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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Good Riddance, Derek Sherrod!

11/03/2014 - 7:17 pm

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Derek Sherrod

The Green Bay Packers have parted ways with former first-round pick Derek Sherrod, ending one of the most lackluster terms of a Ted Thompson draft pick in recent memory.

Mike McCarthy Gets a Well-Deserved Contract Extension

11/03/2014 - 2:22 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

The Green Bay Packers have gone an executed the most brilliant move of the 2014 season by signing coach Mike McCarthy to a new contract extension. It’s a great day to be a Packer!

Scott Walker Really Stuck it to the Minnesota Vikings

11/03/2014 - 11:54 am

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scott walker

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker left a little note for the Minnesota Vikings in their new stadium — one that says Go Packers. Take that, you scumbags!

Green Bay Packers: Three Second Half Solutions

11/03/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers begin the second half of their season this week and we have the remedies for what’s ailed them thus far. Here are three second-half solutions.

Jabari Price is the Perfect Minnesota Viking

11/02/2014 - 3:59 pm

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Jabari Price

Minnesota Vikings rookie cornerback Jabari Price is very confused by Forrest Gump. First Lt. Dan had legs. Then he didn’t! There are questions that need answers!

Green Bay Packers Halloween Costumes

11/01/2014 - 7:00 am

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Packers Halloween costume

Green Bay Packers Halloween costumes. Not a terribly original idea, especially if you live in Wisconsin. Still, here’s the best we found from Friday.

Green Bay Packers Midseason Awards

10/31/2014 - 9:14 am

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

It’s the middle of the 2014 season and the Green Bay Packers have a bye. What better time than now to hand out our midseason awards? Like only we can.

That’s Not the Belt, You Idiots!

10/30/2014 - 3:34 pm

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Lamarr Houston and Stephen Tulloch injuries

State Farm has managed to reduce idiotic shillery to a new low, but at least it’s at the expense of Stephen Tulloch and Lamarr Houston.

T.J. Lang Injury Isn’t Serious

10/30/2014 - 1:23 pm

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T.J. Lang

Green Bay Packers starting right guard T.J. Lang has a sprained ankle, which means there’s no structural damage. Lang will return when he returns.

Did you Catch Jordy Nelson at Game 7?

10/30/2014 - 9:17 am

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Jordy Nelson cheering on the Royals

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson was at game seven to cheer on his Kansas City Royals. Unfortunately, baseball again showed us why baseball sucks.

Jermichael Finley Still Thinks He’ll Be Back

10/29/2014 - 1:27 pm

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Jermichael Finley injury

Former Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley still thinks he’s going to play in the NFL again. He’s probably wrong, but hey, long live the dream!

Have we Mentioned that Olivia Munn is a Horrible Person?

10/29/2014 - 10:00 am

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Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is dating a despicable human being. We’ve heard that Olivia Munn is a horrible person. Now we’ve seen it too.

Of Course Randall Cobb Now Has a Clorox Ad

10/29/2014 - 8:40 am

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Randall Cobb with ketchup

Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb got ketchup on his jersey after jumping in the stands, which makes him a prime candidate to be a Clorox pitchman.

Who Wants More Julius Peppers on Offense?

10/28/2014 - 1:44 pm

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Julius Peppers

The Green Bay Packers tried to throw Julius Peppers a pass on Sunday. He did not catch it, but he’ll probably get another shot on offense. Seems totally legit.

Mike McCarthy is Really Angry This Time!

10/28/2014 - 9:01 am

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Mark Ingram runs over Davon House

Mike McCarthy has seen enough of the Green Bay Packers’ inability to tackle opposing ball carriers. He says he might do something about it, but will probably just yell.

Here’s the Chicago Bears’ Season in a Nutshell

10/28/2014 - 6:00 am

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Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston got his first sack of the season in the fourth quarter of a 51-23 blowout loss. Naturally, he had to celebrate!

Donald Driver Had to Talk Kato Kaelin Off the Ledge

10/27/2014 - 4:08 pm

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Kato Kaelin and Donald Driver

Green Bay Packers fan and O.J. houseguest Kato Kaelin did not take the team’s loss to New Orleans very well. Donald Driver had to step in.

Five More: Saints 44, Packers 23

10/27/2014 - 1:57 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Here are five more thoughts on the New Orleans Saints 44-23 throttling of the Green Bay Packers, including kudos for Eddie Lacy and the return of Buffoon.

Aaron Rodgers Says Injury Not Serious

10/27/2014 - 9:08 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers tweaked his hamstring on Sunday night, but it isn’t serious. And neither are attempts to blame the loss on it.

Saints Bring Packers Back to Earth

10/26/2014 - 9:02 pm

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Mark Ingram

The New Orleans Saints were able to take advantage of the Green Bay Packers’ many mistakes to put together a season-saving 44-23 ass whooping.