Monty
Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.
Posts by Monty
Brad Childress Also a Cross Dresser
10/27/2009 - 6:30 am
Tags: Brad Childress, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brad Childress | 5 comments
Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a lot of things. Moron. Idiot. Pedophile. Douche. Really bad head coach. Perfect representation of the Minnesota Vikings‘ franchise. He’s also a cross dresser. How do I know this? Chris Mortensen said so, Sunday morning. The following is from his Twitter stream. So coach Brad Childress dressed up like [...]
Packers Tried to Bring In Aaron Stecker
10/26/2009 - 4:55 pm
Tags: Aaron Stecker, Brandon Jackson, DeShawn Wynn, Jordy Nelson, Tramon Williams, Will Blackmon
Posted in injuries, signings | 1 comment
I have it from a reliable source that the Green Bay Packers tried to bring in former Ashwaubenon star Aaron Stecker for a tryout today. Unfortunately, the Packers didn’t get a chance to take a look at the former Tampa Bay and New Orleans running back/kick returner, as he had already signed with the Atlanta [...]
We Love You Brett Favre!
10/26/2009 - 11:22 am
Tags: Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brett Favre | 3 comments
Actually, we only love this Brett Favre, now that he’s a member of the Minnesota Vikings. You know you’ve seen him before – many times. We’re not talking about the game-winning, gun-slinging, playing-for-the-love-of-the-game Brett Favre of Green Bay Packers lore. We’re talking about the interception-throwing, ball-dropping, can’t-quite-pull-it-out-at-the-end Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings [...]
Everything Goes According to Script for Packers
10/26/2009 - 8:15 am
Tags: Aaron Kampman, Aaron Rodgers, Ahman Green, Al Harris, Atari Bigby, Brandon Chillar, Charles Woodson, Cleveland Browns, Derek Anderson, Green Bay Packers, Josh Cribbs, Mason Crosby, Mike McCarthy, Ryan Grant
Posted in Cleveland Browns, Green Bay Packers | 2 comments
This is exactly how it was supposed to play out for the Green Bay Packers. The Packers would dominate the Cleveland Browns and the Minnesota Vikings would lose on the road to the Pittsburgh Steelers, setting up a battle for first place in the NFC North next week in Lambeau Field. Technically, the Packers (4-2) [...]
Predictions: Packers vs. Browns
10/25/2009 - 8:00 am
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Brady Quinn, Clay Matthews, Cleveland Browns, Derek Anderson, Eric Mangini, Green Bay Packers, Greg Jennings, Josh Cribbs
Posted in predictions | 1 comment
Total Packers takes a look at todays’s Green Bay Packers, Cleveland Browns game and offers their predictions. Monty: The Cleveland Browns are bad, we know that. The Browns are last in the league in defense. They are second to last in offense. Their lone win was against another very bad team – the Buffalo Bills [...]
Joan Jett Loves Two Things We Love
10/24/2009 - 8:00 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Joan Jett
Posted in fans | 1 comment
Rock ‘n Roll and the Green Bay Packers. I wouldn’t say these things necessarily go together, but who gives a shit? Jett – who you may remember from such recordings as I Love Rock ‘N Roll, Do You Wanna Touch Me, and I Hate Myself For Loving You – recently spoke about her love for [...]
Shedding Some Light on Packers Signing of Ahman Green
10/23/2009 - 1:00 pm
Tags: Ahman Green, Brandon Jackson, Green Bay Packers, Ryan Grant
Posted in Ahman Green | 1 comment
When the Green Bay Packers signed Ahman Green on Wednesday there was a range of responses – from “awesome!” to “what the hell?” Well, let’s get this out of the way right at the top, Green isn’t the player he was when he left the Packers via free agency to sign with the Houston Texans. [...]
Chad Clifton: Cheater
10/22/2009 - 11:00 am
Tags: Chad Clifton, Green Bay Packers, T.J. Lang
Posted in Chad Clifton | 1 comment
Remember when Green Bay Packers left tackle Chad Clifton got called for two penalties for not lining up on the line of scrimmage against the Detroit Lions, last Sunday? Evidence suggests Clifton has done this before, and may have been doing it for a while. I’m sure the Packers, their fans and Clifton will take [...]
Packers Game Against the Browns Just Got Easier
10/22/2009 - 6:30 am
Tags: Cleveland Browns, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Cleveland Browns | 2 comments
The Green Bay Packers are playing the Cleveland Browns this weekend. I thought I’d point that out because no one is really talking about the game, and with good reason. The Browns rank 31st in the league on offense, ahead of only the Oakland Raiders and superstar quarterback JaMarcus Russell, where they average 240 yards [...]
Good News for the NFC North: Brad Childress Getting New Deal
10/21/2009 - 6:30 am
Tags: Brad Childress, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brad Childress, Minnesota Vikings | 4 comments
The list of really bad, downright stupid NFL head coaches is long, especially in recent years. Clearly setting themselves apart from the field are the Cleveland Browns Eric Mangini and the Washington Redskins Jim Zorn, whose combined list of blunders reads like a War and Peace of moronic decision making. Then you have guys like [...]
Everything the Packers Did to Improve At the Trade Deadline
10/20/2009 - 2:11 pm
Tags: NFL trade deadline, Ted Thompson
Posted in trades | 4 comments
The Green Bay Packers, always looking to improve their team, made a lot of noise at Tuesday’s NFL trade deadline. With holes in the offensive line and running game that could have been shored up through trades, here’s a look at everything the Packers and general manager Ted Thompson did to address those issues.
Time to Turn Left Tackle Over to T.J. Lang
10/20/2009 - 10:30 am
Tags: Chad Clifton, T.J. Lang
Posted in Chad Clifton, offensive line, T.J. Lang | 5 comments
Green Bay Packers left tackle Chad Clifton almost made it through an entire game on Sunday before hurting his ankle. He almost made it through the Packers September 20 game with the Cincinnati Bengals before spraining an ankle, as well. You see where this is going. Clifton has only played one full game for the [...]
Placing Responsibility For the Packers Penalties
10/20/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Mike McCarthy
Posted in Mike McCarthy | 10 comments
The argument can certainly be made that no one but Chad Clifton was responsible for the four penalties he committed against the Detroit Lions on Sunday, but it’s hard to understand why Clifton did it. The Green Bay Packers were playing at home, so it’s unlikely crowd noise was a factor. Clifton wasn’t lining up [...]
Clay Matthews – Catalyst for the Packers Defense
10/19/2009 - 1:47 pm
Tags: A.J. Hawk, Aaron Kampman, Brady Poppinga, Clay Matthews, Green Bay Packers, Nick Barnett
Posted in Clay Matthews III | 2 comments
Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Clay Matthews made his first NFL start on Sunday against the Detroit Lions, and boy, what a start it was. Matthews, the Packers second first-round pick this season, played every snap, contributed two sacks and five tackles, including one for a loss. We’ve gone over and over the Packers shortcomings [...]
Packers Trade Chatter Gets Louder as Deadline Approaches
10/19/2009 - 11:20 am
Tags: A.J. Hawk, Aaron Kampman, Desmond Bishop, Green Bay Packers, Joe Thomas, NFL trade deadline, Steven Jackson, Ted Thompson, Tra Thomas
Posted in A.J. Hawk, Aaron Kampman, Desmond Bishop, trades | 6 comments
The chatter is getting louder with the NFL trade deadline looming tomorrow and the Green Bay Packers are part of it. Whether that results in any deals remains to be seen – Packers GM Ted Thompson isn’t known for his splashy moves – but there are some things to keep an eye on. The Journal [...]
Detroit Win Proof Packers Aren’t Going Very Far
10/19/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Jim Schwartz
Posted in Green Bay Packers | 3 comments
It pains me to say it, but the 2009 Green Bay Packers football team is not a good football team. Right now, the Packers are at best an average football team. Even though the Packers completely handled the Detroit Lions – to the tune of 26-0 – it was again apparent why the Packers won’t [...]
Newsflash: Bernard Berrian Likes Hot, Naked Broads
10/18/2009 - 8:00 am
Tags: Bernard Berrian, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | No comments
Thought I would bring you this one before the Green Bay Packers whip the Detroit Lions ass today. It seems that Minnesota Vikings’ receiver Bernard Berrian likes hot, naked broads. I know, that’s a stretch. First of all, there aren’t any hot broads in Minnesota. Second of all, he’s a Minnesota Vikings’ player and he [...]
Javon Walker: Rotting in Purgatory
10/17/2009 - 1:00 pm
Tags: Javon Walker, Oakland Raiders
Posted in Javon Walker | 5 comments
Well, there’s a good chance if you can’t get on the field for the laughingstock of the NFL, you’re not going to get on the field anywhere, and that’s just what’s happening with Javon Walker in Oakland. Walker, who demanded a trade from the Green Bay Packers and later the Denver Broncos, has seen the [...]
Bears Trade for DE Gaines Adams
10/17/2009 - 10:26 am
Tags: Adewale Ogunleye, Chicago Bears, Gaines Adams, Mark Anderson, Rod Marinelli, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Posted in Chicago Bears | 1 comment
The Chicago Bears drew first blood against the Green Bay Packers in the trade market Friday, trading for Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end Gaines Adams. Adams was the fourth overall selection in the 2007 NFL Draft out of Clemson, but he has been an underachiever for the Bucs. The Bears sent a 2010 second-round pick [...]
Lions Winning Respect in NFL, But Not in Detroit
10/17/2009 - 7:00 am
Tags: Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Jason Hanson, Jim Schwartz, Lambeau Field
Posted in Detroit Lions | No comments
I love this Detroit News column that proclaims “Lions winning respect in NFL,” and then basically goes on to say that the Lions suck and are going to lose to the Green Bay Packers this weekend. After the feel good headline are these words. When the Lions go on the road to play the Green [...]
