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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Packers Offense a No Show in Loss to Lions

09/21/2014 - 1:46 pm

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Eddie Lacy about to get killed

The Green Bay Packers dropped to 1-2 after a 19-7 loss at the hands of the Detroit Lions. It was an ugly game to watch, but the ugliest was Aaron Rodgers.

Let’s All Check Out the 2014 Detroit Pride

09/20/2014 - 1:00 pm

Posted in broads, cheerleaders | 7 comments

Detroit Pride

Did you know the Detroit Lions have some cheerleaders? Well, kind of anyway. They’re the Detroit Pride and here’s the 2014 batch.

Ruh-Roh, Detroit

09/19/2014 - 3:11 pm

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 4 comments

Danny Gorrer

The Detroit Lions have some real issues in the secondary this week. That’s great news for Aaron Rodgers and company.

Bryan Bulaga Likely to Miss Another Week

09/19/2014 - 10:00 am

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Posted in Bryan Bulaga, Derek Sherrod | 2 comments

Bryan Bulaga

Bryan Bulaga is questionable again, which likely means another week of Derek Sherrod at right tackle for the Green Bay Packers. Should you be worried?

This Cornerback Thing is Week-to-Week…

09/19/2014 - 6:00 am

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Posted in cornerbacks | 2 comments

Davon House

The Green Bay Packers coaching staff would have you believe they’ll be choosing which cornerbacks play on a week-to-week basis. We have a different idea.

That’s Not Lambeau Field, You Dick!

09/18/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Posted in politics | 28 comments

Scott Walker's Lambeau Field

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has a new ad touting how many jobs he’s created and referencing Lambeau Field. Wait, that’s not Lambeau Field. Way to go, dick.

Josh Sitton Still Thinks the Lions are Scumbags

09/18/2014 - 10:00 am

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Posted in Detroit Lions, Josh Sitton | 10 comments

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton still thinks the Detroit Lions are a bunch of scumbags and of course he’s right.

Something’s Going on With Casey Hayward

09/18/2014 - 6:00 am

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Casey Hayward

Something isn’t right with cornerback Casey Hayward. He barely played against the Jets and now he has a phantom injury. Looks like he’s fallen out of favor.

Andy Mulumba Has Torn ACL

09/17/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Andy Mulumba

Andy Mulumba has a torn ACL because it is the Year of the Torn ACL for the Green Bay Packers. That’s a one-way ticket to injured reserve.

Oh, Now Adrian Peterson Has Been Deactivated Again

09/17/2014 - 8:44 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 14 comments

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.

Aaron Rodgers Shooting Ford Commercial, Broad in Tow

09/16/2014 - 12:02 pm

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Aaron Rodgers is about to unleash a new Ford commercial on you. Olivia Munn was there for the shoot to make sure everything went well.

Of Course Adrian Peterson is Playing this Weekend

09/16/2014 - 10:05 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 9 comments

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.

Andy Mulumba Probably Headed to IR

09/16/2014 - 6:00 am

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Posted in Andy Mulumba | 4 comments

Andy Mulumba

The Green Bay Packers look like they’ve lost linebacker Andy Mulumba for the year. They’re calling his knee injury significant.

About That Timeout…

09/15/2014 - 3:11 pm

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Posted in New York Jets | 9 comments

The New York Jets had a game-tying touchdown taken away from them because they are morons. Too bad for them.

Five More: Packers 31, Jets 24

09/15/2014 - 9:00 am

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Posted in game analysis | 33 comments

Jordy Nelson

Hey, the Green Bay Packers got their first win of the season on Sunday. It wasn’t pretty though. Here are five more somewhat rational thoughts about the win.

Vikings Fans: Always Classy

09/15/2014 - 6:00 am

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Posted in fans, Minnesota Vikings | 11 comments

Adrian Peterson fan

There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.

Packers Escape with 31-24 Win Over the Jets

09/14/2014 - 5:48 pm

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Posted in game analysis, New York Jets | 28 comments

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers only needed to do one thing to beat the New York Jets. Throw it to Jordy Nelson and pray. They did that in an ugly 31-24 victory.

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

09/13/2014 - 4:43 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 8 comments

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

09/12/2014 - 8:08 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 43 comments

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Here’s the Best News You’ve Heard All Week

09/12/2014 - 11:26 am

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Posted in Brad Jones, Jamari Lattimore | 14 comments

Brad Jones

It’s about Green Bay Packers inside linebacker Brad Jones.