Brett Favre

Vikings Shiancoe: Nothing Will Change On Offense Without Favre

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe thinks the team’s offense will be the same whether it’s Brett Favre or Tarvaris Jackson behind center. That’s right, the wunderkind Tarvaris Jackson. I about shit myself, before laughing hysterically, when I read that statement. OK, so maybe Shiancoe didn’t say exactly that, but he did say this. “Nothing […]

Face It, Brett Favre Will Never Be A Green Bay Packer Again

I was holding out a small bit of hope that Brett Favre might again, at some point during my lifetime, be considered a member of the Green Bay Packers’ family. It would be a magical time when we could all just pretend he never stabbed anyone in the back, wasn’t an egomaniacal, selfish prick only […]

Brett Favre’s Ankle: X Marks The Spot

Now that we all know Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre has had ankle surgery and we know where he’s vulnerable, some players have taken note. New Orleans’ Saints safety Darren Sharper has publicly stated what a lot of defenders around the NFC North have to be thinking. Well y’all seen Brett had surgery on that […]

Any Reason To Laugh At Brett Favre…

We’ll take. Actually, no. We really feel bad for Brett Favre because he hasn’t been in the media enough lately. People aren’t paying enough attention to Brett Favre. Brett Favre will be disappointed if we don’t mention Brett Favre three times in this sentence… Brett Favre. Anyway, here’s a Brett Favre commercial we just discovered. […]

Favre Readies For Return, Has Ankle Surgery

We told you so. Despite tying his return to the Minnesota Vikings to the fate of the Southern Miss baseball team earlier this week, Brett Favre went ahead and had ankle surgery on Friday. The surgery clears the way for Favre to play football in 2010. While he hasn’t formally said he’ll do so, we […]

Favre Will Play If Southern Miss Makes CWS… Right

This makes total and complete sense. Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre visited with the Southern Miss baseball team on Thursday and told the team if they make it back to the College World Series for the second year in a row, he’ll play one more season. Southern Miss is 31-20 and will need to win […]

Brett Favre Will Take Your Hard-Earned Money

Worked hard for that paycheck, didn’t you? Dealt with all kinds of bullshit from clients and customers, had to listen to your cunting boss blather on incompetently all week, had to work more hours than you cared to for a salary lower than you deserve, didn’t you? Now that you have your paycheck in your […]

For The Last Fucking Time, Don’t Tell Me Who’s A Real Packers Fan Or How To Feel About Brett Favre

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Every time we write something about Lord Brett Favre some idiot comments and chastises Packers fans who no longer like or support the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback. Without fail, someone will say something like this: any Packers fan that doesn’t like Brett Favre isn’t a real Packers fan. It’s something Favre said himself when he went […]

The Latest In Brett Favre Rumor Mongering

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Brett Favre won’t have ankle surgery! That’s the word from Charley Walters of the Pioneer Press, who decided to give the news, or rumor, the following one line in yesterday’s column. Hot rumor is that QB Brett Favre will decline to have left ankle surgery as recommended by an orthopedist. What that means for his […]

Making Brett Favre Predictions

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Yes, we still think Brett Favre will play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings this year despite any sort of surgery he may have to have. With that said, this whole deal of making predictions or sitting around and waiting until Favre makes a decision is often an entertaining business. For example, I had to chuckle […]

Barnett Wants Another Shot At Favre

Green Bay Packers’ linebacker Nick Barnett put the memo out via Twitter — he wants another shot at Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. Somebody tell Brett to have that surgery so I can make up for last year!!! As we reported on Thursday, Favre will need ankle surgery if he plans to play in 2010. […]

What A Real Packers Fan Thinks About Brett Favre

You probably know how we feel about Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. If you don’t, then you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re a scumbag Vikings’ fan. With that said, this video delighted me. The description reads like this: So while at south by southwest, I was filming for work. This guy saw my […]

Favre Needs Ankle Surgery To Play

Much like it did last offseason, the debate around whether or not Brett Favre will play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings will center on whether or not Favre elects to have surgery. Last year Favre needed to have a torn biceps tendon repaired to play. This year he’ll need surgery on the grotesquely swollen ankle […]

Favre Still Hurting, But Vikings Think He’ll Play Two More Years

Will he or won’t he? It has pretty much been a foregone conclusion around these parts that Lord Brett Favre would return for the 2010 season to play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. But not so fast, apparently. Steve Mariucci, Favre’s quarterbacks coach during his early years with the Green Bay Packers and close friend, […]

Favre Gives Vikings Wranglers, No Answers

He hasn’t decided if he’ll return for a second season, but Brett Favre did let his Minnesota Vikings’ teammates know one thing this week — he’s a cheap ass mofo. Players participating in offseason workouts — obviously, this wouldn’t include Favre — returned to team headquarters in Eden Prairie, Minn., to find a pair of […]

Favre A Grandfather, Brittany Still Hot

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Minnesota Vikings’ and former Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Brett Favre is a grandfather. That’s right. His 21-year-old daughter Brittany recently gave birth to a son. Hey, they live in Mississippi – there’s nothing to do but drink and fuck. Those of you who live in Wisconsin should already know this. And those of you who […]

Favre Traded to Packers Because He Was A Drunk

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Then Green Bay Packers general manager Ron Wolf got a steal when he sent the 19th pick to the Atlanta Falcons for quarterback Brett Favre in 1992. Neither the Packers or Falcons knew then what Favre would become, but former Falcons coach Jerry Glanville says he decided to move Favre for one reason – he […]

A Sure Sign Brett Favre Will Play in 2010

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Not many of us who pay close attention to the comings and goings of Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre have much doubt he’ll play in 2010, but then, you don’t want to jump to conclusions until he says so himself. Today there is word out of New York, where the New York Jets signed running […]

Tractor Watch 2010 Continues

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In perhaps the most unshocking news of the offseason, Brett Favre told Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show” he still doesn’t know if he’ll play again next season, and made it clear a decision won’t be coming anytime soon. Pressed for his thoughts on playing in 2010, Favre said “Well Jay, it’s only been a […]

Guy Who Took Out Favre Ad = Idiot

Well, it turns out our suspicions have been confirmed. Ben Nelms, the guy from Madison who paid $1719.90 for a full-page color ad in the Hattiesburg American urging Brett Favre to play one more season for the Minnesota Vikings, is probably more ignorant than even the average Vikings fans. Deadspin broke down the Favre ad […]