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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Cheeseheads at the World Cup

06/20/2014 - 1:16 pm

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World Cup cheeseheads

There are people wearing cheeseheads at the World Cup. Swiss people. Are they Green Bay Packers fans? No, but that doesn’t matter to anyone.

Tramon Williams Wants Five More Years

06/20/2014 - 7:00 am

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Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams knows this may be his swan song in Titletown, but he insists he can play five more years. He’ll have to prove it.

Johnathan Franklin’s Career is Indeed Over

06/19/2014 - 2:25 pm

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Johnathan Franklin

Johnathan Franklin, we hardly knew you. Franklin has announced that his NFL career is over because of a neck injury and the Green Bay Packers have confirmed.

Brett Favre Wants You to Vote Thad Cochran

06/19/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Brett Favre for Thad Cochran

Brett Favre knows two things — dick pics and politics. So when he tells you to vote for Thad Cochran, you best vote for Thad Cochran! Here’s his ad for Thad.

Johnathan Franklin’s Career Could Be Over

06/19/2014 - 7:00 am

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Johnathan Franklin

Johnathan Franklin’s NFL career just got started and it might already be over. The Green Bay Packers think he has a career-threatening neck injury.

Jamari Lattimore Might Get His Shot

06/18/2014 - 12:42 pm

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Jamari Lattimore

Jamari Lattimore has been spotted running with the Green Bay Packers No. 1 defense at inside linebacker. Is he actually going to challenge Brad Jones? We certainly hope so.

Why the Minnesota Vikings Suck

06/18/2014 - 7:00 am

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Randy Moss moon

The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.

Julius Peppers Bought a New Mansion

06/17/2014 - 12:43 pm

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Julius Peppers home

Minicamp started today, but Green Bay Packers defensive end Julius Peppers had himself a busy day yesterday. He went and bought a $5.2 million home.

Why the Detroit Lions Suck

06/17/2014 - 7:00 am

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Detroit Lions suck

The Detroit Lions suck. You know it, I know it, they know it and the entire state of Michigan knows it. The 2014 Detroit Lions will suck too. They’re the Lions.

Brett Favre is Afraid of Getting Booed

06/16/2014 - 12:30 pm

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The Brett Favre Beard

The Brett Favre reunion with the Green Bay Packers appears imminent, but Favre is afraid of getting booed. Well, that makes E. Wolf very, very happy.

Why the Chicago Bears Suck

06/16/2014 - 7:00 am

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Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.

Mike McCarthy Hasn’t Closed Door on Remaining Free Agents

06/15/2014 - 9:37 am

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Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy says he hasn’t closed the door on the return of Jermichael Finley, Ryan Pickett or Johnny Jolly, even though the rest of us have.

Aaron Rodgers Isn’t Being Shy About Olivia Munn

06/14/2014 - 9:33 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has put on his big boy pants and is actually talking about his relationship with Olivia Munn. The poor bastard is clearly in love.

Aaron Rodgers Might Own the Milwaukee Bucks

06/13/2014 - 2:14 pm

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Aaron Rodgers at the Bucks game

It looks like Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has some interest becoming part of the ownership group of the Milwaukee Bucks. Mid-range, bro.

Check Out This Idiot Detroit Lions Fan

06/13/2014 - 11:19 am

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Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo

Hope springs eternal for at least one Detroit Lions fan. He’s David Morian and he just got a tattoo proclaiming the Lions 2015 Super Bowl champs. Well done.

Davante Adams and Richard Rodgers Have Signed

06/13/2014 - 7:00 am

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Davante Adams

The Green Bay Packers wrapped up the contracts for their draft class on Thursday, signing second-rounder Davante Adams and third-rounder Richard Rodgers.

Brett Favre is Coming Back this Year

06/12/2014 - 2:13 pm

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Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers want to welcome Brett Favre back into the kingdom this year and Lord Favre says he wants to return. Get ready for some Favre at Lambeau!

Datone Jones is Making Guarantees

06/12/2014 - 11:59 am

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Datone Jones

The Green Bay Packers 2013 first-round pick, Datone Jones, has a guarantee for you. He’s going to be a whole different player in 2014, i.e. not invisible.

Richard Rodgers is this Year’s OTA Darling

06/12/2014 - 7:00 am

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Richard Rodgers

Green Bay Packers rookie tight end Richard Rodgers is this year’s OTA darling, joining a distinguished list that includes Brandon Underwood and Lane Taylor.

How About a Green Bay Packers Fishing Boat?

06/11/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Green Bay Packers fishing boat

Maybe the Green Bay Packers RV is not your thing. Well, if you’re more of the sportsman type, we’ve got a Green Bay Packers fishing boat for you to buy.