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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Davon House is Killing It

07/31/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Davon House

Cornerback Davon House has been impressive for the Green Bay Packers in training camp. Unfortunately, there isn’t much opportunity for House to move up.

J.C. Tretter Isn’t Cutting It

07/31/2014 - 6:00 am

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J.C. Tretter

Is J.C. Tretter the Green Bay Packers latest mistake at the center position? So far in camp, it looks that way. Good thing it’s still early.

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

07/30/2014 - 4:08 pm

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Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Big Ted Has a Big New Deal

07/30/2014 - 12:07 pm

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Ted Thompson

That joyous day that we have all pined for for so long is finally here. The Green Bay Packers have locked up general manager Ted Thompson with a shiny, new multi-year contract extension. Big Ted! Woooooooooooooo! The length or worth of the contract hasn’t been released and we don’t expect it to be. The Packers […]

Aaron Rodgers Wants Jermichael Finley Back

07/30/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jermichael Finley

Add Aaron Rodgers to the list of people who say they want tight end Jermichael Finley back with the Green Bay Packers. It still seems unlikely.

Packers Want to Give Johnathan Franklin a Job

07/29/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Johnathan Franklin

They won’t be giving him a job playing football, but the Green Bay Packers want to give Johnathan Franklin a job doing something else in the organization.

DuJuan Harris is Too Damn Big for that Bike!

07/29/2014 - 6:00 am

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DuJuan Harris carrying a bike

Running back DuJuan Harris met a local girl whose bike was a little too small for him to ride to practice. He didn’t let her down though.

Hyde and Clinton-Dix Together at Long Last

07/28/2014 - 12:06 pm

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

The Green Bay Packers actually put Micah Hyde and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix on the field together today. Unfortunately, they’re still handing Morgan Burnett a starting job.

Randall Cobb Says He Hasn’t Done Enough, is Right

07/28/2014 - 7:00 am

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Randall Cobb: boss

The Green Bay Packers will most likely try to extend receiver Randall Cobb’s contract next. Cobb says he’s doesn’t feel he’s done enough and he’s right.

Jordy Nelson Has a New Four-Year Deal

07/26/2014 - 8:43 am

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Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers have signed receiver Jordy Nelson to a new four-year contract, essentially meeting his asking price of $10 million per year.

Nick Perry and Mike Neal are Already Injured

07/26/2014 - 6:00 am

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Nick Perry

The Green Bay Packers are already piling up injuries. Both Nick Perry and Mike Neal showed up to camp injured. They’re now on the physically unable to perform list.

Murphy Says the Packers are Playing in London

07/25/2014 - 12:36 pm

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Packers in London?

The Green Bay Packers are going to be playing a game in London at some point, according to Mark Murphy. That point will probably be 2016.

We Know Why Jordy Nelson Hasn’t Gotten a New Deal

07/25/2014 - 9:00 am

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Jordy Nelson

Jordy Nelson is seeking $10 million a year from the Green Bay Packers, which is why he doesn’t have a new deal yet. That number may mean he ends up leaving.

2014 Packers Training Camp Battles: Safety

07/25/2014 - 7:00 am

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Micah Hyde

Remember the Green Bay Packers’ safety play in 2013? A total garbage dump. They’ll try to remedy that in 2014 by letting three guys duke it out to start.

Mark Murphy is Sure Everyone will Embrace Brett Favre

07/24/2014 - 4:17 pm

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Brett Favre

Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy is delusional. He is confident all of the fan base will embrace Brett Favre when he returns to Lambeau this year.

Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

07/24/2014 - 11:00 am

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Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!

2014 Packers Training Camp Battles: Cornerback

07/24/2014 - 7:00 am

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Davon House

One of the toughest decisions the Green Bay Packers are going to have to make during the preseason is which of their talent cornerbacks to keep around.

Mike McCarthy Finally Gets His Street

07/23/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

Mike McCarthy Way is now a reality, at least in that giving the Green Bay Packers coach his own street has been approved by the Village of Ashwaubenon.

2014 Packers Training Camp Battles: Linebackers

07/23/2014 - 7:00 am

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Brad Jones

The Green Bay Packers linebackers weren’t anything to write home about in 2013. That may not be any different this year. Here are the suspects for mediocrity.

Forbes: Packers are 24th Most Valuable Sports Franchise

07/22/2014 - 12:19 pm

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Packers pep rally

The Green Bay Packers check in at No. 24 in Forbes’ annual rankings of the top 50 most valuable sports franchises. They’re down six spots from last year.