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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Julius Peppers vs. Reggie White

06/25/2014 - 7:00 am

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Julius Peppers vs. Reggie White

Julius Peppers isn’t Reggie White, but there are a lot of similarities. We break down White’s final NFL seasons to see what we can expect from Peppers.

Just Because: Tim Kurkjian Fails as a Racing Sausage

06/24/2014 - 3:55 pm

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Tim Kurkjian sausage race

There’s no Green Bay Packers news, so here’s ESPN’s Tim Kurkjian at the Milwaukee Brewers game failing as one of the racing sausages. Failing badly.

Aaron Rodgers Says Packers Were Often the JV Team

06/24/2014 - 9:23 am

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Aaron Rodgers: QB1

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has compared his team to a junior varsity squad, an obvious nod to the defense’s lack of size and, uh… production.

Aaron Rodgers Wants a Sit Down with Starr, Favre

06/23/2014 - 3:02 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Bart Starr

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has himself an idea. That he should have a sit down with Brett Favre and Bart Starr for fans. For the fans, man!

Jermichael Finley Still Not Cleared by Packers

06/23/2014 - 8:33 am

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Jermichael Finley injury

The Green Bay Packers still have not cleared tight end Jermichael Finley to return. If they’re serious about brining him back, expect it to happen soon.

Green Bay Packers Long History with Neck Injuries

06/21/2014 - 10:19 am

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Nick Collins

The Green Bay Packers probably lead the NFL in neck injuries. Here are the players they’ve lost, how they got hurt and what ultimately happened to them.

Cheeseheads at the World Cup

06/20/2014 - 1:16 pm

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World Cup cheeseheads

There are people wearing cheeseheads at the World Cup. Swiss people. Are they Green Bay Packers fans? No, but that doesn’t matter to anyone.

Tramon Williams Wants Five More Years

06/20/2014 - 7:00 am

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Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams knows this may be his swan song in Titletown, but he insists he can play five more years. He’ll have to prove it.

Johnathan Franklin’s Career is Indeed Over

06/19/2014 - 2:25 pm

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Johnathan Franklin

Johnathan Franklin, we hardly knew you. Franklin has announced that his NFL career is over because of a neck injury and the Green Bay Packers have confirmed.

Brett Favre Wants You to Vote Thad Cochran

06/19/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Brett Favre for Thad Cochran

Brett Favre knows two things — dick pics and politics. So when he tells you to vote for Thad Cochran, you best vote for Thad Cochran! Here’s his ad for Thad.

Johnathan Franklin’s Career Could Be Over

06/19/2014 - 7:00 am

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Johnathan Franklin

Johnathan Franklin’s NFL career just got started and it might already be over. The Green Bay Packers think he has a career-threatening neck injury.

Jamari Lattimore Might Get His Shot

06/18/2014 - 12:42 pm

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Jamari Lattimore

Jamari Lattimore has been spotted running with the Green Bay Packers No. 1 defense at inside linebacker. Is he actually going to challenge Brad Jones? We certainly hope so.

Why the Minnesota Vikings Suck

06/18/2014 - 7:00 am

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Randy Moss moon

The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.

Julius Peppers Bought a New Mansion

06/17/2014 - 12:43 pm

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Julius Peppers home

Minicamp started today, but Green Bay Packers defensive end Julius Peppers had himself a busy day yesterday. He went and bought a $5.2 million home.

Why the Detroit Lions Suck

06/17/2014 - 7:00 am

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Detroit Lions suck

The Detroit Lions suck. You know it, I know it, they know it and the entire state of Michigan knows it. The 2014 Detroit Lions will suck too. They’re the Lions.

Brett Favre is Afraid of Getting Booed

06/16/2014 - 12:30 pm

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The Brett Favre Beard

The Brett Favre reunion with the Green Bay Packers appears imminent, but Favre is afraid of getting booed. Well, that makes E. Wolf very, very happy.

Why the Chicago Bears Suck

06/16/2014 - 7:00 am

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Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.

Mike McCarthy Hasn’t Closed Door on Remaining Free Agents

06/15/2014 - 9:37 am

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Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy says he hasn’t closed the door on the return of Jermichael Finley, Ryan Pickett or Johnny Jolly, even though the rest of us have.

Aaron Rodgers Isn’t Being Shy About Olivia Munn

06/14/2014 - 9:33 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has put on his big boy pants and is actually talking about his relationship with Olivia Munn. The poor bastard is clearly in love.

Aaron Rodgers Might Own the Milwaukee Bucks

06/13/2014 - 2:14 pm

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Aaron Rodgers at the Bucks game

It looks like Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has some interest becoming part of the ownership group of the Milwaukee Bucks. Mid-range, bro.