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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Let’s Talk About Clay Matthews’ Play

10/14/2014 - 1:55 pm

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews, the highest-paid outside linebacker in the NFL, hasn’t been playing like it this year. Just what could the problem be? We investigate.

Tramon Williams’ Injury Not Serious

10/14/2014 - 6:00 am

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Tramon Williams injury

The Green Bay Packers got some good news on cornerback Sam Shields. Now they have good news on cornerback Tramon Williams’ injury too. It’s not serious.

Watch Skip Bayless Be Unimpressed with Aaron Rodgers

10/13/2014 - 3:06 pm

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Skip Bayless

Skip Bayless is so unimpressed with Aaron Rodgers. How unimpressed? Well, let’s watch Skipper count the ways! Genius analysis from top to bottom.

No One Knew Aaron Rodgers’ Fake Spike was Coming

10/13/2014 - 1:14 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The Aaron Rodgers’ fake spike — the stuff of legend. Also pretty amazing that it worked, considering no one knew it was coming, including the guy who caught the ball.

Five More: Packers 27, Dolphins 24

10/13/2014 - 9:46 am

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Packers vs. Dolphins

Well, that was a barn burner! The Green Bay Packers escaped the Miami Dolphins with a 27-24 win. Here are five more thoughts to put the game in perspective.

Sam Shields’ Injury Reportedly Not Serious

10/12/2014 - 8:27 pm

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Sam Shields

Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields injured his knee against the Miami Dolphins. The initial tests show no tears, which is good news for the Packers.

Rodgers, Packers Rally to Beat Dolphins

10/12/2014 - 1:41 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers rallied the Green Bay Packers to a last-second 27-24 win over the Miami Dolphins in a game that flew in the face of reason.

Corey Linsley is Probably Keeping That Starting Job

10/11/2014 - 8:40 am

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Corey Linsley

The Green Bay Packers will get J.C. Tretter back off injured reserve soon, but he likely won’t reclaim his starting job. That belongs to Corey Linsley.

Jermichael Finley is Cashing in on That Insurance Money!

10/10/2014 - 3:44 pm

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Jermichael Finley

Have you noticed that no one signed former Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley? No worries. He’s still going to cash in on some insurance loot.

Datone Jones is Questionable, But…

10/10/2014 - 12:20 pm

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Datone Jones

Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones is officially listed as questionable on the injury report, but it sounds like he might be playing on Sunday anyway.

So, Davon House is Dominant

10/10/2014 - 9:07 am

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers obviously like what they see from cornerback Davon House this season, which is convenient. House is in a contract year and looking to get paid.

The Chicago Bears are Wife Beaters

10/10/2014 - 6:00 am

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Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears are a bunch of wife beaters. Seriously. Former general manager Jerry Angelo admitted that he concealed hundreds of cases of domestic abuse.

David Bakhtiari Has a Bad Back

10/09/2014 - 2:18 pm

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David Bakhtiari

Green Bay Packers left tackle David Bakhtiari was limited in practice on Thursday because of a bad back. That’s not a good sign for now or later.

This Guy is Still a Huge Adrian Peterson Fan

10/09/2014 - 9:07 am

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Adrian Peterson supporter

You’re a real Adrian Peterson fan when you throw on a wildcat costume and show up outside the courthouse with a Free AP sign. Really. That happened.

Aaron Rodgers Wants to Play Nine More Years

10/09/2014 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers: QB1

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is enjoying racking up the records and accolades and doesn’t plan to stop anytime soon. He wants to play nine more years.

Datone Jones is Day to Day

10/08/2014 - 2:01 pm

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Datone Jones

Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones is still battling an ankle injury he suffered last Thursday. He’s day to day, according to Mike McCarthy.

Brett Favre is Happy for Peyton Manning

10/08/2014 - 11:17 am

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The Brett Favre Beard

Brett Favre is about to lose the all-time passing touchdowns mark to Peyton Manning and he’s being pretty gracious about the whole thing. Surprise!

Aaron Rodgers > Brett Favre

10/08/2014 - 7:42 am

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Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers just played his 99th game for the team. How do his numbers stack up with one Brett Favre through 99 games? Pretty favorably.

Total Douche Thinks Jim Schwartz Pulled Total Douche Move

10/07/2014 - 1:09 pm

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Jim Schwartz

Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.

Vikings DT Tom Johnson Got Tasered Because, Vikings

10/07/2014 - 6:00 am

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Tom Johnson

Defensive tackle Tom Johnson carried on the legacy of many Minnesota Vikings greats before him. He got arrested after a night at the club. He also got Tasered.