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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Minnesota Vikings: Still Awesome

09/29/2014 - 10:47 am

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Adrian Peterson jerseys for sale

The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!

Five More: Packers 38, Bears 17

09/29/2014 - 6:00 am

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Sam Shields

Five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 38-17 win over the Chicago Bears, including awful officiating and the no shows by the defensive “playmakers.”

Packers Trounce Bears, All is Well

09/28/2014 - 1:29 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Everything is well in Green Bay. The Green Bay Packers trounced the Chicago Bears 38-17, just like old times. Great passing game, no defense at all.

Richard Rodgers is a Little Defensive

09/27/2014 - 10:11 am

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Richard Rodgers

Green Bay Packers tight end Richard Rodgers got benched last Sunday. Well, according to probably everyone but him anyway. He’s a little defensive.

Because it’s Chicago Bears Week: These Highlights

09/26/2014 - 1:08 pm

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Chicago Bears meme

You want Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears highlights? Well, we’ve got some of the best ones from the greatest rivalry in the NFL right here.

Time to Get Amped Up About Jeff Janis, We Suppose…

09/26/2014 - 10:14 am

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Jeff Janis

This is surely the week that receiver Jeff Janis gets his shot with the Green Bay Packers and breaks the game open! Except, that probably isn’t going to happen.

No Commitment for Jamari Lattimore

09/26/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jamari Lattimore

Brad Jones returned to practice this week, but Jamari Lattimore has clearly earned the right to remain the starter. Right? Well, he’s gotten no commitment from the Packers.

Clay Matthews: I’ll Be Out There

09/25/2014 - 3:33 pm

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews says he playing this weekend. That’s as good a sign as any that his injured groin won’t keep him sidelined, right?

Michael Irvin: It’s About Aaron Rodgers’ Money

09/25/2014 - 2:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers sacked by Michael Bennett

Michael Irvin has a good idea why the Green Bay Packers are no longer the top dog in the NFC North. Aaron Rodgers is making way too much money.

A Little Perspective on the Packers’ Slow Start

09/25/2014 - 10:39 am

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Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers haven’t always started slow under Mike McCarthy, as others would have you believe. Here are the numbers and what they tell us.

Clay Matthews Won’t Miss Time… Yet

09/25/2014 - 6:00 am

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Clay Matthews

When will Clay Matthews miss time with his annual injury? You thought it would be this week, but it doesn’t look like that will be the case.

Ryan Pickett was Right

09/24/2014 - 2:19 pm

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Ryan Pickett

Ryan Pickett called it. He said he was playing football this year and now he is. Surprisingly, not with the Minnesota Vikings either.

The Teddy Bridgewater Era is Officially Underway

09/24/2014 - 12:30 pm

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Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Minnesota Vikings fans — and probably fans of every other team — rejoice! Your savior has arrived! His name is Teddy Bridgewater and his time has come!

Nothing to Worry About, According to Aaron Rodgers

09/24/2014 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Oh! Well if Aaron Rodgers says there’s nothing to worry about then it must be true! The Green Bay Packers must not actually be awful right now!

Wait a Second, It’s Really the Tight Ends’ Fault

09/23/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Richard Rodgers

Today, the blame game for the Green Bay Packers’ woes focuses on the tight ends, who all suck. Or are they just not being used right? Hmmmm…

Jay Cutler was in Full Cutty! Mode Last Night

09/23/2014 - 10:09 am

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Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler took douche to his usual high level on Monday night and all he had to do was show up. Who? CUTTY!

Oh, So We’re Blaming It on Eddie Lacy

09/23/2014 - 6:00 am

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Eddie Lacy about to get killed

The Green Bay Packers’ struggles are Eddie Lacy’s fault apparently. At least that’s what we gather from coach Mike McCarthy. We see it differently.

Five More: Lions 19, Packers 7

09/22/2014 - 9:12 am

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Aaron Rodgers

What’s wrong with the Green Bay Packers? We’ve got a pretty good idea after their 19-7 loss to the Detroit Lions. Here are five more thoughts on the game.

Stephen Tulloch is One Dumb Bastard

09/22/2014 - 5:00 am

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Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch learned the hard way on Sunday. Don’t use another guy’s signature move, you dumb bastard.

Clay Matthews Has a Groin Injury

09/21/2014 - 5:36 pm

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews injured himself against the Detroit Lions. It’s a groin injury, not his usual hamstring injury.