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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

12/29/2014 - 4:00 pm

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Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!

These are the Packers’ 2015 Opponents

12/29/2014 - 3:00 pm

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Russell Wilson

Now that they’ve won the NFC North, we can add Dallas and Carolina to the list of the Green Bay Packers’ 2015 opponents. With the NFC West and AFC West, It’s not an easy slate.

Unfortunately, The Chicago Bears are Cleaning House

12/29/2014 - 1:58 pm

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Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears canned general manager Phil Emery and coach Marc Trestman on Monday, which is probably bad news for the Green Bay Packers. Of course, so long as they keep their legendary QB, we’ll be fine.

Five More: Packers 30, Lions 20

12/29/2014 - 10:08 am

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Richard Rodgers

Here are five quick thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions, including the emergence of DickRodge and more buffoonery.

Here’s Ndamukong Suh Trying to Injure Aaron Rodgers

12/28/2014 - 5:54 pm

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Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.

Packers Gut Out Win Over Lions, Take Division

12/28/2014 - 4:51 pm

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Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers, led by a battered Aaron Rodgers, gutted out a win over the hapless Detroit Lions for another division title and the No. 2 seed in the NFC.

Here’s a Handsome Offer

12/28/2014 - 10:35 am

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Detroit Lions suck

If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.

McCarthy: No Concern About Aaron Rodgers

12/26/2014 - 11:40 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy says he has no concern about Aaron Rodgers and his injured calf going into Sunday’s game with Detroit.

Aaron Rodgers is a Swell Guy

12/26/2014 - 9:21 am

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Aaron Rodgers vs. St. Louis Rams

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivered a bundle to his offensive linemen that included a new 55-inch TV for Christmas. What a guy!

Aaron Rodgers Limited on Wednesday

12/24/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was limited in practice on Wednesday. Nothing to worry about says coach Mike McCarthy. That’s good enough for us.

Packers Pro Bowl Snubs

12/24/2014 - 11:22 am

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Morgan Burnett

The Green Bay Packers have five Pro Bowlers, but here are four guys who got jobbed and why. You might be surprised who we consider the Packers’ biggest Pro Bowl snub.

Green Bay Packers Have Five Pro Bowlers

12/23/2014 - 5:54 pm

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Clay Matthews

The Pro Bowl is a sham, but that doesn’t stop the NFL from playing the game. Today, the 2014 Pro Bowlers were announced and the Green Bay Packers have five of them.

Dominic Raiola is Sorry, Everyone

12/23/2014 - 5:29 pm

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Dominic Raiola is a prick

Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola had his appeal denied on Tuesday. He’ll miss this week’s game with the Green Bay Packers and of course, he’s real sorry.

Aaron Rodgers Improving, Practices

12/23/2014 - 2:57 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

It would be hard to call it a practice, but Aaron Rodgers was present and working during the Green Bay Packers’ Tuesday session. His injured calf is said to be improving.

The Last Time the Lions Beat the Packers at Lambeau Field…

12/23/2014 - 12:07 pm

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Barry Sanders

The last time the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field was December 15, 1991. It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Here’s a flashback.

Check Out This Handsome, Young Jay Cutler

12/23/2014 - 6:00 am

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young Jay Cutler

In honor of Jay Cutler returning to his rightful throne as the Chicago Bears leader and savior, we present you with some super-awesome high school Jay Cutler.

Dominic Raiola Has Indeed Been Suspended

12/22/2014 - 1:58 pm

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Dominic Raiola

The NFL has suspended Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola for being a complete and total douche. He will miss the team’s showdown with the Green Bay Packers.

Five More: Packers 20, Buccaneers 3

12/22/2014 - 9:12 am

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Eddie Lacy

It was an uninspiring victory, but it was a victory nonetheless. The Green Bay Packers got out of Tampa with a 20-3 win. Here are five more thoughts on the game.

Reminder: Dominic Raiola is Still a Piece of Shit

12/22/2014 - 6:00 am

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Dominic Raiola is a prick

Just in case you had forgotten, Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola was sure to remind everyone — he’s a total fucking piece of shit. Take a look at this “accident.”

Aaron Rodgers Has Injured Calf, Expects to Play

12/21/2014 - 6:01 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers injured his calf early against Tampa Bay, but kept playing. Although clearly hurt, Rodgers says he’s playing next week.