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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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The Brett Favre Return is On Hold

10/21/2014 - 2:40 pm

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Brett Favre retires

Brett Favre was scheduled to make his grand return to Lambeau Field on Nov. 9. Now, that isn’t going to happen because Brett can’t go it alone.

Matt Flynn was the Man at the Pearl Jam Concert

10/21/2014 - 10:03 am

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Matt Flynn at Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam played Milwaukee on Monday night and of course Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn was main attraction. Of course!

Let’s Relive that Sound Guy Getting Trucked!

10/21/2014 - 9:00 am

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During the Green Bay Packers’ tussle with the Carolina Panthers, one of the sideline sound guys got absolutely wiped out. Let’s watch it on a loop!

Davon House is Good to Go

10/21/2014 - 6:00 am

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Davon House

Green Bay Packers cornerback Davon House dislocated a finger in the team’s win over Carolina. The injury won’t keep him out long, if at all.

R-E-L-A-X was Taped to Lambeau Field

10/20/2014 - 2:45 pm

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Remember when the Green Bay Packers were 1-2 and we were all up in arms because the defense was its usual sucky self and the offense was worse than that? That’s when one of Aaron Rodgers’ handlers came up with the infamous relax line for Aaron to say, Aaron practiced it in the mirror a […]

Five More: Packers 38, Panthers 17

10/20/2014 - 9:39 am

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers laid a beatdown on the Carolina Panthers on Sunday. Here are five more thoughts on the game, with kudos for Clay Matthews and a horrible Carolina game plan.

The Chicago Bears Have Imploded

10/20/2014 - 6:00 am

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On Sunday, the Chicago Bears did what losers do when they realize they’re losers and have nothing more to play for. They imploded. So long til next year, Bears!

Randall Cobb with a Side of Ketchup

10/19/2014 - 3:11 pm

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Randall Cobb with ketchup

Randall Cobb did a Lambeau Leap after scoring against Carolina. Randall Cobb got dipped in ketchup.

Packers Jump on Panthers Early, Cruise

10/19/2014 - 1:15 pm

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Randall Cobb and James Starks

The Green Bay Packers jumped all over the Carolina Panthers right from the start and cruised to a 38-17 win in a game that was never close. The Packers are starting to put it together.

Clay Matthews is Not a Fathead

10/18/2014 - 8:55 am

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Clay Matthews Fathead

Clay Matthews can’t sack the quarterback anymore, but he sure can make commercials! Here’s his latest from Fathead. Clay Matthews is not a Fathead.

Sam Shields and Datone Jones are Out

10/17/2014 - 11:36 am

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Sam Shields

As expected, the Green Bay Packers have ruled out cornerback Sam Shields and defensive end Datone Jones for Sunday. The news isn’t all bad though.

This Brandon Bostick Situation is Dumb

10/17/2014 - 9:31 am

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Brandon Bostick

We now know why the Green Bay Packers refuse to play tight end Brandon Bostick. Because the coaching staff is a bunch of idiots. It’s nothing more than stupidity.

Here’s a Nice Minnesota Vikings Infographic

10/17/2014 - 6:00 am

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Minnesota Vikings new logo

The Minnesota Vikings rule! Someone has gone and made an infographic depicting the one category in which the Vikings lead the league. As if we didn’t know.

Datone Jones is Still Out

10/16/2014 - 1:43 pm

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Datone Jones

Gren Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones has an ankle injury. It’s worse than the Packers thought because it’s always worse than the Packers thought.

Aaron Rodgers Met Tom Wrigglesworth

10/16/2014 - 9:16 am

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Tom Wrigglesworth and Aaron Rodgers

British comedian and guy who kinda looks like Aaron Rodgers, Tom Wrigglesworth, came to Green Bay to yuck it up with the locals and meet QB1. Here’s video.

Clay Matthews Has Some Excuses For You

10/16/2014 - 6:00 am

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Clay Matthews

Do you like excuses? We know you do! Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has some for you. Here’s Grizzly Matthews’ take on why he isn’t producing.

Sam Shields’, Tramon Williams’ Outlook Not Looking Good

10/15/2014 - 1:33 pm

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Tramon Williams injury

Neither of the Green Bay Packers starting cornerbacks — Sam Shields and Tramon Williams — practiced today. They’ll be hard pressed to play this weekend.

Aaron Rodgers Still Hears Your Criticism

10/15/2014 - 9:14 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers still hears the criticism and is more than happy to get defensive about it, even though he says he doesn’t.

Let’s Talk About Clay Matthews’ Play

10/14/2014 - 1:55 pm

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews, the highest-paid outside linebacker in the NFL, hasn’t been playing like it this year. Just what could the problem be? We investigate.

Tramon Williams’ Injury Not Serious

10/14/2014 - 6:00 am

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Tramon Williams injury

The Green Bay Packers got some good news on cornerback Sam Shields. Now they have good news on cornerback Tramon Williams’ injury too. It’s not serious.