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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Hormel Chili is Today’s Big Winner

05/20/2014 - 2:09 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings, Super Bowl | 14 comments

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.

Packers Signing of Colt Lyerla a Big Deal, Apparently

05/20/2014 - 10:15 am

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Colt Lyerla

So the Green Bay Packers have gone and signed a troubled player in tight end Colt Lyerla. That has some people up in arms and those people are total idiots.

Khyri Thornton Has Signed

05/19/2014 - 6:52 pm

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Khyri Thornton

The Green Bay Packers have signed third-round pick Khyri Thornton. What have we learned about this dude since the draft? Well, just take a look.

Colt Lyerla is Now a Member of the Packers

05/19/2014 - 3:58 pm

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Posted in signings | 15 comments

Colt Lyerla

After getting a tryout at their rookie camp, scrapheap tight end Colt Lyerla is now a member of the Green Bay Packers. This should be interesting to watch.

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

05/19/2014 - 12:23 pm

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Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.

Here’s Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

05/19/2014 - 8:20 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has met the family. Here’s what we believe to be Rodgers and Olivia Munn’s family hanging out.

Ted Thompson Isn’t Quitting Anytime Soon

05/18/2014 - 12:58 pm

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Ted Thompson

You’re going to have Ted Thompson to kick around for a while, it appears. The Green Bay Packers general manager says he has no plans to quit anytime soon.

Farewell Johnny Jolly, You Sweet Prince

05/17/2014 - 9:14 am

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Johnny Jolly

Even though Mike McCarthy claimed otherwise earlier this week, the Green Bay Packers have moved on from Johnny Jolly. They’ve given his locker away, which is a clear sign he won’t be back. Assholes.

Demetri Goodson Has Signed

05/16/2014 - 4:48 pm

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Demetri Goodson

The Green Bay Packers have signed sixth-round pick Demetri Goodson. Here are his contract numbers and some other fun facts about the team’s newest corner.

Packers Are Giving Problem Child Colt Lyerla a Chance

05/16/2014 - 11:04 am

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Colt Lyerla

The Green Bay Packers are the home of the NFL second chance. Their latest reclamation project could be former Oregon tight end Colt Lyerla. He’s getting a tryout this weekend.

Carl Bradford’s Deal is Done

05/16/2014 - 6:00 am

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Carl Bradford

The Green Bay Packers have signed fourth-round pick Carl Bradford, leaving five picks to go. More importantly, here are some photos of Bradford’s woman.

Corey Linsley is Under Contract

05/15/2014 - 4:22 pm

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Corey Linsley

The Green Bay Packers have signed fifth-round draft pick and maybe their new starting center Corey Linsley. Here’s his deal and what we’ve learned.

Olivia Munn: Here’s What Aaron Rodgers is Getting Into

05/15/2014 - 1:10 pm

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Olivia Munn

So Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is dating actress Olivia Munn? Well, we might as well investigate this further, don’t you think?

McCarthy Says Packers Still Interested in Finley, Jolly

05/15/2014 - 8:27 am

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Jermichael Finley injury

The Green Bay Packers are still interested in bringing back tight end Jermichael Finley and defensive lineman Johnny Jolly, if they’re healthy. So says Mike McCarthy.

Jeff Janis Gets Signed, James Nixon Gets Cut

05/14/2014 - 3:02 pm

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Jeff Janis

The Green Bay Packers now have their second draft pick under contract. He’s seventh-round receiver Jeff Janis. The Packers also released James Nixon.

Packers Have Signed Jared Abbrederis

05/14/2014 - 1:28 pm

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Jared Abbrederis

Jared Abbrederis, a fifth-round pick, has signed his first contract with the Green Bay Packers. Several more signings appear imminent.

So Aaron Rodgers is Now Dating Olivia Munn

05/14/2014 - 11:58 am

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Lee Brice, Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers continues to win at life. He is now reportedly dating actress Olivia Munn. It’s good to be QB1!

Teddy Bridgewater’s Plan Really Backfired

05/14/2014 - 7:00 am

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Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.

So What’s Up with Carl Bradford?

05/13/2014 - 11:44 am

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Carl Bradford

Carl Bradford is the most intriguing of the Green Bay Packers draftees, at least to us. There are all kinds of questions, but we see a pretty clear future.

These Packers are Pretty Much Screwed

05/13/2014 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Brandon Bostick, Jarrett Boykin, Johnny Jolly, Micah Hyde | 14 comments

Micah Hyde

With the NFL Draft complete, the Green Bay Packers positional groups are starting to shape up. Here’s who pretty much got screwed because of the draft.