Brad Childress

And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…

Brad Childress

After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.

Green Bay Packers: Coach Killers

The Green Bay Packers have played two games in the past three weeks. Both head coaches of the Packers’ opponents in those games have now been fired a day after the Packers completely humiliated their teams. The Dallas Cowboys Wade Phillips was the first casualty. The Minnesota Vikings Brad Childress is now the second. Odd, […]

Childress Won’t Be Fired; Favre Still A Girl

The Minnesota Vikings suck, which is really too bad. The Vikings dropped to 3-6 after a 27-13 loss to the Chicago Bears, on Sunday. Afterward, the speculation about coach Brad Childress’ job continued. However, owner Zygi Wilf said he had no plans to fire Childress, after the game. As for the mighty quarterback, Brett Favre, […]

Everyone Hates Brad Childress

It’s a sad, sad story over in Minnesota… Wait a second. Nope. It’s fucking hilarious! A laugh riot! A true sign that the scumbags of the world eventually always get their just desserts! If you haven’t heard by now, trouble is afoot in the Minnesota Vikings organization, also known as the dregs of the NFL. […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out, Brad

Unless the Minnesota Vikings inexplicably go on a roll and rip off a few victories in a row, it seems increasingly likely coach Brad Childress will be canned before the season is over. Of course, considering Childress is one of the biggest idiots on the face of the earth, that’s bad news for the rest […]

Midseason Awards: Total Packers Edition

We gave you the midseason awards: other people’s edition yesterday and we also told you what we thought about midseason awards. The best word to summarize would be this one: indifference. However, we promised you our midseason awards at some point, and here they are. The difference between our midseason awards and other people’s are […]

Bandwagon To Can Brad Childress Gaining Momentum

We had a collective chuckle last season when the Minnesota Vikings decided to give coach Brad Childress a contract extension through 2013 and a salary greater than $4 million, annually. Now, there’s a growing movement that the idiot organization should fire the idiot coach after a 2-5 Vikings start, marred by infighting between quarterback Brett […]

League Admits Officiating Mistake, Childress Will Get Fined

Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a dumbass. And a pedophile. But that’s beside the point. Childress wasn’t too happy with the officiating in the Green Bay Packers 28-24 victory over his Vikings, on Sunday. He was particularly perturbed about tight end Visanthe Shiancoe’s second-quarter touchdown reception, which was overturned upon review, and he let […]

Like The Rest Of Us, Favre Has No Respect For Brad Childress

Apparently, the real reason Brett Favre was thinking about not returning to the Minnesota Vikings had nothing to do with his health. Favre, like the rest of us, has no respect for Vikings’ coach Brad Childress. It makes you wonder — what does it say when a guy who no one has any respect for, […]

Ian Johnson Lives Out My Dream

Running back Ian Johnson has lived out my dream. You may remember Johnson as the guy who proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend immediately after he scored the winning two-point conversion (on a Statue of Liberty play) in Boise State’s upset over Oklahoma in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl. But that isn’t the reason. And it isn’t […]

The Rest of the Green Bay Packers News

Brad Childress

No, I’m not going to start doing a Green Bay Packers-related link dump every day, or even every week. I get much more satisfaction from writing stuff and then letting you guys shit all over it. Besides, Railbird Central already does that, and does it better than I would ever care to do it, with […]

Everything In Childress’ World Makes Sense Now

Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, is also a delinquent. Kyle Childress was charged with second-degree DWI in St. Paul, early Saturday morning, the second time […]

Brad Childress Is An Idiot, Part 2

Look into Chillys eyes... Look deep into Chillys eyes!

Hey, it’s not even us who’s saying it this time, although we can’t say we disagree. We can’t say some people didn’t get to this party a little too late. We can’t say we didn’t say it first. Brad Childress is an idiot. That’s essentially what ESPN NFL analyst Trent Dilfer told the Pioneer Press, […]

Favre-a Donna Rears His (Big) Ugly Head

Oh no, not again! Mah hair!!

At least now we know who wears the pants in the Minnesota Vikings organization. And it sure isn’t Brad Childress. In a “heated discussion” rivaling any soap opera or made-for-TV movie, quarterback Brett Favre pulled the diva card Sunday night and refused to come out of Minnesota’s game at the Carolina Panthers after Chilly tried […]

It’s Official: Childress Gets New Contract

Thats right, Brad, you sure do.

We reported it in October, and now it’s official. The Minnesota Vikings have inked a new deal with head coach Brad Childress, extending his contract through the 2013 season at a cost of approximately $4 million to $5 million a season. Childress currently makes about $2 million a year. “Brad has done a tremendous job […]

Brad Childress Cross Dressing Photos

You probably thought this would be one of my usual satirical looks at the Minnesota Vikings and/or their coach, but you wish. Remember on Monday when we told you about Brad Childress’ cross dressing incident? Well, now, thanks to Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe we have the hideous proof. Frankly, although the photos aren’t that […]

Brad Childress Also a Cross Dresser

Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a lot of things. Moron. Idiot. Pedophile. Douche. Really bad head coach. Perfect representation of the Minnesota Vikings‘ franchise. He’s also a cross dresser. How do I know this? Chris Mortensen said so, Sunday morning. The following is from his Twitter stream. So coach Brad Childress dressed up like […]

Good News for the NFC North: Brad Childress Getting New Deal

The list of really bad, downright stupid NFL head coaches is long, especially in recent years. Clearly setting themselves apart from the field are the Cleveland Browns Eric Mangini and the Washington Redskins Jim Zorn, whose combined list of blunders reads like a War and Peace of moronic decision making. Then you have guys like […]

Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!

It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings’ coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time […]

Brad Childress – Idiot

Do you like my sweet-ass hat, Brett?

In yet another display of why he is quite possibly the worst coach in the NFL, Minnesota Vikings’ coach Brad Childress surprised many Thursday by releasing wideout Bobby Wade only a week after Wade agreed to rework his contract and take a $1.5 million pay cut. His replacement? Greg Lewis, a former Philadelphia Eagles’ receiver […]