Brandon Underwood
Underwood’s Chances Of Making Roster Just Got Slimmer
Aug 9th
Safety Brandon Underwood has a sprained knee that’s expected to sideline him for several weeks. If that’s correct, his chances of making the Green Bay Packers final roster aren’t looking good.
Which Packers Will Show Up Out Of Shape?
Jul 21st
An offseason with no one to watch over them is about to conclude. You can bet your ass some members of the Green Bay Packers will show up to training camp out of shape. Here are the odds-on favorites.
Jolly, Underwood Eras Should Officially End When Lockout Ends
Jul 12th
The Green Bay Packers use the term “Packer people” to describe the type of high-character guys they look for. Both Johnny Jolly and Brandon Underwood have proven to be otherwise and it will cost them.
Underwood’s Wife Changes Story
Jul 6th
Green Bay Packers defensive back Brandon Underwood didn’t have anything to say after today’s court appearance, but his wife Brandie sure did. Underwood is facing a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge stemming from an incident in June where he allegedly ripped a necklace off his wife’s neck and then dragged her from his vehicle.
Underwood Up To No Good: Part 2
Jul 6th
Maybe it’s the humidity, but Green Bay Packers cornerback Brandon Underwood just can’t stop doing stupid shit. Underwood, who was accused of sexual assault last summer after an incident involving two prostitutes — he would plead no contest to a prostitution charge in March — is now being charged with disorderly conduct.
Veteran Packers Who Should Be Worried
May 10th
The NFL Draft changes the face of every team’s roster and the Green Bay Packers are no exception, even though they’re the reigning Super Bowl champs. Several veterans will go into training camp to fight for a roster spot, while others will simply be let go during free agency. Here’s a look at which players [...]
Brandon Underwood’s Whores Charged
Mar 29th
Green Bay Packers cornerback/safety Brandon Underwood wasn’t the only one charged in connection with last summer’s post-Clay Matthews golf tournament late-night rendezvous/sexual assault fiasco. The two whores Underwood brought back to his Lake Delton condo that evening, and would later accuse him of assault, were charged with prostitution.
Brandon Underwood: No Contest Plea In Prostitution Case
Mar 3rd
The case involving Green Bay Packers defensive back Brandon Underwood has finally been resolved.
Underwood pleaded no contest to one count of prostitution after being accused of sexual assault by two gold-digging whores, last June. He appeared in Sauk County Circuit Court Wednesday, was found guilty and fined $379.
Whatever Happened To Brandon Underwood?
Dec 7th
Remember Brandon Underwood? During the summer, the Green Bay Packers were high on Underwood. Coach Mike McCarthy said he was the player who made the biggest second-year jump. Underwood came into training camp as the Packers nickel cornerback. Underwood played well during practice, but that didn’t carry over to the preseason games. Then he got [...]
Rejoice! Jarrett Bush Will Not Be Your Nickel Back!
Aug 5th
The bane of my personal existence as a Green Bay Packers fan over the past three seasons may finally be getting what every sane person who’s ever seen a football game thinks he deserves: a pink slip. I mean, let’s face it. Jarrett Bush is the worst cornerback in the history of history and yet [...]
Underwood Apologizes, Police Say Money Changed Hands
Jun 10th
On Wednesday, Green Bay Packers’ cornerback Brandon Underwood made two apologies — one in private to his teammates for causing a distraction and one in public to reporters. Underwood did not take questions during the media session, but did reiterate what he told teammates, specifically the six players who were questioned as part of the [...]
Underwood Won’t Be Charged With Sexual Assault, May Be Charged With Solicitation
Jun 8th
Never trust a whore. Those of us who dally in the arts — the art of picking up broads, that is — know it well, and now Green Bay Packers’ cornerback Brandon Underwood knows it, too. As expected, Underwood will not be charged with sexual assault, but he may be charged with solicitation of prostitution. [...]
Packers Not Happy With Underwood, But Charges Termed Problematic
Jun 7th
In the aftermath of the sexual assault allegations against Green Bay Packers’ cornerback Brandon Underwood several players have voiced their displeasure with the situation, while police say charges will be problematic. As for Underwood being brought up on charges, Lake Delton’s police chief told the Press Gazette he thinks charges will be problematic because there’s [...]
Underwood Up To No Good
Jun 6th
Green Bay Packers’ second-year cornerback Brandon Underwood is the player under investigation for a sexual assault that allegedly took place in Lake Delton this weekend, the Journal Sentinel reports. The alleged incident took place Saturday morning during a party at the Wilderness Resort Golf Cabins, after Clay Matthews hosted The McGovern Charity Golf Tournament in [...]
Brandon Underwood Making The Biggest Second-Year Jump
Jun 2nd
It’s only OTAs, but Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy made an interesting comment today just after I was done questioning the team’s cornerbacks. McCarthy told reporters cornerback Brandon Underwood, a sixth-round pick out of Cincinnati in 2009, has made the biggest jump from year one to year two. Now, we don’t want to read [...]