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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Great, Morgan Burnett is Definitely Starting This Year

08/14/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safeties coach Darren Perry has confirmed that Morgan Burnett will be starting at safety for the team this year. We’re real pleased.

Julius Peppers will Start Playing When He Feels Like It

08/14/2014 - 10:00 am

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Julius Peppers

Julius Peppers has been dogging it all preseason and he’s going to continue dogging it until the regular season starts, thank you very much.

Hey Guys, Remember When the Packers Drafted All Defense?

08/14/2014 - 6:00 am

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Packers 2012 draft

In 2012 Ted Thompson and the Green Bay Packers were hell bent on fixing their defense, so they drafted defenders with their first six picks. Obviously, they did some real good work.

This Bro is Awesome and Is Totally Getting Laid

08/13/2014 - 3:41 pm

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Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl champions tattoo

This bro believes in the Dallas Cowboys so much he got a tattoo saying they’re 2015 Super Bowl champs. Awesome, bro! You’re totally getting laid!

Jerel Worthy was a Panic Pick

08/13/2014 - 12:40 pm

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Jerel Worthy

The Green Bay Packers actually had their eye on two other guys in the second round of the 2012 NFL draft, but they panicked and drafted Jerel Worthy. Smooth move.

Colt Lyerla Won’t Be Back Until Regular Season

08/13/2014 - 7:00 am

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Colt Lyerla

Rookie tight end Colt Lyerla’s injured knee will keep him out for three more weeks, which means there’s zero chance he’s making the Packers roster.

Good Riddance Jerel Worthy

08/12/2014 - 5:45 pm

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Jerel Worthy

The Green Bay Packers dealt 2012 second-round pick Jerel Worthy to the New England Patriots for a bag of chips. We say good riddance, Jerel.

Aaron Rodgers, A.J. Hawk Wish Hulk Hogan Happy Birthday

08/12/2014 - 3:25 pm

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A.J. Hawk and Aaron Rodgers wish Hulk Hogan happy birthday

Monday was Hulk Hogan’s birthday and the Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rodgers and A.J. Hawk were part of his birthday montage. Because, of course.

Who the Hell is This Rajion Neal Character?

08/12/2014 - 11:29 am

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Rajion Neal

Running back Rajion Neal came out of nowhere and impressed us in the Green Bay Packers first preseason game, but who the hell is this guy? Let’s take a look.

Aaron Rodgers Got an Ice Shower

08/12/2014 - 8:33 am

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Aaron Rodgers: ice bucket challenge

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers took the Ice Bucket Challenge. Huh? We’ll explain and you can watch the video. It’s for ALS.

Guess What Jordy Nelson Has…

08/11/2014 - 1:30 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Receiver Jordy Nelson didn’t practice on Monday because he’s dealing with an injury. You’ll never guess what kind of injury it is. Or will you?

Worst Seat in the House

08/11/2014 - 12:43 pm

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It was raining pretty hard when the Green Bay Packers faced the Tennessee Titans on Saturday night. Pretty sure this guy got all of the rain delivered right to his seat.

Just Because: Peyton and Eli Are Rapping Again

08/11/2014 - 8:48 am

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Peyton Manning and Eli Manning rapping

Watching dopey white guys rapping is awesome. With that in mind, here are Peyton Manning and Eli Manning rapping about fantasy football.

Who the Hell is this Jumal Rolle Character?

08/10/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Jumal Rolle

Alright. Cornerback Jumal Rolle has our attention. Just who the hell is this guy and where did he come from? Well, we went and found out for you.


08/10/2014 - 8:00 am

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It was a time when men were men, women were women and mustaches were mustaches. It was, 1999. Step inside for the Mike McCarthy mustache ride.

Tennessee Titans’ Scrubs Overtake Green Bay Packers’

08/09/2014 - 8:24 pm

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James Starks tearing up the Titans

The Tennessee Titans beat the Green Bay Packers 20-16 after a late score in a game that featured very little of any of the Packers offensive starters.

Minnesota Viking Linval Joseph was Shot Last Night

08/09/2014 - 12:37 pm

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Linval Joseph

Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was shot in the leg on Friday night. You’ll never guess where this shooting occurred. Perfect Vikings moment.

Scott Mitchell is a Fat Fuck

08/08/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Scott Mitchell

Detroit Lions legend Scott Mitchell has hilariously ballooned to 366 pounds. He’s got the shirt and double chin to prove it! Great for a laugh.

Brett Favre Has No Regrets, Except for Those Regrets

08/08/2014 - 10:21 am

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no ragrets

The Brett Favre Goodwill Tour is underway. In speaking with WTMJ, Favre explained how he has no regrets and then explained how he did have regrets.

Matt Flynn is Winging It!

08/08/2014 - 6:00 am

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Matt Flynn

Matt Flynn has some of his mojo back according to his position coach with the Green Bay Packers. Good news if he plans on beating Scooter Tolzien for No. 2.