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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Minnesota Vikings Stadium will be Filled with Local Art!

01/15/2015 - 12:09 pm

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Minnesota Vikings stadium

The Minnesota Vikings have announced that The Hormel Chili Dome will be filled with local art depicting Minnesota greatness. Here’s what you should expect.

Seahawks’ Focus: Stopping Packers’ Running Game

01/15/2015 - 8:58 am

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Eddie Lacy getting stuffed

The Seattle Seahawks say their plan to beat the Green Bay Packers is to focus on stopping the run. We believe them, but don’t think they can do it.

Jordy Nelson is Not Concerned

01/14/2015 - 4:31 pm

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

Hey, Jordy Nelson, how concerned are you about Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman? Hmmm… I’m not concerned at all. Next question, jerk!

Oh, Good, the Packers Don’t Even Have to Show Up

01/14/2015 - 1:50 pm

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Seattle Seahawks back to back

Some fans like to prognosticate their team’s future in tattoo form. Fans like this Seattle Seahawks moron. That totally always works out perfectly!

Aaron Rodgers Collects First MVP

01/14/2015 - 11:49 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers collected his first MVP award of the 2014 season, winning the PFWA award. That’s a start.

That Lucky Beard Guy Now has a Bobblehead

01/14/2015 - 9:28 am

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Jeremy Wilcox has become Internet famous because Aaron Rodgers tugged on his beard for luck once. So, of course he now has his own bobblehead. We know you want to buy one.

Sherman, Rodgers Now Part of Mutual Admiration Society

01/14/2015 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Richard Sherman

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman didn’t seem to like each other much after meeting in week 1. They LOVE each other now.

Meanwhile, Some Chicago Bears are Fighting on Twitter

01/13/2015 - 6:00 pm

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Martellus Bennett

Chicago Bears Martellus Bennett and Kyle Long are fighting on Twitter because one of them unfollowed the other. These seems fairly emblematic, doesn’t it?

Rodgers was Apprehensive, Says Approach Didn’t Change

01/13/2015 - 4:05 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Even though Aaron Rodgers was much more willing to move outside the pocket in the second half of Packers’ win over the Cowboys, he says the approach never changed.

Remember Javon Walker?

01/13/2015 - 12:42 pm

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Jason Walker bodybuilder

Jason Walker was a receiver for the Green Bay Packers until he cried and pouted his way out of town. You’ll never guess what he’s doing today. Have a look.

On to the Seattle Seahawks

01/13/2015 - 6:00 am

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Marshawn Lynch

The Green Bay Packers met the Seattle Seahawks back in week 1. They’ll meet them again in the NFC Championship. A lot has changed since the first match-up. Here’s a look at the Seahawks.

Aaron Rodgers Better than Last Week, Has 120 Left

01/12/2015 - 4:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf is feeling better this week than last. QB1 says he has 120 minutes of football left in him this season.

Eddie Lacy had an Asthma Attack

01/12/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy pulled a disappearing act against the Cowboys on Sunday. There was good reason for that — he had an asthma attack.

Five More: Packers 26, Cowboys 21

01/12/2015 - 9:56 am

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Aaron Rodgers

We’ve got five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ 26-21 win over the Dallas Cowboys, including Rodgers vs. Romo and an honest analysis of the defense.

Here’s What People Were Saying About that Dez Bryant Call

01/12/2015 - 6:00 am

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Dez Bryant says that was a catch

Dallas Cowboys fans are angry. They’re angry that an apparent catch by Dez Bryant was correctly ruled a non-catch, which reminds us why no one likes Cowboys fans.

Packers, Rodgers Get Playoff Monkey Off Their Back

01/11/2015 - 1:28 pm

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Julius Peppers strips DeMarco Murray

The Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers outlasted the Dallas Cowboys 26-21 to vanquish some playoff ghosts and set up a match-up with the Seattle Seahawks.

Chris Christie’s Fat Ass is Coming to Town

01/10/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Chris Christie

The Dallas Cowboys’ good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ass and his orange sweater will be in Green Bay on Sunday.

Of Course Tom Wrigglesworth has a State Farm Commercial

01/10/2015 - 10:00 am

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Tom Wrigglesworth State Farm commercial

It is time for Tom Wrigglesworth to milk his pseudo-fame. And milk it he is. The guy who vaguely looks like Aaron Rodgers now has a State Farm commercial. But of course!

This is Eddie Lacy’s Time

01/10/2015 - 8:00 am

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Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers under-utilized running back Eddie Lacy this season. That should change right now. He’s gives Green Bay their best shot to make a run. Here’s why.

Cowboys are Buying the Lambeau Field Mystique

01/09/2015 - 5:57 pm

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Lambeau Field

Lap it up, you jerkoffs. This is what a real franchise looks like. The Dallas Cowboys will be taking in the Lambeau Field mystique on Saturday. Good history lesson.