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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Datone Jones is Questionable, But…

10/10/2014 - 12:20 pm

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Datone Jones

Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones is officially listed as questionable on the injury report, but it sounds like he might be playing on Sunday anyway.

So, Davon House is Dominant

10/10/2014 - 9:07 am

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers obviously like what they see from cornerback Davon House this season, which is convenient. House is in a contract year and looking to get paid.

The Chicago Bears are Wife Beaters

10/10/2014 - 6:00 am

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Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears are a bunch of wife beaters. Seriously. Former general manager Jerry Angelo admitted that he concealed hundreds of cases of domestic abuse.

David Bakhtiari Has a Bad Back

10/09/2014 - 2:18 pm

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David Bakhtiari

Green Bay Packers left tackle David Bakhtiari was limited in practice on Thursday because of a bad back. That’s not a good sign for now or later.

This Guy is Still a Huge Adrian Peterson Fan

10/09/2014 - 9:07 am

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Adrian Peterson supporter

You’re a real Adrian Peterson fan when you throw on a wildcat costume and show up outside the courthouse with a Free AP sign. Really. That happened.

Aaron Rodgers Wants to Play Nine More Years

10/09/2014 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers: QB1

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is enjoying racking up the records and accolades and doesn’t plan to stop anytime soon. He wants to play nine more years.

Datone Jones is Day to Day

10/08/2014 - 2:01 pm

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Datone Jones

Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones is still battling an ankle injury he suffered last Thursday. He’s day to day, according to Mike McCarthy.

Brett Favre is Happy for Peyton Manning

10/08/2014 - 11:17 am

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The Brett Favre Beard

Brett Favre is about to lose the all-time passing touchdowns mark to Peyton Manning and he’s being pretty gracious about the whole thing. Surprise!

Aaron Rodgers > Brett Favre

10/08/2014 - 7:42 am

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Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers just played his 99th game for the team. How do his numbers stack up with one Brett Favre through 99 games? Pretty favorably.

Total Douche Thinks Jim Schwartz Pulled Total Douche Move

10/07/2014 - 1:09 pm

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Jim Schwartz

Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.

Vikings DT Tom Johnson Got Tasered Because, Vikings

10/07/2014 - 6:00 am

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Tom Johnson

Defensive tackle Tom Johnson carried on the legacy of many Minnesota Vikings greats before him. He got arrested after a night at the club. He also got Tasered.

Ryan Taylor is Out, Kevin Dorsey is In

10/06/2014 - 3:24 pm

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Ryan Taylor

The Green Bay Packers decided they’ve had enough of veteran tight end Ryan Taylor. They released him on Monday and signed receiver Kevin Dorsey from the practice squad.

Return of The Walrus?

10/06/2014 - 12:31 pm

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Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren has nothing to do. The Oakland Raiders just canned their coach. Is The Walrus going to coach the Raiders? He says probably not. We say yes.

Here’s Where a Chicago Bears Player Tells the Fans Off

10/06/2014 - 10:17 am

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Lamarr Houston tells Bears fans off

Lamarr Houston is not happy with Chicago Bears fans because they’re jumping off the bandwagon a little earlier than normal. He let them know it too.

Jim Schwartz Carried Off, Neck Beard Celebrates Like Mad

10/05/2014 - 3:01 pm

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Kyle Orton celebrating

The Detroit Lions blew a 14-0 lead to lose to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Great moment for both Jim Schwartz and Neck Beard, who celebrated in style.

This is a Fuckin’ Rivalry!

10/04/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Wayne from Chetek

Wayne from Chetek with some crack analysis on what makes the Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings so special.

Five More: Packers 42, Vikings 10

10/04/2014 - 5:18 am

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Jamari Lattimore

The Green Bay Packers demolished the Minnesota Vikings on Thursday night. Here are five more thoughts on the game, with kudos for some clowns that don’t usually get them.

Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy!

10/03/2014 - 9:51 am

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Eddie Lacy

Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy Eddie Lacy in one spectacular gif.

Green Bay Packers Thrash Minnesota Vikings

10/02/2014 - 8:44 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Eddie Lacy and an opportune defense led the Green Bay Packers to an out-and-out stomping of the Christian Ponder-led Minnesota Vikings on Thursday night.

Luther Robinson Got the Call Up

10/02/2014 - 3:29 pm

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Luther Robinson

Luther Robinson is a big boy now! Robinson was promoted from the Green Bay Packers practice squad to the active roster today.