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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Of Course There’s Green Bay Packers Ice Cream

05/26/2014 - 9:27 am

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Green Bay Packers ice cream

Yesterday, we discovered Green Bay Packers ice cream. Why wouldn’t there be such a thing? Seems perfect for your Memorial Day BBQ, doesn’t it?

You Should Probably Meet Rachel Abbrederis

05/24/2014 - 2:31 pm

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Rachel Abbrederis

Did you know Green Bay Packers receiver Jared Abbrederis was married? We didn’t. Meet his wife Rachel Abbrederis and check out what else we dug up.

This has to Be a Metaphor for Being a Minnesota Vikings Fan

05/23/2014 - 1:15 pm

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Minnesota Vikings fans pissed here

Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!

Stop Asking Ha Ha Clinton-Dix for Favors Please

05/23/2014 - 7:00 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

When you suddenly find yourself rich or close to it, people start coming out of the woodwork asking for favors. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix knows how to deal with it.

Don’t Expect Much from Richard Rodgers This Year

05/22/2014 - 12:32 pm

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Richard Rodgers

Neither you nor the Green Bay Packers should expect much from tight end Richard Rodgers this season. He’s inexperienced as a blocker and history says he won’t play because of that.

Carl Bradford Thinks He’s Moving Inside Eventually

05/22/2014 - 7:00 am

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Carl Bradford

The Green Bay Packers drafted Carl Bradford as an outside linebacker, but he makes it sound like a move inside is inevitable. That would make us very happy.

Ted Thompson is Getting a New Contract Before McCarthy

05/21/2014 - 11:00 am

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Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers have supposedly discussed a new contract with coach Mike McCarthy. They would have to extend GM Ted Thompson first, though.

Watch the Tools in Minneapolis React to Getting Super Bowl LII

05/21/2014 - 7:00 am

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Minnesota gets Super Bowl LII

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.

Hormel Chili is Today’s Big Winner

05/20/2014 - 2:09 pm

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Minnesota Vikings stadium

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.

Packers Signing of Colt Lyerla a Big Deal, Apparently

05/20/2014 - 10:15 am

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Colt Lyerla

So the Green Bay Packers have gone and signed a troubled player in tight end Colt Lyerla. That has some people up in arms and those people are total idiots.

Khyri Thornton Has Signed

05/19/2014 - 6:52 pm

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Khyri Thornton

The Green Bay Packers have signed third-round pick Khyri Thornton. What have we learned about this dude since the draft? Well, just take a look.

Colt Lyerla is Now a Member of the Packers

05/19/2014 - 3:58 pm

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Colt Lyerla

After getting a tryout at their rookie camp, scrapheap tight end Colt Lyerla is now a member of the Green Bay Packers. This should be interesting to watch.

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

05/19/2014 - 12:23 pm

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Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.

Here’s Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

05/19/2014 - 8:20 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has met the family. Here’s what we believe to be Rodgers and Olivia Munn’s family hanging out.

Ted Thompson Isn’t Quitting Anytime Soon

05/18/2014 - 12:58 pm

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Ted Thompson

You’re going to have Ted Thompson to kick around for a while, it appears. The Green Bay Packers general manager says he has no plans to quit anytime soon.

Farewell Johnny Jolly, You Sweet Prince

05/17/2014 - 9:14 am

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Johnny Jolly

Even though Mike McCarthy claimed otherwise earlier this week, the Green Bay Packers have moved on from Johnny Jolly. They’ve given his locker away, which is a clear sign he won’t be back. Assholes.

Demetri Goodson Has Signed

05/16/2014 - 4:48 pm

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Demetri Goodson

The Green Bay Packers have signed sixth-round pick Demetri Goodson. Here are his contract numbers and some other fun facts about the team’s newest corner.

Packers Are Giving Problem Child Colt Lyerla a Chance

05/16/2014 - 11:04 am

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Colt Lyerla

The Green Bay Packers are the home of the NFL second chance. Their latest reclamation project could be former Oregon tight end Colt Lyerla. He’s getting a tryout this weekend.

Carl Bradford’s Deal is Done

05/16/2014 - 6:00 am

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Carl Bradford

The Green Bay Packers have signed fourth-round pick Carl Bradford, leaving five picks to go. More importantly, here are some photos of Bradford’s woman.

Corey Linsley is Under Contract

05/15/2014 - 4:22 pm

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Corey Linsley

The Green Bay Packers have signed fifth-round draft pick and maybe their new starting center Corey Linsley. Here’s his deal and what we’ve learned.