Brett Favre

Will Brett Favre Get Through Four Quarters?

We’re not sure if Brett Favre will get through four quarters in tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings matchup, but we’re pretty sure his drawers will be OK.

Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!

It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings’ coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time […]

It’s Favreday!

And why not? The hype machine is spinning out of control, and we’re having trouble keeping up with it, so we thought we’d rename Friday, Favreday just to catch you up. So what Favrelous things have transpired, you say? Well, some pretty interesting things related to the Green Bay Packers’ and Minnesota Vikings’ Monday Night […]

Get To Know A Viking: Bizarro Brett

We all know about Brett Favre. Thanks to the breathless coverage and retellings of his life story over the past two decades, we know all about him. We know his middle name is frickin’ Lorenzo. We know all about his family and his wife’s cancer survival and activism. Many of us can recite his accomplishments […]

Why Fret About Brett?

AP Photo/Jim Mone

Let me pose a question. Why fret about Brett? Really. I admit there has been a lot of hype and drama over the last year and a half; even the last five years with Brett Favre’s “will he or won’t he retire” game. Personally, I was really upset over Brett’s decision to retire from the […]

The Brett Favre Effect

Greg Lewis

They may not be able to sell many more season tickets because, let’s face it, the Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the world, but they are a hell of a lot better team with Brett Favre playing quarterback. Despite what I think of him personally, Favre’s game-winning throw to Greg Lewis yesterday was […]

Has Favre Put the Packers On the Hot Seat?

Brett Favre

Sometimes, well… most of the time, no… all of the time, we wish Brett Favre would just keep his piehole shut. No, this has nothing to do with his aw shucks, good-ole-boy act or what he is or isn’t saying to Green Bay Packers fans. This has to do with very serious consequences the Packers […]

How Much More Ridiculous Can This Brett Favre Shit Get?

AP Photo/Mark Duncan

Very, apparently. While sifting through the usual crap in my inbox this morning, I happened upon a press release from some knucklehead named Chris Carriveau, who is heading up a “purification ceremony” at the “BLACK SUNDAY EVENT” Saturday, Oct. 31 — the day before Brett Favre returns to Lambeau Field to play the Green Bay […]

What Brett Favre Told Packers Fans

From where I stand there is one big thing missing from this ridiculous Brett Favre saga – an acceptable message from him directly to Green Bay Packers’ fans. Doesn’t anyone think Favre owes Packers’ fans an explanation? Favre has enjoyed arguably the best career of any Packers’ player. Sure, he gave the Packers a lot, […]

Favre May Not Play 16, Addresses Team

Brett Favre

Some interesting news came out of Minnesota today. Former Green Bay Packers quarterback and current Minnesota Vikings scumbag Brett Favre said that he may not be able to play all 16 games this year. That is, not that he doesn’t want to play all 16, but more that he would sit if his health isn’t […]

Favre Looks Solid, Unspectacular on Monday Night

Brett Favre Adrian Peterson

As most fans and former fans of Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre, I had one eye on Reliant Stadium in Houston tonight, when the Vikings took on the Houston Texans. After Favre’s less-than-stellar debut for the Vikings last week (1-for-4, 4 yards), I think some of us were hoping Favre was washed up, that perhaps […]

Favre a Dividing Force in Minnesota?

Brett Favre

Well, you had to know this would happen. It appears that one Brett Favre is creating “issues” or perhaps a “schism” in the Minnesota Vikings locker room, something that can only be good for the Green Bay Packers and the rest of the NFC North. ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported that several Vikings favor the team’s […]

Brett Favre’s Magical Debut!

Brett Favre made his Minnesota Vikings’ debut tonight. In front of thousands of frenzied Vikings’ fans, he and the rest of the Minnesota Vikings’ first teamers promptly laid an egg. What a great start to what is already being called an historic season by Minnesota faithful. The game is still in progress, but a YouTube […]

Who Can Get Enough of Brett Favre?

Not us, that’s for sure. Hell, you would think we’re ESPN with as much coverage as we give that asshole. However, today we have something a little less serious for everyone’s favorite Minnesota Vikings/ex-Green Bay Packers quarterback, Brett Favre. This week’s previous posts on Favre and the Vikings can be found: The Difference Between the […]

Illustrating The Vikings Chances: Brett Favre Statistical Breakdown

A lot has been said about what Brett Favre will mean to the Minnesota Vikings. Certainly, I think it’s fair to say the Vikings are now the favorite to win the division. Some pundits have tapped them as the favorite to win the Super Bowl. But hold the phone. The Vikings were going to be […]

Douchey Bears Fan Has a Point: Ashton Kutcher Rips Favre

Though he played one on TV, Ashton Kutcher is no Green Bay Packers’ fan. He is a well known bottom feeder, Chicago Bears fan. But today, he had the Packer Nation’s back as he ripped Brett Favre from inside a nice, yet not over the top set trailer. See the video below. Kutcher brings up […]

Reports: Favre to Sign with Vikings Today

Well, that was quick. After opening the door on the Brett Favre saga again yesterday when Jay Glazer reported he thought Favre would sign with the Minnesota Vikings, that very scenario is apparently unfolding right now. Favre boarded a plane in Hattiesburg, Miss. this morning bound for St. Paul. According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, […]

Hey, Remember Me? I’m Brett Favre

Yeah, just when we thought we wouldn’t have to mention the name Brett Favre again… Well, let’s be honest. We knew we were going to have to mention Favre again. We knew we were going to have to talk about Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings. And so today it starts in earnest again. Fox […]

Brett Favre in Denver?

Brett Favre Wrangler

Brett Favre has been spotted in Denver. How do we know this? Total Packers was sent this report originally posted on the Mile High Report. While I have no reason to doubt Brett Favre is indeed in Denver, it’s highly unlikely he’d make any sort of comeback-related trip without first alerting Rachel Nichols and ESPN. […]

Brett Favre – The Aftermath

Only God can save me now.

Now we survey the wreckage. Brett Favre’s decision to remain retired instead of joining the Minnesota Vikings, has some serious ramifications. The Vikings organization… hahahahahahahhahahaha!… sorry, lost my train of thought. Oh yeah, the Vikings. Let’s start at the top, with the chief bonehead. Vikings coach Brad Childress released a statement yesterday, saying the Favre […]