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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Kelly Hall and Butterball are Engaged

03/31/2014 - 2:03 pm

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Kelly Hall

Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, AKA Butterball, has gotten engaged to longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall. Way to make an honest woman out of that broad!

Packers Are Out on DeSean Jackson

03/31/2014 - 11:41 am

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DeSean Jackson

The Green Bay Packers won’t be signing free agent receiver DeSean Jackson, according to Ed Werder. It would be interesting if they kicked the tires though.

Yes, Aaron Rodgers Was There for the Wisconsin Badgers on Saturday

03/31/2014 - 8:24 am

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Wisconsin Badgers basketball

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was in Anaheim again on Saturday to throw his support behind the Wisconsin Badgers. Here’s the locker room video.

Here We Learn What Jay Cutler is Like in the Sack

03/29/2014 - 10:03 am

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80s Jay Cutler

Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.

C.J. Wilson is Latest Former Packer to Sign with the Raiders

03/28/2014 - 3:12 pm

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C.J. Wilson

The Green Bay Packers showed no interest in re-signing free agent defensive end C.J. Wilson. So like James Jones he went and signed with the Raiders.

J.C. Tretter is Being Handed Packers Starting Center Job

03/28/2014 - 12:10 pm

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J.C. Tretter

The Green Bay Packers starting center in 2014 is going to be J.C. Tretter. That is, unless the kid falls flat on his face. The Packers are handing him the job.

Aaron Rodgers Stopped By to Congratulate the Wisconsin Badgers

03/28/2014 - 7:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Wisconsin Badgers coach Bo Ryan

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers popped in the locker room after the Wisconsin Badgers beat Baylor on Thursday night. What ensued was a bunch of awkward. Here’s video.

Mike McCarthy Wants to Coach Your Football Team for a Long Time

03/27/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

Me coach you long time? That’s what Mike McCarthy is asking the Green Bay Packers. The head buffoon wants to stick around Green Bay for eight more seasons.

Aaron Rodgers, Seth Rogan and Zac Efron

03/27/2014 - 10:29 am

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Aaron Rodgers, Seth Rogan and Zac Efron

Green Bay Packers quarterback is hanging out with actors Seth Rogan and Zac Efron because of course he is. Here’s what we know and the photo proof.

Packers Visited with Offensive Lineman Mike McGlynn

03/27/2014 - 6:00 am

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Mike McGlynn

The Green Bay Packers reportedly had free agent offensive lineman Mike McGlynn in town for a visit this week. He could be an option at center, unless the Titans sign him first.

Minnesota Vikings Fans: Jared Allen is a Trader

03/26/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Jared Allen: trader

Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”

Jared Allen: Obviously Not Concerned About Winning

03/26/2014 - 8:52 am

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Jared Allen fucks sheep

Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!

Packers Want Matt Flynn Back

03/26/2014 - 7:00 am

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Matt Flynn

The Green Bay Packers want Matt Flynn back in their backup quarterback mix. Or at least coach Mike McCarthy does. He said as much on Wednesday.

It’s Official: David Bakhtiari Stays at Left Tackle, Bryan Bulaga to Right

03/25/2014 - 10:08 am

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David Bakhtiari

The Green Bay Packers have finally made it official. David Bakhtiari will stay at left tackle and Bryan Bulaga will move back to right. So what becomes of Don Barclay?

Just Because: Here’s some Chris Farley with the Packers

03/25/2014 - 8:53 am

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Chris Farley

Chris Farley is a Wisconsin treasure. After Super Bowl XXXI, he greeted several members of the Green Bay Packers on The Tonight Show. Here’s that video just because we felt like it.

Green Bay Packers Picked up Two More Draft Picks

03/24/2014 - 5:01 pm

Posted in 2014 NFL Draft | 23 comments

Laughing at Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers received two compensatory picks on Monday for last season’s net free agent losses. Clearly, this was Ted Thompson’s plan all along.

NFL Changed Playoff Ticket Policy for the Packers

03/24/2014 - 11:00 am

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Mark Murphy

The Green Bay Packers said they’d change their playoff ticket policy after fans let them have it last season. Well, the NFL beat them to the punch today.

March Madness: Top Green Bay Packers from Sweet 16 Schools

03/24/2014 - 8:10 am

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Arnie Herber

The NCAA tournament is down to the Sweet 16. We pick the best Green Bay Packers from each of the remaining 16 schools. How’s that for some March Madness?

Remember, Julius Peppers Played College Basketball

03/22/2014 - 10:00 am

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Julius Peppers basketball

The newest member of the Green Bay Packers, Julius Peppers, once played college basketball. It’s March Madness, so why not take a stroll down memory lane?

How About Mark Sanchez as Aaron Rodgers’ Backup?

03/22/2014 - 7:00 am

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Mark Sanchez in GQ

Mark Sanchez was released by the New York Jets on Friday. How about the Green Bay Packers as his next stop? Probably not what Sanchez had in mind, but makes some sense.