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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Pick a Winner of this Brett Favre Caption Contest

06/04/2014 - 1:06 pm

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Brett Favre, Mark Chmura, Frank Winters

Someone is going to win some Green Bay Packers swag because they cleverly captioned this photo of Brett Favre, Mark Chmura and Frank Winters. Vote here.

Jordy Nelson Expects Deal by Training Camp

06/04/2014 - 8:23 am

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Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is in the final year of his contract. When is he going to get a new one? He expects talks to heat up as training camp approaches.

Aaron Rodgers Called out Drew Smith Today

06/03/2014 - 2:44 pm

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Aaron Rodgers: sucking

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is not a fan of Fox 11 sports guy Drew Smith. Smith said Rodgers threw a pick today. Rodgers called him out.

Don Barclay Could Still Be a Starter

06/03/2014 - 12:09 pm

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Don Barclay

Don Barclay started at right tackle for the Green Bay Packers last season. He’ll be replaced there by Bryan Bulaga this season. Right? Well, maybe not. So says Mike McCarthy.

Kelly Hall is Back (In a Bikini)

06/03/2014 - 7:00 am

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Kelly Hall

Hey, Kelly Hall is back on the scene and she’s in a bikini. You will remember her as Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford’s woman. Have a look.

Chicago Bears Fans are Criminals

06/02/2014 - 11:03 am

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Chicago Bears fan

We’ve always believed it to be true. Now it’s been proven as fact. Chicago Bears fans are criminals. So says a scientific study from UC Berkeley.

Who’s In Play for Jermichael Finley?

06/02/2014 - 7:00 am

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Jermichael Finley gets his groove back

Anyone want a pretty good tight end with a neck injury? Anyone? Here are the teams who are in play for free agent tight end Jermichael Finley.

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Has Some Wisdom for You

06/01/2014 - 9:50 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Roger Goodell

Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix has some dating wisdom for you. And it’s good news for the white women of Green Bay.

B.J. Raji is Going to be a Monster Again

05/31/2014 - 7:00 am

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B.J. Raji

B.J. Raji hasn’t been a factor for the Green Bay Packers in over two years. Maybe this year will be different though. Raji will get his way and play nose again.

The Bears Were After Mike Neal

05/30/2014 - 10:34 am

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Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.

Micah Hyde is Playing Safety

05/30/2014 - 7:00 am

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Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers have moved cornerback Micah Hyde to safety to start OTAs, telling him he’ll compete to be a three-down player. Bad news for Morgan Burnett?

Jermichael Finley Has Medical Clearance

05/29/2014 - 2:41 pm

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Jermichael Finley

Free agent tight end Jermichael Finley finally got some good news about his neck injury. His surgeon has given him full clearance to play ball, so now what?

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Has Signed

05/29/2014 - 1:09 pm

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Roger Goodell

The Green Bay Packers have signed first-round pick Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, leaving them with just two unsigned draft picks. Here’s what we know and how it’ll go.

A.J. Hawk Flew with the Blue Angels

05/29/2014 - 8:10 am

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A.J. Hawk Blue Angels

Green Bay Packers linebacker A.J. Hawk took some time out of his busy schedule to fly with the Blue Angels yesterday. The perks of being an NFL player.

Fun with Brett Favre: Please Caption This

05/28/2014 - 12:47 pm

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Brett Favre, Mark Chmura, Frank Winters

It’s Brett Favre fishing with Mark Chmura and Frank Winters. You know what that means? It means you MUST caption this photo for us. Go to it!

Jermichael Finley is Meeting with Packers Today

05/28/2014 - 8:28 am

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Jermichael Finley

Free agent tight end Jermichael Finley and his neck injury are meeting with the Green Bay Packers today. For tests or a new contract? Doesn’t appear so.

Matt Forte is Tired of Losing to the Green Bay Packers, Dammit!

05/27/2014 - 1:54 pm

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Matt Forte

Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.

About the Green Bay Packers 18 Receivers

05/27/2014 - 11:20 am

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Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers have a bunch of receivers on their roster that have a legit chance to make the team. Nine to be exact. That might even be too many.

Of Course There’s Green Bay Packers Ice Cream

05/26/2014 - 9:27 am

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Green Bay Packers ice cream

Yesterday, we discovered Green Bay Packers ice cream. Why wouldn’t there be such a thing? Seems perfect for your Memorial Day BBQ, doesn’t it?

You Should Probably Meet Rachel Abbrederis

05/24/2014 - 2:31 pm

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Rachel Abbrederis

Did you know Green Bay Packers receiver Jared Abbrederis was married? We didn’t. Meet his wife Rachel Abbrederis and check out what else we dug up.