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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Saints Bring Packers Back to Earth

10/26/2014 - 9:02 pm

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Mark Ingram

The New Orleans Saints were able to take advantage of the Green Bay Packers’ many mistakes to put together a season-saving 44-23 ass whooping.

Randall Cobb Blames the Contract Situation

10/26/2014 - 12:17 pm

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Randall Cobb

Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb had a very slow start to the season. He blames his unsettled contract situation for that, but he’s put it behind him now.

Check Out This Idiot

10/25/2014 - 10:03 am

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Whistle Monster

The New Orleans Saints have a fan that calls himself Whistle Monster and he wants you to wear black to the game on Sunday night. Ohhhhhh boy!

Aaron Rodgers Got Olivia Munn a Ring

10/24/2014 - 2:32 pm

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Lee Brice, Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers got girlfriend Olivia Munn a ring. It’s not that ring, thankfully, but it’s a ring nonetheless. He’s whipped.

Datone Jones Still Out, Morgan Burnett Questionable

10/24/2014 - 11:35 am

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Datone Jones

The Green Bay Packers will be without Datone Jones for the third consecutive week. The news on safety Morgan Burnett is better. He has a decent chance to play.

We’ll Be Seeing More of Sam Barrington

10/24/2014 - 9:15 am

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Sam Barrington

In a surprise move, the Green Bay Packers started Sam Barrington at inside linebacker last week. Don’t be surprised if that happens again. Dom Capers says Barrington is in the rotation.

Now This Guy Looks Like Aaron Rodgers

10/23/2014 - 3:24 pm

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Aaron Rodgers lookalike

If you think Tom Wrigglesworth looks like Aaron Rodgers, wait until you see Eric Mueller. The Sheboygan Falls native looks exactly like QB1.

Time for Concern About Morgan Burnett

10/23/2014 - 12:22 pm

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safety Morgan Burnett missed his second day of practice in a row on Thursday and coach Mike McCarthy says he concerned.

Brian Urlacher Says Jay Cutler Lacks Eliteness

10/23/2014 - 10:00 am

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Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Whoa is Jay Cutler. The Chicago Bears are a mess and former Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is publicly blaming it on Cutler, who he says is not elite.

2014 Aaron Rodgers vs. 2011 Aaron Rodgers

10/23/2014 - 8:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Everyone is drinking the Aaron Rodgers Kool-Aid. Is Rodgers in the MVP race? Is he playing as well as he did in 2011? We’ll debate one and give you an answer on the other.

Ron Wolf is a Hall of Fame Finalist

10/22/2014 - 3:04 pm

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Ron Wolf

Former Green Bay Packers general manager Ron Wolf is a finalist for the Pro Football Hall of Fame and deservedly so. Wolf was chosen for the contributors category.

Morgan Burnett is Now Injured

10/22/2014 - 1:35 pm

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safety Morgan Burnett has been bitten by the injury bug. Burnett has an injured calf, but it doesn’t sound too serious.

Map Out Green Bay Packers Allegiance!

10/22/2014 - 11:41 am

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Twitter has released an interactive map of NFL fandom. Surprisingly, the Green Bay Packers don’t dominate the whole damn thing. Go ahead and waste some time with this.

Yes, Jenn Sterger is Still Out There Somewhere

10/22/2014 - 9:00 am

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Jenn Sterger

Media whore Jenn Sterger crawled out from her hole this week to have a little fun with her former suitor, Brett Favre. Good to know she’s still alive.

The Brett Favre Return is On Hold

10/21/2014 - 2:40 pm

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Brett Favre retires

Brett Favre was scheduled to make his grand return to Lambeau Field on Nov. 9. Now, that isn’t going to happen because Brett can’t go it alone.

Matt Flynn was the Man at the Pearl Jam Concert

10/21/2014 - 10:03 am

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Matt Flynn at Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam played Milwaukee on Monday night and of course Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn was main attraction. Of course!

Let’s Relive that Sound Guy Getting Trucked!

10/21/2014 - 9:00 am

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During the Green Bay Packers’ tussle with the Carolina Panthers, one of the sideline sound guys got absolutely wiped out. Let’s watch it on a loop!

Davon House is Good to Go

10/21/2014 - 6:00 am

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Davon House

Green Bay Packers cornerback Davon House dislocated a finger in the team’s win over Carolina. The injury won’t keep him out long, if at all.

R-E-L-A-X was Taped to Lambeau Field

10/20/2014 - 2:45 pm

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r-e-l-a-x

Remember when the Green Bay Packers were 1-2 and we were all up in arms because the defense was its usual sucky self and the offense was worse than that? That’s when one of Aaron Rodgers’ handlers came up with the infamous relax line for Aaron to say, Aaron practiced it in the mirror a […]

Five More: Packers 38, Panthers 17

10/20/2014 - 9:39 am

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers laid a beatdown on the Carolina Panthers on Sunday. Here are five more thoughts on the game, with kudos for Clay Matthews and a horrible Carolina game plan.