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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Of Course Colt Lyerla Got Arrested

09/08/2014 - 6:00 am

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Colt Lyerla mug shot

Former Green Bay Packers tight end Colt Lyerla got arrested over the weekend, which should surprise no one. It’s at least partly the Packers fault.

Here’s Mike McCarthy’s Latest Rant About Tackling

09/07/2014 - 9:21 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is sick and tired of all those missed tackles. What’s he going to do about it? Unfortunately, probably nothing at all.

Richard Sherman Accuses Aaron Rodgers of Avoiding Him

09/06/2014 - 10:00 am

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Richard Sherman and Erin Andrews

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman appears to have confronted Aaron Rodgers about avoiding him on Thursday night. Because he’s that insecure.

Bryan Bulaga Wants to Go Next Week

09/06/2014 - 6:00 am

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Bryan Bulaga

The news is about as good as it can get for injured Green Bay Packers tackle Bryan Bulaga. He won’t miss an extended period and says he wants to go next week.

Bryan Bulaga Reportedly Has Sprained MCL

09/05/2014 - 12:50 pm

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Bryan Bulaga

Green Bay Packers right tackle Bryan Bulaga reportedly has a sprained MCL. It probably won’t require surgery, but may require more Derek Sherrod, which is really bad news.

Five More: Seahawks 36, Packers 16

09/05/2014 - 8:17 am

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Aaron Rodgers sacked by Michael Bennett

We’re still embarrassed, but not quite as angry. So here are five more rational thoughts about the Green Bay Packers 36-16 loss to the Seattle Seahawks.

Seahawks Outclass Packers in Season Opener

09/04/2014 - 9:17 pm

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Marshawn Lynch

The Green Bay Packers were totally outclassed by the Seattle Seahawks in the season opener, falling 36-16. This team didn’t belong on the same field as the champs.

Aaron Rodgers Meets Hans and Franz

09/04/2014 - 10:01 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Hans and Franz

Aaron Rodgers has a new State Farm commercial because it’s football season! Hans and Franz up the ante on this one big time.

J.C. Tretter Placed on Injured Reserve

09/03/2014 - 4:41 pm

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J.C. Tretter

The Green Bay Packers made it official, placing center J.C. Tretter on injured reserve with the designation to return. He’ll miss at least the next eight games.

Tom Pelissero: No Longer a Hack

09/03/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Tom Pelissero: hero

Noted Minnesota Vikings homer and USA Today reporter Tom Pelissero may secretly believe his boys are winning it all this year, but he isn’t saying so publicly. He’s taking the Green Bay Packers instead.

They’re Praying for Corey Linsley

09/03/2014 - 10:30 am

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Corey Linsley

The Seattle Seahawks big, bad defense is worried about Green Bay Packers rookie center Corey Linsley. So much so that they’re praying for him. We’re sure he’s appreciative.

Lance Easley Wants to Come to Green Bay

09/03/2014 - 6:59 am

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Lance Easley

Hey everyone, Fail Mary referee Lance Easley would really like to visit you all in Green Bay. He’s pretty sure you’ll see it his way once you hear him tell it.

J.C. Tretter Reportedly Going to Temporary IR

09/02/2014 - 2:54 pm

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J.C. Tretter

The Green Bay Packers are reportedly considering putting injured center J.C. Tretter on injured reserve with the designation to return. Expect him to be out for a while.

Packers will Put Randall Cobb on Punt Return Duty

09/02/2014 - 11:00 am

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Randall Cobb

The Green Bay Packers will have receiver Randall Cobb returning punts again this season. It looks like those were not just idle threats then.

Letroy Guion is Starting at Nose Tackle

09/02/2014 - 7:27 am

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Letroy Guion

The Green Bay Packers have decided to start Letroy Guion at nose tackle instead of Josh Boyd, despite his having only nine preseason snaps and two practices.

Jumal Rolle Has Been Re-Signed

09/01/2014 - 12:18 pm

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Jumal Rolle

The Green Bay Packers brought back cornerback Jumal Rolle on Monday, signing him to the practice squad. Of course, they had to release someone too.

Matt Flynn is No. 2

09/01/2014 - 6:00 am

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Matt Flynn

Despite being outplayed by Scott Tolzien in the preseason, Matt Flynn will remain the Green Bay Packers No. 2 quarterback. Because of course he will.

Here’s the 2014 Green Bay Packers Practice Squad

08/31/2014 - 12:33 pm

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Chris Banjo

The 2014 Green Bay Packers practice squad is set. The team got lucky in that they were able to retain safety Chris Banjo, as one of 10 familiar faces.

Green Bay Packers 2014 Final Roster Analysis

08/31/2014 - 6:00 am

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Scott Tolzien

Here’s the first 53-man roster for the 2014 Green Bay Packers. We’ve looked at who got cut and now we’re looking at who stuck and why. Only a few surprises.

Packers will Get Nothing for Jerel Worthy

08/30/2014 - 2:48 pm

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Jerel Worthy

The Green Bay Packers will get no compensation for trading defensive end Jerel Worthy to the New England Patriots. Worthy was cut on Saturday. Useless POS!