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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Jarrett Boykin Injury Worse Than Anyone Thought

10/02/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jarrett Boykin

Receiver Jarrett Boykin has a balky groin. It’s worse than anyone thought. That is SO the Green Bay Packers medical staff. It’s also good news for Davante Adams.

Aaron Rodgers Smoking a Joint is a Tribute to Jay Cutler

10/01/2014 - 4:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers smoking a joint

Aaron Rodgers has an interesting story about that hand signal he does where it looks like he’s smoking a joint. He says it’s a tribute to Jay Cutler.

Jumal Rolle is No More

10/01/2014 - 1:30 pm

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Jumal Rolle

Cornerback Jumal Rolle got a chance to get the hell out of Green Bay and he took it, signing with the Houston Texans. His ass probably feels a lot better.

Greg Jennings Does Not Miss Green Bay

10/01/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Greg Jennings mistake

Minnesota Vikings receiver Greg Jennings always knows the right things to say. This week he tells us how he does not miss Green Bay.

Brett Favre Has Let Himself Grow!

10/01/2014 - 6:00 am

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Brett Favre for Microtouch

Brett Favre will obviously take any endorsement that comes his way. Here he is for MicroTouch, which gives unwanted insight into his grooming habits.

Mike McCarthy is Aware James Starks Still Exists

09/30/2014 - 1:00 pm

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James Starks

Running back James Starks didn’t touch the ball once last week against Chicago. Mike McCarthy is aware of this. Mike McCarthy is sorry.

We’re Ready for More Mike Pennel

09/30/2014 - 9:25 am

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Mike Pennel

Who’s ready for more Mike Pennel at nose tackle for the Green Bay Packers? We sure are. We’ve seen enough of Letroy Guion already.

Bears Baby, Packers Baby

09/30/2014 - 6:00 am

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It’s funny when a baby wearing a Chicago Bears jersey is crying, especially to the baby wearing the Green Bay Packers jersey.

Minnesota Vikings: Still Awesome

09/29/2014 - 10:47 am

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Adrian Peterson jerseys for sale

The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!

Five More: Packers 38, Bears 17

09/29/2014 - 6:00 am

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Sam Shields

Five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 38-17 win over the Chicago Bears, including awful officiating and the no shows by the defensive “playmakers.”

Packers Trounce Bears, All is Well

09/28/2014 - 1:29 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Everything is well in Green Bay. The Green Bay Packers trounced the Chicago Bears 38-17, just like old times. Great passing game, no defense at all.

Richard Rodgers is a Little Defensive

09/27/2014 - 10:11 am

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Richard Rodgers

Green Bay Packers tight end Richard Rodgers got benched last Sunday. Well, according to probably everyone but him anyway. He’s a little defensive.

Because it’s Chicago Bears Week: These Highlights

09/26/2014 - 1:08 pm

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Chicago Bears meme

You want Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears highlights? Well, we’ve got some of the best ones from the greatest rivalry in the NFL right here.

Time to Get Amped Up About Jeff Janis, We Suppose…

09/26/2014 - 10:14 am

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Jeff Janis

This is surely the week that receiver Jeff Janis gets his shot with the Green Bay Packers and breaks the game open! Except, that probably isn’t going to happen.

No Commitment for Jamari Lattimore

09/26/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jamari Lattimore

Brad Jones returned to practice this week, but Jamari Lattimore has clearly earned the right to remain the starter. Right? Well, he’s gotten no commitment from the Packers.

Clay Matthews: I’ll Be Out There

09/25/2014 - 3:33 pm

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews says he playing this weekend. That’s as good a sign as any that his injured groin won’t keep him sidelined, right?

Michael Irvin: It’s About Aaron Rodgers’ Money

09/25/2014 - 2:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers sacked by Michael Bennett

Michael Irvin has a good idea why the Green Bay Packers are no longer the top dog in the NFC North. Aaron Rodgers is making way too much money.

A Little Perspective on the Packers’ Slow Start

09/25/2014 - 10:39 am

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Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers haven’t always started slow under Mike McCarthy, as others would have you believe. Here are the numbers and what they tell us.

Clay Matthews Won’t Miss Time… Yet

09/25/2014 - 6:00 am

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Clay Matthews

When will Clay Matthews miss time with his annual injury? You thought it would be this week, but it doesn’t look like that will be the case.

Ryan Pickett was Right

09/24/2014 - 2:19 pm

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Ryan Pickett

Ryan Pickett called it. He said he was playing football this year and now he is. Surprisingly, not with the Minnesota Vikings either.