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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Packers Have Already Named Playoff Captains

12/18/2014 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers to Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers have already named their playoff captains, which is interesting because they haven’t even made the playoffs yet. This is a message.

Chicago Bears Christmas Carols

12/17/2014 - 2:46 pm

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Here are the Chicago Bears Christmas carols you always wanted. They touch on some familiar themes. Themes like failure and sadness. ‘Tis the season.

Aaron Rodgers is Taking the Blame for that Turd

12/17/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Quarterback Aaron Rodgers is taking the blame for the Green Bay Packers’ loss to the Buffalo Bills. As well he should. He just played the worst game of his career.

Yea Bra!

12/17/2014 - 9:07 am

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This Green Bay Packers license plate pretty much sums up the awesomeness of being a Green Bay Packers fan. Well played, sir or ma’am!

Has Julius Peppers Hit the Wall?

12/17/2014 - 6:00 am

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Julius Peppers

Julius Peppers is an old man by NFL standards. At 34 and with the quarterback sack numbers seemingly dropping, it’s time to ask. Has Peppers hit the wall?

Hey Everybody, It’s Bryan Beluga

12/16/2014 - 2:00 pm

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David Diehl

David Diehl is the worst color guy in the NFL. Even worse than Phil Simms. In honor of his failings, here’s his favorite player — Packers tackle Bryan Baluga.

Aaron Rodgers: No Boning on Game Day

12/16/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers likes to bone, just not on game day. So says his trollop of a girlfriend, Olivia Munn, who will do anything for attention.

Shawn Slocum has it Figured Out

12/16/2014 - 10:14 am

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Shawn Slocum

Finally, the Green Bay Packers special teams is ready to turn the corner. That’s because the mastermind that is Shawn Slocum has it all figured out.

So Long, Fuzzy

12/15/2014 - 5:23 pm

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Fuzzy Thurston

The Green Bay Packers lost one of their most original characters when they lost former guard Fuzzy Thurston to cancer this past weekend. So long, big man.

Here’s Why Eddie Lacy Couldn’t Recover that Fumble

12/15/2014 - 1:53 pm

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An Aaron Rodgers’ fumble was ruled a safety even though Eddie Lacy recovered it and ran it out of the end zone. Idiotic. Here’s the reason for the rule. The Holy Roller.

Five More: Bills 21, Packers 13

12/15/2014 - 11:02 am

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The Green Bay Packers really blew it in Buffalo. Their loss to the Bills, which we’re not going to call an upset, has some big picture ramifications. Here are five more thoughts on the game.

Packers Drop Ball, Game to Bills

12/14/2014 - 1:40 pm

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The Green Bay Packers dropped a 21-13 decision to the Buffalo Bills in a game that was a comedy of errors. That is, at least for Aaron Rodgers and the Packers.

Chris Banjo In, Jamari Lattimore Out

12/14/2014 - 9:07 am

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Chris Banjo

The Green Bay Packers continued their Saturday trend of tweaking the roster, adding safety Chris Banjo and shutting down linebacker Jamari Lattimore.

Davon House is Out, Injury Appears Serious

12/12/2014 - 2:35 pm

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers will be without cornerback Davon House on Sunday. House has a shoulder injury that appears to be significant. Perhaps even season-ending.

That was the Bears Offensive Coordinator Slamming Jay Cutler

12/12/2014 - 9:00 am

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That was Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer anonymously slamming QB Jay Cutler in the media. And the Bears just managed to get more dysfunctional. Cutty!

A.J. Hawk is Talking About the End of the Line

12/12/2014 - 6:00 am

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A.J. Hawk

A.J. Hawk sees the writing on the wall. Even though he’s doing his best to focus on the team, he openly admits that his time in Green Bay is likely just about over.

What Are We Talking About, Sam Shields?

12/11/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Julio Jones

Awwwww yeah! Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is talkin’ about practice! In that he had a bad game against Atlanta because he didn’t get any. What are we talkin’ about, Sam?

Davon House is Down

12/10/2014 - 2:00 pm

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Davon House

Green Bay Packers cornerback Davon House missed practice on Wednesday with a shoulder injury. The uncertainty surrounding the injury does not bode well for the Packers.

Aaron Rodgers: Troll Extraordinaire

12/10/2014 - 9:20 am

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Aaron Rodgers to Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was trolling Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch on Tuesday about the championship belt celebration. Well played, QB1.

Eddie Lacy is Just Fine, Thank You

12/10/2014 - 6:00 am

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Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy suffered a bruised hip in Monday night’s win over the Atlanta Falcons. He’s going to be just fine, thank you.