Ego Massaged
Aug 9th
You all remember when Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was going to retire. I mean, retire for the third time, this year, for good. Then he changed his mind, again. Oh, and he lied about it. Favre sent text messages to teammates informing them he was going to hang it up, which prompted all the [...]
Who Wants To See Brett Favre’s Cock?
Aug 4th
Not Jenn Sterger, apparently. It appears Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, sent Sterger unsolicited cell phone photos of his cock. Normally I make things like this up, but in this case, it is reportedly true. While I could care less about Brett Favre or any man’s cock, I do [...]
This Brett Favre Bullshit Is Far From Over
Aug 4th
We should have known better and we probably did, but both Judd Zulgad of the Minneapolis Star Tribune and Jay Glazer of Fox Sports are typically pretty reliable guys. So, when they said Brett Favre told people within the Minnesota Vikings organization he was retiring, we leaned towards believing them. Of course, in the back [...]
Brett Favre To Retire
Aug 3rd
Somehow I find this hard to believe, but the Minneapolis Star Tribune is reporting that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has started to inform people within the organization he’s going to retire. Jay Glazer is reporting that Favre is citing the wear and tear on his body as the reason he’s hanging it up and has [...]
LeRoy Butler Pities Brett Favre
Jul 29th
Former Green Bay Packers safety LeRoy Butler has always been outspoken when it comes to the subject of Brett Favre. Last year, he told Jim Rome he’d retire before playing for the Minnesota Vikings. Today, Butler said he pities Favre because he can’t find anything to do with his life other than play football. “I [...]
Brett Favre May Play Until He’s 50
Jul 27th
Because frankly, we have nothing better to do at the moment — and neither does the national media, who NEED some sort of Brett Favre story, while they wait for Brett Favre to tell them Brett Favre is going to play in 2010 — we’ll bring you this. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre says maybe [...]
Brett Favre And Vuvuzelas = Awesome
Jul 25th
This is, in a word, awesome. Our favorite Minnesota Vikings quarterback not named Tarvaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels has some breaking news for you. Brett Favre. It’s awesome! Originally posted at another place that’s awesome, Cheesehead TV.
Brett Favre Is Saddened, Might Cry
Jul 22nd
His Lord and Majesty Brett Favre couldn’t go one day without any Brett Favre news, so he had to do what he does best, and manufacture some. In a recent Men’s Journal feature, Favre’s agent, Bus Cook, called Favre a drama queen, which, as we all know, is waaaaaaaaaay off base. What did Favre do [...]
Not Even Bus Cook Likes Brett Favre
Jul 19th
Maybe that’s an overstatement. We know one thing — Bus Cook likes Brett Favre’s money. However, Cook, who is Favre’s agent, clearly doesn’t think much of Favre’s antics when it comes to dealing with the media, according to Favre’s recent Men’s Journal interview. Cook takes exception with Favre telling ESPN’s Ed Werder he needs ankle [...]