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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Meanwhile, Chicago Bears are Fighting Amongst Themselves

08/05/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Martellus Bennett and Kyle Fuller

On Monday, Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett slammed teammate Kyle Fuller to the ground. On Tuesday, he got suspended by the team. Implosion!

Colt Lyerla will Be Out Several Weeks

08/05/2014 - 11:05 am

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Colt Lyerla

Rookie tight end Colt Lyerla’s chances of making the Green Bay Packers roster just evaporated. Lyerla will miss several weeks with a knee injury.

Jay Cutler is a Pig

08/05/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jay Cutler the pig

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.

Brett Favre Again Defines Real Packers Fans

08/04/2014 - 1:09 pm

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Brett Favre retires

Brett Favre has again taken it upon himself to define what a real Green Bay Packers fan is. It’s one that loves Brett Favre. This is where we’ve had enough.

Brett Favre Number Retirement will Be in 2015

08/04/2014 - 9:39 am

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Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers will retire Brett Favre’s No. 4 in 2015, Favre announced. Favre will become one of only six guys in Packers history to receive the honor.

Brett Favre is Going into Packers Hall in 2015

08/03/2014 - 7:56 pm

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Brett Favre

Word has leaked that Brett Favre will be inducted into the Packers Hall of Fame in 2015. His number retirement may be moved up as well. Thanks, Packers!

Colt Lyerla Injured on Family Night

08/03/2014 - 10:24 am

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Colt Lyerla

The Green Bay Packers did not make it through Family Night without an injury of note this year. Rookie tight end Colt Lyerla suffered a leg injury that could be serious.

Lambeau Leap Statue Misses the Mark

08/02/2014 - 12:38 pm

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Lambeau Leap statue

The Green Bay Packers have unveiled a Lambeau Leap statue outside of Lambeau Field. An iconic event in team history. The statue is only missing the most important thing.

Let’s Not Forget About Sean Richardson

08/02/2014 - 6:00 am

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Sean Richardson

We were doing our best to forget all about Sean Richardson. However, his play during the first week of camp has put him back in the conversation for a roster spot.

Jared Abbrederis Has a Torn ACL

08/01/2014 - 2:43 pm

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Jared Abbrederis

We knew it was coming. We’re just surprised it took so long. Rookie receiver Jared Abbrederis has suffered the first major injury of training camp for the Packers.

Eddie Lacy’s Sports Illustrated Cover

08/01/2014 - 11:09 am

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Eddie Lacy Sports Illustrated

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy is on the cover of Sports Illustrated because it’s fantasy football season. Eaaaaaaaaasy, Ed.

Nick Perry Has a Bright Future, According to Nick Perry

08/01/2014 - 6:00 am

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Nick Perry

Linebacker Nick Perry returned to practice on Thursday — the first time he’s done anything involving football in 2014. He says he has a bright future. We have our doubts.

Davon House is Killing It

07/31/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Davon House

Cornerback Davon House has been impressive for the Green Bay Packers in training camp. Unfortunately, there isn’t much opportunity for House to move up.

J.C. Tretter Isn’t Cutting It

07/31/2014 - 6:00 am

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J.C. Tretter

Is J.C. Tretter the Green Bay Packers latest mistake at the center position? So far in camp, it looks that way. Good thing it’s still early.

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

07/30/2014 - 4:08 pm

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Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Big Ted Has a Big New Deal

07/30/2014 - 12:07 pm

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Ted Thompson

That joyous day that we have all pined for for so long is finally here. The Green Bay Packers have locked up general manager Ted Thompson with a shiny, new multi-year contract extension. Big Ted! Woooooooooooooo! The length or worth of the contract hasn’t been released and we don’t expect it to be. The Packers […]

Aaron Rodgers Wants Jermichael Finley Back

07/30/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jermichael Finley

Add Aaron Rodgers to the list of people who say they want tight end Jermichael Finley back with the Green Bay Packers. It still seems unlikely.

Packers Want to Give Johnathan Franklin a Job

07/29/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Johnathan Franklin

They won’t be giving him a job playing football, but the Green Bay Packers want to give Johnathan Franklin a job doing something else in the organization.

DuJuan Harris is Too Damn Big for that Bike!

07/29/2014 - 6:00 am

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DuJuan Harris carrying a bike

Running back DuJuan Harris met a local girl whose bike was a little too small for him to ride to practice. He didn’t let her down though.

Hyde and Clinton-Dix Together at Long Last

07/28/2014 - 12:06 pm

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

The Green Bay Packers actually put Micah Hyde and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix on the field together today. Unfortunately, they’re still handing Morgan Burnett a starting job.