Monty
Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.
Posts by Monty
Packers vs. Vikings Playlist
10/05/2009 - 3:22 pm
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | 3 comments
I’m frothing at the mouth. My hands are shaking. The first shitbag Minnesota Vikings fan that looks at me cockeyed is going get a beer bottle busted across their face. It’s two hours until game time and I need something to dull my passion, rage, fire, nerves… Or I need something to fuel those things [...]
Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings
10/05/2009 - 1:30 pm
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | No comments
Total Packers takes a look at tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings game and offers their predictions. Monty: The real question is how much emotion will play into this contest. The first team, or perhaps even the first player, who lets emotion dictate their actions is going to be in trouble. Still, how can emotion [...]
Will Brett Favre Get Through Four Quarters?
10/05/2009 - 12:00 pm
Tags: Brett Favre
Posted in Brett Favre | 2 comments
We’re not sure if Brett Favre will get through four quarters in tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings matchup, but we’re pretty sure his drawers will be OK.
Top 10 Reasons We Love LeRoy Butler
10/05/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Leroy Butler
Posted in Leroy Butler, Top 10 List | 2 comments
It’s our second (yes, we were actually able to muster the brain power for a follow up) Green Bay Packers Top 10 List – Top 10 Reasons We Love LeRoy Butler. For those of you whose memory needs a jog, Butler rivals Willie Wood as the greatest safety ever to play for the Green Bay [...]
A Few Words From The Gravedigger
10/04/2009 - 9:27 am
Tags: Gilbert Brown, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Gilbert Brown | 3 comments
That’s right. We’re taking a slight break from the hype surrounding Brett Favre vs. the Green Bay Packers to bring you something that has nothing to do with that. It’s OK. Take a breath. We’ll get back to all of the Favre/Packers/Vikings nonsense shortly. In the meantime, here’s an interview with perhaps our favorite defensive [...]
Typical Minnesota Vikings Fan
10/03/2009 - 1:00 pm
Tags: Minnesota Vikings
Posted in fans, Minnesota Vikings | 2 comments
Putting the letters A, I, N and T in the word brilliant!
The Greatest Play in Packers vs. Vikings History
10/03/2009 - 8:00 am
Tags: Antonio Freeman, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Antonio Freeman, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | 1 comment
This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s seen the play, but we’re going to go out on a limb here and call Antonio Freeman’s miraculous Monday Night Football catch and run the greatest play in the history of the Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings rivalry. The touchdown itself was a 46-yarder, but it [...]
Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!
10/02/2009 - 12:01 pm
Tags: Brad Childress, Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brad Childress, Brett Favre | 2 comments
It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings’ coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time [...]
It’s Favreday!
10/02/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Brett Favre, Fuzzy Thurston, Leroy Butler, Minnesota Vikings, Willie Davis
Posted in Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings | 2 comments
And why not? The hype machine is spinning out of control, and we’re having trouble keeping up with it, so we thought we’d rename Friday, Favreday just to catch you up. So what Favrelous things have transpired, you say? Well, some pretty interesting things related to the Green Bay Packers’ and Minnesota Vikings’ Monday Night [...]
The Best of Minnesota Vikings Humor
10/01/2009 - 12:00 pm
Tags: Minnesota Vikings, Minnesota Vikings jokes
Posted in Minnesota Vikings, sports comedy | 1 comment
In the continued anticipation and build up to the Yarn in the Barn (that being the Green Bay Packers versus the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football), we give you the best Vikings’ jokes, put downs and nonsense, all of which were submitted by readers. We hope you enjoy, because you’re probably going to need [...]
Charles Woodson – Your NFC Defensive Player of the Month
09/30/2009 - 5:53 pm
Tags: Charles Woodson, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Charles Woodson | 2 comments
As first reported by Jason Wilde of ESPN Milwaukee, Charles Woodson – or as we like to call him, Chuckles – will be named NFC Defensive Player of the Month, tomorrow. Woodson is tied for the league lead in interceptions with three, one of which he returned for a touchdown. Woodson also, inexplicably (this will [...]
Taking a Time Out for Some Chicago Bears Delusion
09/30/2009 - 12:00 pm
Tags: Chicago Bears, Jay Cutler, Tom Brady
Posted in Chicago Bears, Jay Cutler | 1 comment
I about crapped right in my pants when I read this headline from the Chicago Tribune. You ready for this? “Is Jay Cutler the second coming of Tom Brady?” That’s a real headline. Seriously. My sides hurt from laughing. Anyway, in this brilliant article Rick Morrissey deftly explains why Cutler, the Chicago Bears savior, may [...]
Chad Clifton Could Return This Week, Levi Jones Visits
09/29/2009 - 12:00 pm
Tags: Allen Barbre, Chad Clifton, Green Bay Packers, Levi Jones
Posted in Chad Clifton, injuries, offensive line | 2 comments
That’s right, it’s Tuesday, and you know what that means at Total Packers – tackle-related news day! Yes, it’s that exciting day when we discuss what’s going on with the Green Bay Packers’ right and left tackle positions, and boy, have we got some humdingers for you this week! First, to left tackle where the [...]
Welcome Back, Detroit
09/28/2009 - 3:00 pm
Tags: Detroit Lions, Jim Schwartz, Matt Millen
Posted in Detroit Lions | 1 comment
Look, we have no love for the Detroit Lions here at Total Packers, but it was good to see them break their 18-game losing streak yesterday. The Lions won’t be contending for the NFC North title anytime soon, but it looks like they will at least be competitive in most of the games they play [...]
The Brett Favre Effect
09/28/2009 - 12:16 pm
Tags: Brett Favre, Greg Lewis, Jared Allen, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings | 1 comment
They may not be able to sell many more season tickets because, let’s face it, the Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the world, but they are a hell of a lot better team with Brett Favre playing quarterback. Despite what I think of him personally, Favre’s game-winning throw to Greg Lewis yesterday was [...]
Packers Shape Up, But It’s Only the Rams
09/28/2009 - 8:51 am
Tags: A.J. Hawk, Aaron Kampman, Aaron Rodgers, Adrian Peterson, Atari Bigby, Brandon Chillar, Charles Woodson, Cullen Jenkins, Daniel Fells, Desmond Bishop, Dom Capers, Donald Driver, Green Bay Packers, Greg Jennings, Johnny Jolly, Mason Crosby, Mike McCarthy, Nick Barnett, Nick Collins, Ryan Grant, St. Louis Rams, Steven Jackson
Posted in Green Bay Packers, St. Louis Rams | 4 comments
The Green Bay Packers got a much needed win on Sunday, and the team looked better than it did the previous week against the Cincinnati Bengals. However, it should be pointed out that the St. Louis Rams are one of the worst teams in football. Still, a win is a win, and although the game [...]
Has Favre Put the Packers On the Hot Seat?
09/25/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Brett Favre, Eric Mangini, Green Bay Packers, New York Jets
Posted in Brett Favre, injuries | 3 comments
Sometimes, well… most of the time, no… all of the time, we wish Brett Favre would just keep his piehole shut. No, this has nothing to do with his aw shucks, good-ole-boy act or what he is or isn’t saying to Green Bay Packers fans. This has to do with very serious consequences the Packers [...]
Injuries Will Play Huge Roll for Packers the Next Two Weeks
09/24/2009 - 12:00 pm
Tags: Atari Bigby, Chad Clifton, Daryn Colledge, Derrick Martin, Green Bay Packers, Jarrett Bush, Nick Collins
Posted in injuries | No comments
Each year in the NFL, the most successful teams do one of two things — they either don’t have injuries, or they overcome injuries. That’s not to say that those successful teams don’t also have other things in common – they have positive turnover margins, they limit penalties, etc. But without fail, they do one [...]
Ochocinco Had Plants!
09/24/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals, Green Bay Packers, Lambeau Leap
Posted in Cincinnati Bengals, Lambeau Leap | 2 comments
I’m sure you were thinking what the rest of us were thinking when Cincinnati Bengals’ receiver Chad Ochocinco did the Lambeau Leap on Sunday – what scumbags from Green Bay sold those idiots their tickets? Well, we may never know how the transaction went down, and with good reason. If I were the asshole who [...]
Nick Barnett Is Frustrated, And So Are We
09/23/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Brandon Chillar, Desmond Bishop, Green Bay Packers, Nick Barnett
Posted in Brandon Chillar, linebackers, Nick Barnett | 7 comments
You might have heard that Green Bay Packers’ linebacker Nick Barnett quit Twitter this week, after what some might consider an online meltdown. Barnett first stated his displeasure with the rotation at linebacker – one that on the inside includes himself, A.J. Hawk, Brandon Chillar and presumably, Desmond Bishop. This was the actual tweet, misspellings [...]