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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Eagles Angry Aaron Rodgers was Laughing at Them

11/19/2014 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

They’re all going to laugh at you! Well, at least Aaron Rodgers is going to laugh at you if you’re the Philadelphia Eagles. That’s what the Eagles all concerned about right now.

Aaron Rodgers was Amped Up About Larry Bird Comparison

11/18/2014 - 2:25 pm

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Rodgers under center ii

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was compared to Larry Bird by Magic Johnson. He called that a humbling experience and also managed to reference Vlade.

So Long, Adrian Peterson!

11/18/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Adrian Peterson

The NFL has finally suspended child abuser Adrian Peterson. His tenure as the symbol of the Minnesota Vikings is also probably over. So long, pal! Good riddance!

That Micah Hyde TD wasn’t Great for Everyone

11/17/2014 - 3:22 pm

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Micah Hyde Lambeau Leap

The Lambeau Leap following Micah Hyde’s 75-yard punt return touchdown against the Eagles was bad news for a couple people, including Hyde himself.

Magic Johnson Compared Aaron Rodgers to Larry Bird

11/17/2014 - 1:03 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Magic Johnson really likes what he sees out of Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. So much so that he’s comparing him to Larry Bird.

Eddie Lacy Running Over, Around and Through Fools

11/17/2014 - 10:15 am

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Eddie Lacy gif

Eddie Lacy hardly carries the football anymore, but he’s making the most of his catches. For the second week in a row, he made grown men look like assholes.

Five More: Packers 53, Eagles 20

11/17/2014 - 8:00 am

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Letroy Guion

The Green Bay Packers stomped the Philadelphia Eagles 53-20. Here are five more thoughts, including one very impressive stat and two big improvements.

Packers Make Statement with Win Against Eagles

11/16/2014 - 4:35 pm

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Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers played their best game of the year, laying an impressive 53-20 beatdown on the Philadelphia Eagles. This team may be legit.

Jamon Meredith Out, Justin Perillo In

11/15/2014 - 3:36 pm

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Justin Perillo

Jamon Meredith lasted all of one week in his second tour with the Green Bay Packers. Rookie tight end Justin Perillo gets his roster spot, which may be bad news for Brandon Bostick.

Clay Matthews is Aware of that Hamstring Issue

11/15/2014 - 9:24 am

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews hasn’t had a hamstring injury this season, which is odd considering he has one every season. He says he’s taken steps to prevent those.

Even the Sun-Times Has Lost Interest in the Chicago Bears

11/14/2014 - 2:59 pm

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Chicago Bears headline

The Chicago Sun-Times — the city’s other newspaper — has just as much interest in the Chicago Bears as everyone else does. None. This headline proves it.

T.J. Lang, Josh Sitton Both Probable

11/14/2014 - 12:39 pm

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Josh Sitton

There’s no doubt this week. Both of the Green Bay Packers starting guards — Josh Sitton and T.J. Lang — are going to play on Sunday.

They’ve Figured Out the Packers in Philly

11/14/2014 - 9:21 am

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steamrolling Packers

The Philadelphia Eagles are going to steamroll the Green Bay Packers this weekend. Or at the very least, some Philly news reporters are going to steamroll some photos of Green Bay Packers.

Clay Matthews Admitted He’d Prefer to Play Outside

11/14/2014 - 6:00 am

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews confirmed what we already knew. He’d prefer to be playing outside and he’d like to move back as soon as possible.

Aaron Rodgers is Still Pulling THAT Card

11/13/2014 - 2:00 pm

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Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will never let one thing go. Some scouts criticized him. That happened nine years ago and he still brings it up.

Clay Matthews Does Not Like Playing Inside

11/13/2014 - 11:00 am

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Clay Matthews

Of course Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is your typical stats-hungry prima donna. He does not like moving from outside to inside linebacker. We could give a shit what he likes.

Calvin Pryor Over Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Isn’t Looking So Smart

11/13/2014 - 9:00 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

The New York Jets made Calvin Pryor the first safety off the board this year. He went three spots ahead of the Green Bay Packers’ Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. That looks like a real stupid move right now.

Brandon Bostick Has a Hip Injury

11/12/2014 - 3:28 pm

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Brandon Bostick

Green Bay Packers tight end Brandon Bostick just caught his first touchdown catch of the season. It may be his last for a while. He has a hip injury.

Rodgers Says Corey Linsley Deserves Pro Bowl Consideration

11/12/2014 - 11:00 am

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Corey Linsley

Green Bay Packers rookie center Corey Linsley in the Pro Bowl? Isn’t going to happen, but Packers’ quarterback Aaron Rodgers says it should.

Chicago Bears Fans Reacting Completely Reasonably

11/12/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman

Chicago Bears fans did not handle their team’s latest loss to the Green Bay Packers well. They harassed the coach’s daughter, burned stuff and called for Jim McMahon.