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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Why the Chicago Bears Suck

06/16/2014 - 7:00 am

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Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.

Mike McCarthy Hasn’t Closed Door on Remaining Free Agents

06/15/2014 - 9:37 am

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Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy says he hasn’t closed the door on the return of Jermichael Finley, Ryan Pickett or Johnny Jolly, even though the rest of us have.

Aaron Rodgers Isn’t Being Shy About Olivia Munn

06/14/2014 - 9:33 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has put on his big boy pants and is actually talking about his relationship with Olivia Munn. The poor bastard is clearly in love.

Aaron Rodgers Might Own the Milwaukee Bucks

06/13/2014 - 2:14 pm

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Aaron Rodgers at the Bucks game

It looks like Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has some interest becoming part of the ownership group of the Milwaukee Bucks. Mid-range, bro.

Check Out This Idiot Detroit Lions Fan

06/13/2014 - 11:19 am

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Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo

Hope springs eternal for at least one Detroit Lions fan. He’s David Morian and he just got a tattoo proclaiming the Lions 2015 Super Bowl champs. Well done.

Davante Adams and Richard Rodgers Have Signed

06/13/2014 - 7:00 am

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Davante Adams

The Green Bay Packers wrapped up the contracts for their draft class on Thursday, signing second-rounder Davante Adams and third-rounder Richard Rodgers.

Brett Favre is Coming Back this Year

06/12/2014 - 2:13 pm

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Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers want to welcome Brett Favre back into the kingdom this year and Lord Favre says he wants to return. Get ready for some Favre at Lambeau!

Datone Jones is Making Guarantees

06/12/2014 - 11:59 am

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Datone Jones

The Green Bay Packers 2013 first-round pick, Datone Jones, has a guarantee for you. He’s going to be a whole different player in 2014, i.e. not invisible.

Richard Rodgers is this Year’s OTA Darling

06/12/2014 - 7:00 am

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Richard Rodgers

Green Bay Packers rookie tight end Richard Rodgers is this year’s OTA darling, joining a distinguished list that includes Brandon Underwood and Lane Taylor.

How About a Green Bay Packers Fishing Boat?

06/11/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Green Bay Packers fishing boat

Maybe the Green Bay Packers RV is not your thing. Well, if you’re more of the sportsman type, we’ve got a Green Bay Packers fishing boat for you to buy.

Morgan Burnett Feels No Pressure, But Should

06/11/2014 - 7:00 am

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Morgan Burnett

After turning in a disastrous 2013 campaign AND getting some competition at safety, you’d think Morgan Burnett would feel some pressure. Nah. Why would he?

Here’s Aaron Rodgers Sucking on Olivia Munn Again

06/10/2014 - 12:27 pm

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Seinfeld: the dress

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is getting all the face sucking in he can with girlfriend Olivia Munn. Also, she has a limited wardrobe.

Alyssa Gracik is Jeff Janis’ Girlfriend

06/10/2014 - 7:00 am

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Alyssa Gracik and Jeff Janis

We’d like to introduce you to Alyssa Gracik. She’s the girlfriend of Green Bay Packers receiver Jeff Janis. Here’s what we’ve got, including a some photos.

Who Wants a Vintage Green Bay Packers RV?

06/09/2014 - 12:26 pm

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Green Bay Packers RV

Who wants a vintage Green Bay Packers RV? Well, we’re pretty sure you do and now your prayers are about to be answered. Here’s one for just $20,000.

Who’s the Odd Man Out in the Green Bay Packers Backfield?

06/09/2014 - 7:00 am

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Eddie Lacy

Barring injury, the Green Bay Packers will again have a loaded backfield entering training camp. That will leave them with a tough decision. Who’s the odd man out?

Scenes from the Jordy Nelson Charity Softball Game

06/08/2014 - 1:54 pm

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Jordy Nelson charity softball game

The Jordy Nelson charity softball game was held Sunday at Fox Cities Stadium. Here’s how it went down and scenes from the event. Is it football season yet?

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn: PDA

06/07/2014 - 7:58 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn are pictured here getting touchy and kissy in public. We think it’s safe to say it’s serious.

Jordy Nelson is Pissed at the Scalpers

06/06/2014 - 1:49 pm

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Jordy Nelson commercial

Hey, you can still get tickets to Jordy Nelson’s softball game. Of course, you’ll have to pay like double face value — for a charity event. Jordy not pleased.

NFL Draft is on the Move

06/06/2014 - 8:31 am

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Roger Goodell NFL Draft

The NFL Draft will not be held at Radio City Music Hall in 2015. Three cities are currently in play for the event, which looks like it will expand once again.

Raiders, Steelers Now in Play for Jermichael Finley

06/05/2014 - 12:39 pm

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Jermichael Finley concussion

Add two teams to the list of potential landing spots for free agent tight end Jermichael Finley. They are the Oakland Raiders and the Pittsburgh Steelers.