Brett Favre
Favre Bowl II Stupidity Begins to Ramp Up
Oct 21st
I’ve blogged before about the idiotic heights some Green Bay Packers’ fans are reaching in anticipation of Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre’s return to Lambeau Field on Nov. 1. In September, Chris Carriveau announced a “purification ceremony” at a “Black Sunday Event” Oct. 31, at which fans can toss their Favre Packers paraphernalia into a [...]
Rollin’ Out The Red Carpet For Brett Favre
Oct 16th
On November 1st, the city of Green Bay will be rolling out the red carpet for a Viking. That’s right, Mayor Jim Schmitt is hell-bent on welcoming Brett Favre with open arms.
Brett Favre – Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Oct 15th
Remember who Brett Favre’s best team is? Nope, it isn’t the 1996 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers that featured Reggie White, Keith Jackson, Antonio Freeman, Sean Jones, LeRoy Butler, etc., etc. It’s this year’s version of the Minnesota Vikings – at least that’s what he told us earlier this week. Not surprisingly, there were [...]
Favre Goat Woman Found Guilty
Oct 14th
Straight out of the Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Files comes this: a woman who was transporting a purple, spray-painted goat with Brett Favre’s number 4 shaved into it was found guilty on Tuesday. The goat was tied up in the trunk of her car. Guilty of stupidity. Actually, as part of plea deal, 21-year-old [...]
It’s True – Deanna Favre Loves Us As Much As We Love Her
Oct 14th
I’m not really one to throw a guy’s wife under the bus for his petty, ignorant, disgusting decisions, but let’s be honest with ourselves – Deanna Favre had just as much to do with Brett Favre leaving the Green Bay Packers and eventually winding up with the Minnesota Vikings as Brett Favre did. You know [...]
2009 Vikings: Favre’s Best Team Ever
Oct 13th
During media comments following the Minnesota Vikings’ 38-10 drubbing of the St. Louis Rams on Sunday, quarterback Brett Favre made some waves by saying the team was the best he’s ever played on. “I think, physically and from a talent level, this is the best team I’ve ever been on,” Favre said. But Favre didn’t [...]
Vikings Art Football Celebrates Favre’s Packers Accomplishments
Oct 7th
See Vikings fans, now that you have our old gunslinger wearing your hideous uniform, you might as well co-opt all the past success Green Bay had with him too.
Will Brett Favre Get Through Four Quarters?
Oct 5th
We’re not sure if Brett Favre will get through four quarters in tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings matchup, but we’re pretty sure his drawers will be OK.
Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!
Oct 2nd
It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings’ coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time [...]
It’s Favreday!
Oct 2nd
And why not? The hype machine is spinning out of control, and we’re having trouble keeping up with it, so we thought we’d rename Friday, Favreday just to catch you up. So what Favrelous things have transpired, you say? Well, some pretty interesting things related to the Green Bay Packers’ and Minnesota Vikings’ Monday Night [...]
Get To Know A Viking: Bizarro Brett
Oct 1st
We all know about Brett Favre. Thanks to the breathless coverage and retellings of his life story over the past two decades, we know all about him. We know his middle name is frickin’ Lorenzo. We know all about his family and his wife’s cancer survival and activism. Many of us can recite his accomplishments [...]
Why Fret About Brett?
Sep 30th
Let me pose a question. Why fret about Brett? Really. I admit there has been a lot of hype and drama over the last year and a half; even the last five years with Brett Favre’s “will he or won’t he retire” game. Personally, I was really upset over Brett’s decision to retire from the [...]
The Brett Favre Effect
Sep 28th
They may not be able to sell many more season tickets because, let’s face it, the Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the world, but they are a hell of a lot better team with Brett Favre playing quarterback. Despite what I think of him personally, Favre’s game-winning throw to Greg Lewis yesterday was [...]
Has Favre Put the Packers On the Hot Seat?
Sep 25th
Sometimes, well… most of the time, no… all of the time, we wish Brett Favre would just keep his piehole shut. No, this has nothing to do with his aw shucks, good-ole-boy act or what he is or isn’t saying to Green Bay Packers fans. This has to do with very serious consequences the Packers [...]
How Much More Ridiculous Can This Brett Favre Shit Get?
Sep 15th
Very, apparently. While sifting through the usual crap in my inbox this morning, I happened upon a press release from some knucklehead named Chris Carriveau, who is heading up a “purification ceremony” at the “BLACK SUNDAY EVENT” Saturday, Oct. 31 — the day before Brett Favre returns to Lambeau Field to play the Green Bay [...]
What Brett Favre Told Packers Fans
Sep 12th
From where I stand there is one big thing missing from this ridiculous Brett Favre saga – an acceptable message from him directly to Green Bay Packers’ fans. Doesn’t anyone think Favre owes Packers’ fans an explanation? Favre has enjoyed arguably the best career of any Packers’ player. Sure, he gave the Packers a lot, [...]
Favre May Not Play 16, Addresses Team
Sep 9th
Some interesting news came out of Minnesota today. Former Green Bay Packers quarterback and current Minnesota Vikings scumbag Brett Favre said that he may not be able to play all 16 games this year. That is, not that he doesn’t want to play all 16, but more that he would sit if his health isn’t [...]
Favre Looks Solid, Unspectacular on Monday Night
Aug 31st
As most fans and former fans of Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre, I had one eye on Reliant Stadium in Houston tonight, when the Vikings took on the Houston Texans. After Favre’s less-than-stellar debut for the Vikings last week (1-for-4, 4 yards), I think some of us were hoping Favre was washed up, that perhaps [...]
Favre a Dividing Force in Minnesota?
Aug 26th
Well, you had to know this would happen. It appears that one Brett Favre is creating “issues” or perhaps a “schism” in the Minnesota Vikings locker room, something that can only be good for the Green Bay Packers and the rest of the NFC North. ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported that several Vikings favor the team’s [...]
Brett Favre’s Magical Debut!
Aug 21st
Brett Favre made his Minnesota Vikings’ debut tonight. In front of thousands of frenzied Vikings’ fans, he and the rest of the Minnesota Vikings’ first teamers promptly laid an egg. What a great start to what is already being called an historic season by Minnesota faithful. The game is still in progress, but a YouTube [...]